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One Last Night In Madripoor (An 18+ Helmut Zemo/Reader Oneshot)

Synopsis: Baron Helmut Zemo is a lonely, wanted man looking for some fun, you’re a piss-poor bounty hunter in search of a connection before leaving your life of crime behind, and fate has brought you together at a party the likes of which has never been seen before. You only have one night left in Madripoor, so why not take a chance?

Tags: Smut, SoftDom!Zemo, Hook Up, Semi-Public Sex, Drinking, Safe Sex, Explicit Consent, First Meeting, Wall Sex, Blow Jobs, Cunnilingus

Rating: 18+

Warnings: Swearing, Explicit Sexual Content

Word Count: 4200~

This fic has been crossposted under the same title to my AO3!

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This is the only bit from a let’s play that’s ever mattered

DOING THE GIVING HEAD PRANK ON THE KARASUNO BOYS (PT.2)

warnings: kinda smutty

characters: shoyo hinata, tobio kageyama, daichi sawamura, koshi sugawara, ryu tanaka, asahi azumane, kei tsukishima, yu nishinoya, tadashi yamaguchi   

find pt.1 here

hinata

- hinata asks you to help him practice spiking since you’re actually pretty decent at setting, despite you not playing volleyball

- it’s not your favorite thing to do, but you help him because he’s your boyfriend and you love him

- but you figured if he was gonna force you to set for him for hours on end, you would at least have some fun with it 

- you purposely mess up a set so that it lands nicely right in between you and him

- you knew he’d try and pick it up, so you just had to be faster 

- before he could get the ball, you were already kneeling down so you could pick it up

- now your short boyfriend looks a bit taller, hovering over you in your spot on the floor

- he looks down at you as if he’s waiting for you to get up, but you don’t

- instead you move your head terribly close to his crotch and smile

- “i- y/n? you, you wanna do that here? in the gym? anyone can walk in.” he says nervously  

- you giggle at his adorableness 

- “no bub, i’m just picking up the ball.” you say

- he immediately goes red 

- “hey! you know what you were doing.” he pouts

- you just laugh and give him a kiss on the cheek before continuing to set to him

- and since you feel bad, you give him a little treat when you get home ;)

sugawara

- he’s typing away on his computer, writing an essay that’s due the next day

- the two of you are sitting at the kitchen table, him typing and you eating

- his brows are furrowed in concentration, he looks stressed

- and that sparks an idea in your head 

- somehow you manage to sneak your way under the table without him noticing

- he’s just THAT concentrated

- and you find yourself in between his legs

- he jumps at the sudden feeling of someone pressing themselves up against him

- he glances under the table at you and chuckles

- “y/n, why are you under the table? what are you- oh.” sudden realization hits your boyfriend last minute and he raises his eyebrows

- “are you trying to give me a blowjob? because i could use one right about now.” he sighs as he sits back, waiting for you to take over

- you felt bad deceiving him like this, knowing how much he would enjoy being relieved by you right now

- but you carry through with your plan

- you move your hands that were placed on his legs up and down his thighs lightly before bending down

- he closes his eyes, anticipating for you to unbutton his pants or something

- but instead you come back up with a pencil in hand

- “just getting this pencil that you dropped for you.” you smile as you hand him the pencil and sit back down in your chair

- he just looks you up and down in amusement and you laugh

- “hm, laugh all you want. it’s funny that you think you’re gonna get away with this.” he smirks 

- and suddenly you’re quiet

-knowing damn well that when suga is done with that essay, you’re done for

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Lester Sinclair as a Father

No TW. Word count: 668

Let me start off by saying no punishments. Good behavior is taught. Mistakes are constructively corrected. Bad behavior is not a reason to scream or hit.

Cuddly dad. When his kids are babies and toddlers, he lays them down on his belly for nap time. And he will also cuddle them extra close if they seek out cuddles after a nightmare. He knows how tough nightmares can be, he tells them, but they will always be stronger. Best toddler mattress and cuddler, 10/10.

He wears a kid harness proudly. He makes sure that his baby is extra comfy by lining the inside of the harness with a blanket and leaning back a little so they rest their head against his chest.

He plays with his kid/s. They wanna play dress up? Absolutely! Put him in a princess headband! Put little clips in his hair! No fragile masculinity here.

Speaking of, he raises his kids without gender stereotypes. He lets them dress how they want, play with whatever toys they want, and live how they want. These kids are free to express themselves however they want.

One thing, he is the best at bandaging wounds. Scraped knee or elbow? They're getting it rinsed extra good, ointment, gauze, then a cotton roll on top of that to keep it secure. No bandaids, only stuff that will stay on when you move. Wounds get washed extra good every day and bandaged perfectly.

When behavior needs punishment, the most you’re getting out of this man is a time-out and a constructive talk. He keeps calm and doesn’t lose his shit. Hugs and pizza to make up afterwards. When the kids get older he teaches them that they are responsible for their own actions, so whatever they do, they will have to deal with the consequences themselves.

Proud band dad. Ok, imagine if his kids are band kids. He totally did band in high school. He gives off "skinny kid in the low brass section" vibes. Don't come for me. Maybe a percussionist? One of those two. Anyways, he is the most supportive and loving band dad. He makes sure to go to every band concert. Even early on in their band career and they don't sound too good. Their first Christmas concert made him tear up in pride.

Marching band kids? Heck yea! Lester is gonna go to every competition and help move equipment and chaperone for the band. He's the one cheering the loudest in the stands. He even has throat lozenges in his glove box for the ride home after the competitions.

Theater kids? He's right there to help recite lines and sew up costumes!

Saturdays are for the fam. No, seriously. Each saturday has a theme, a movie on the TV, and pizza ready to go! And there are board games, card games, and if the weather allows, the whole family plays tag outside!

Lester also tucks his kids into bed and reads them to sleep every night. 

Lester lets his kids play in the woods while he works! It also keeps Jonesy company as well! By the time Lester has children, Jonsey might be getting old. So, the kids will take Jonesy to a clearing under the warm sunlight and pet and cuddle her so she can rest. Then they’ll go off and roughhouse once she falls asleep.

Totally plays sword sticks with his kids. You have a lot of laundry to do and a lot of baths to draw at the end of the day. They are going to come home FILTHY.

All in all, you have very precious kids with a very precious dad. And that is a force not to be reckoned with. Lester has enough love in his heart to go around for all of you, and he is so happy. He’s happy because he didn’t know he would be part of a wonderful family like this. And he i so thankful for you being able to make that possible for him. 

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭,𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬: 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝

ʟᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ

𝒊. ʙɴʜᴀ : the dreams collector [ ᴅ ; ɢ | shinsou ]

𝒊𝒊. ʜᴀɪᴋʏᴜᴜ : haikyuu and physical affection pt3 [ ʜ.ᴄ ; ɢ | tendou, semi, goshiki ]

𝟎𝟏 | ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ/ɢᴜɪᴅᴇʟɪɴᴇꜱ

𝟎𝟐 | ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛꜱ

𝟎𝟑 | ᴡɪᴘ

𝟎𝟒 | ϙᴜᴇᴜᴇ

𝟎𝟓 | ʙɴʜᴀ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛꜱ

lov ; pro heroes ; u.a students ; headcanons/scenarios

𝟎𝟔 | ʜᴀɪᴋʏᴜᴜ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛꜱ

writings ; headcanons/scenarios

𝟎𝟕 | ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ

𝟎𝟖 | ᴛᴀɢꜱ

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𝟏𝟎 | ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʙʟᴏɢꜱ

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