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Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child

If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.

Will and Hannibal

enemies to lovers except mickey was his own enemy and being with ian turned him into a lover

Abigail was only 19 when she died??? Nooo she should've been at the Pink Pony Club...

Four things that are 100% true and you should think about if you haven't already:

You don't have to be a boy if you don't want to

You don't have to be a girl if you don't want to

You can be a boy if you want to

You can be a girl if you want to

This isn't a joke. This is reality. Have you considered these facts? If not, maybe take a moment to think about it. How's your gender doing? If you don't like it, it can be changed. Hell, even if you do like it, maybe you'd like something else more?

i'm pretty thankful for the circle i cultivated throughout these years. i feel good about all the support i received from friends and strangers who are willing to listen to Black transfems and give us our flowers

what hurts me the most is not my reputation being dragged because i chewed up a transmisogyny-exempt person, who sure is trans, but is still better off than me, and had no business typing up tranny on her game, hurting the very group of people she intended to portray.

it hurts me because it could've been someone else. if it was another Black transfem, she would possibly not have the same resolve and firmness that i displayed. she's be demonized to the bottom pits of hell and back. and she'd probably be defenseless, because what if she didn't have a circle like the one i have?

i am very lucky. i am not budging on anything i've said throughout the entirety of this ordeal. and as an artist, i know the weight that my work can have on other people. i know there are people more disadvantaged than me, and no amount of "rudeness" towards me would equal to bad representation on my part.

feel free to reblog

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

Do you know what I need? I need more effeminate queer men WRECKING HOUSE. Just fuck your day up and go back to being perfect afterwards.

I'm trying to think of a few examples of the top of my head:

Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Will Graham (S3) (NBC Hannibal), Hannibal (NBC Hannibal)

I nEed more

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

happy pride to the marketing team tom hardy held at gunpoint to get this gay ass tagline

Sony giving us the Venom 3 trailer at the start of pride month is better than any other company’s attempt to show that they’re “lgbtq+ friendly”

Disappearing from tumblr and coming back with a new hyperfixation will never get old

Let's hear it for violence! Let's give it up for sexualized violence! Let's all show a big round of applause for making violence horny and gay!

So we all know that Crowley isn't really gay or bi or anything because he's really just Aziraphalesexual, right?

Which means... this is his pride flag.

He would be mortified.

it's very hard for me to accept how Hannibal and Good Omens are opposite sides of the same coin. I'm losing my mind over it.

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

Supreme Archangel Aziraphale and Duke of Hell Crowley.

This piece was a commission for @moonyinpisces's fanfiction "how do we turn on the light?" on Ao3! Had such a blast working on this!

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

Headcannon: Matthew Brown listens to Eminem he does and you can’t change my mind

And whenever this song is released he would eat this up.

The Summoning by Sleep Token is such a Gallavich song.

it’s time

hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.

happy pride to all my aspecs and arospecs out there

happy pride to asexuals

happy pride to aromantics

happy pride to aplatonics

happy pride to aroaces

happy pride to alloaces

happy pride to alloaros

happy pride to het aces/aros

happy pride to demi romantics/sexuals

happy pride to grey romantics/sexuals

happy pride to ace/arospecs in platonic, romantic, and/or sexual relationships, or relationships that dont fit into any of those categories

happy pride to ace/arospecs who aren't in relationships and never want to be

happy pride to people who use microlables to describe their ace/arospec identity

we are all valid and we belong in this community no matter what anyone says. we deserve pride too.