The Real Heroes Are Those Fanfic Writers That Do The 5+1 Thing

the real heroes are those fanfic writers that do the 5+1 thing

i’ve started reading Red, White and Royal Blue and i’m honestly chuffed

‘oly sHIT

Character Posters for Shadow and Bone, coming to Netflix on April 23!

i have finished reading Red, White and Royal Blue and i am so fucking chuffed

i’ve started reading Red, White and Royal Blue and i’m honestly chuffed

andrew minyard’s greatest exy hits

- asking wymack to choose a number between 1 and 5 and letting the opposition have only those many goals before he shut them out completely

- the time he remembered that striker’s go to penalty shot and saved an impossible fucking goal by moving before the dude even caught the ball

- the ravens attempted ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY (150) goals (the actual fuck) and he only let in THIRTEEN (13),,,,,, sir

- when he made nicky instigate a fight on purpose so he’d get the ball from the penalty shot and rebound it to neil to make a goal because “the game was getting boring”

- also andrew stopping every goal in that second half and bouncing off rebounds off the opposition’s helmets just to rile them further

- the time he shut out the goal completely when neil asked him to and for the first time ever started talking to the defense and chewed them out and matt was straight up grinning like it was the most fun he’d had in years

- his mad gamble in the final raven match to switch neil’s position from a striker to a backliner?? (fucking genius). also him letting renee play the first half because he knew he could control the game in half 2 if she showed him how they played

and this dude “hates” the game. ok

i like to think that neil actually really likes british chocolate but finds american chocolate over-bearing.

so when he and andrew go on a trip to england or something with the team they get there and neil is just piling up on flakes and freddos

(he complains that the freddos are far too expensive

“back in my day they were 25p!”)

and the team watches as he gorges down on it

(andrew is slightly turned on)

at one point Matt offers a hershey bar and neil nearly spits on his shoes in disgust