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This is the funniest advertisement I've ever seen. Yes, it would truly be my pleasure to subject the world to subpar conversation; I'll help you out.

autistic people liking trains is a tried and true stereotype but we really need to start talking about the sheer amount of autistic beatles fans because it's genuinely so fucking funny. beatles autism comes for us all in the end

fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10