Billdip Pirate AuOk So This Randomly Came To Mind Dipper Is On Bills Ship For Whatever Reason And He

Billdip pirate au Ok so this randomly came to mind dipper is on bills ship for whatever reason and he hasn't been there for long and the rest of the crew and bill don't know that dipper is bi so whenever dipper tries to check bill out( dipper doesn't have a crush just finds bill attractive) pryonica walks in front of dippers line of sight and whenever this happens dipper just glares or gets this offended look on his face so at some point dipper finally tells pyronica in a annoyes/offened voice that, " You aways do that! Every time and it's annoying. If you were ever somebody's wingwomen you would do a terrible job just STOP! Please just stop." And the whole crew being confused just stare at dipper until pyronica ask what he is talking about so dipper explains that she is always in the way or walk in front of bill when he is trying to look at him. Then like 4/5 of bills crew agree that when they used to or still do look at bill pyronica does that. So yeah just wanted to share that cause I thought I was funny .

Comic on having long-COVID as a young person. Sending love to others who may be similarly suffering.

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Person A: but what if we were more than friends

Person B: like best friends?

Person A: no like more, something bigger

Person B: *blushes* like... Lovers?-

Person A: we will get there in the end

Person B: *confused* what do you mean

Person A: Like enemies to lovers let me live that YA fantasy book dream, now please hate me until chapter 5 where you realise that you are madly in love with me...

Person B:

Person B: please, it's too early in the morning for this

Person B: the wild scenarios are scheduled after 9 am

Billdip pirate au

Instead of dipper being a Siren(a is actually half bird but people still call half fish a Siren) he is a Naga. Dipper has been part of bill's crew for a while now with out them knowing but one day let's say one of bills crew or more than one is kidnapped and the member(s) that is taken had a good relationship with Bill and the crew so bill doesn't take this lightly and just leave. Bill goes out to search for his missing crewmember(s) and dipper and some other people come along to help. Then when they find the them the missing people are in bad shape so this angers Bill and his crew that came along. Then the boss(or one of them depends on how big the group of kidnappers are and if they are working for someone) comes out and teases Bill. This causes a fight to break out and this is when dipper being a Naga is revealed. The only people that come out of this alive with this new found info is Bill and the crew because all of the other people were teared apart or squeezed to death cause dipper is a constrictor and constructors have teeth that point backwards so they can hold onto prey easier.

Then they got back and bill was having a hard time deciding whether he should scold dipper for not telling him before or reward him for killing the bad guys and not killing them in the past when they got on dips nerves.