I HATE THE WHORE BOTS

I HATE THE WHORE BOTS

I'm just on Tumblr, tumblring as I do and I get a message

And I'm like, Oh! Someone likes my silly shit enough to message me.

But no, it's a bot telling me how kinky it is.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

I want to eat the Allogravity-Condensed Water Bodies

My favorite thing to do when I’m on ao3 (besides the obvious) is go to the bookmark section and see if I can find multiple fics with the same premise in a row and then look at the username bookmark list.

I see those smut fanfics you bookmarked. I’ve seen how many you bookmarked in a row. Nobody is safe.

ALL FOR THE GAME WOULD BE PERFECT ANIMATED, CHANGE MY MIND

ALL FOR THE GAME WOULD BE PERFECT ANIMATED, CHANGE MY MIND