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(Inspired By Bluey, Episode: Puppets)

Lucifer: *Talking through a rubber ducky to Lilith* Hey toots! When are we getting married? Hm smooth

*Charlie slightly giggles*

Lilith: I probably say never

Darksteel: Hey How Y'all

Mílo: *Growls*

Darksteel: *Screams* GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH

Maia: She don't bite-

Darksteel: *Trying to pull his arm from Mílo's mouth* YES SHE DO GET YO-

Maia: Hey guys? Has anyone seen Mílo or Quinn lately? It's been 5 hours since we've seen either one

Alphys: Quinn said that the two of them would be up in Mílo's room watching more of Dungeon and Dragons, Everfrost, and Wishscatcher

Maia: For Five hours?

Sci: Don't ask. They've both been obsessed with the cartoon versions ever since I bought them a dungeon and dragons board game and Samuel made them both a kobold plush,

*The hallway door suddenly slams open which surprises the others as they see Mílo trying to push Quinn out of her room as he just has his arms crossed and a unamused look on his face*

Mílo: CAN'T YOU GO ANY FASTER!?

Quinn: *Gets an idea* Oh no! Gravity's increasing on me!

Mílo: *Giggles, knowing what Quinn is trying to do* No it's not!

Quinn: It is too sis, the same thing just happened yesterday

Vox: Ow! Again with the eye! Ok, You want me to call your father!?

Victor, Junior, Valerie, and Arthur: NO!!

*the kids run away*

Vox: Works everytime! They're scared to death of him!

Alastor: Call me for what?

Vox: Ah! Alastor, My love *sheepishly chuckles*

Philip: Doc and Tori, Get in here we're going to Loo Loo land!

*Doc opens the door*

Doc: Loo Loo Land?

*Victoria and Mílo smash through the door's window*

Victoria and Mílo: LOO LOO LAND!?

Philip: LOO LOO LAND!

Quinn: *In the Living Room* HEY CAN YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN!?

Doc: Ugh. Canadian.

Me and My ocs after New moon yelled at sun and earth, teamed up with Dark Sun, and confronted Solar:

(Spoiler Warning just in case)

Marble: Boo! Boo! What are we booing?

Maia: New moon who's now Nexus

*Russia and America flirting with each other yet again*

Ukraine: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Russia: 100%.

America: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Ukraine: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, America. I fucking wonder.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Ruby : So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Snowflake: ...I did. I broke it.

Ruby : No. No you didn't. Astrid?

Astrid: Don't look at me. Look at Sliver.

Sliver: What?! I didn't break it.

Astrid: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Sliver: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Astrid: Suspicious.

Sliver: No, it's not!

Saffron: If it matters, probably not, but Milkyway was the last one to use it.

Milkyway : Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Saffron: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Milkyway : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Saffron!

Snowflake: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ruby.

Ruby : No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Saffron: Ruby ... Astrid's been awfully quiet.

Astrid: rEALLY?!*Everyone starts arguing*

Ruby , being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Ruby : I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Ruby :

Ruby : Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*.

Marble: If you want my advice-

Silvia: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Marble: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.

Lyric: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

Marble: If you had to choose between Comet and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Whiskers : That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Comet: Whiskers!

Marble: 63 cents.

Whiskers : …I’ll take the money.

Comet: WHISKERS !!!

Comet: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Saffron: 'Prettiest Smile'

Melissa: 'Nicest Personality'

Ruby : 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Solar Flare: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Megabyte : Where’s my chair?

Chrono: Milkyway broke it over Silvia’s back while they were wrestling.

Silvia: Correction, Milkyway was wrestling. I was eating soup.

Lily: Snowflake is so...

Sombra: Annoying?

Skitter : Cute?

Sax: Funny?

Saffron: Weird?

Lily: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!

Yang: You’re so funny!

Skitter : Thanks; I’m desperate for people to like me.

Lily: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Piper: Actually, Lily, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Piper: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Techno : All the time.

Piper: Then you should be used to it by now.

Whiskers : I have a bad feeling about this, guys.

Milkyway : Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.

Misu: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?

Whiskers , being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

Techno , teaching Timber to drive: Okay, you're driving and Piper and Lily walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Timber: Oh, definitely Lily. I could never hurt Piper.

Techno , massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Chrono: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Techno : I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Tune: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.

Tune: *Picks up Snowflake*

Tune: I’ve only befriended Snowflake for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then my sel

Squad reactions to being called straight:

Timber: The fuck, no I'm not.

Megabyte : Excuse the hell out of you?

Solar : Ding dong, you are wrong!Misu: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Saffron: Rude.

Lily: *punches the person*

Timber: Why does Solar always do the laundry so loudly?

Sombra: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Solar , in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

Astrid: And what do I get out of this?

Skitter : I will give you a dollar.Astrid: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Skitter : How bout two dollars?

Astrid: You got yourself a deal.

Astrid: Wow, I really think I would’ve gotten along with young Misu!

Misu: I know. That’s why I decided to change everything about my life.