Jesus Christ, I Showed My Whole Fucking Ass? Buddy, YOU'RE The One Here Who Showed Their Entire Fucking

Jesus christ, I showed my whole fucking ass? Buddy, YOU'RE the one here who showed their entire fucking ass!

My goodness, you need to be placed in a psychiatric ward and evaluated because these are some intense mental gymnastics and copium you're doing just for the sake of "having" a defense! One that's completely invalid if you have COMMON SENSE by the by!

Seriously, your entitlement is on another level too. Because how are you gonna come into my poll, something you can very EASILY ignore, and then complain that it's one-sided?! Bitch, make your own poll then! Like damn!

Seriously, the delusion levels with this one are insane. Get help please, everyone's worried about you rn.

Oh and by the way, THIS POLL'S FOR FUCKING FUN AND BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS TO SEE THE RESULTS. THAT'S IT. The fact that you've taken my tags to such degree of heart is super telling of how you are as a person.

Go touch some grass, because people who not only claim "proshipping" like you're a minority or something, (your "holier than thou" looking ahh), but also get this fucking turnt over a stupid shipping poll, the most irrelevant thing purely for dumb fun and information gaining purposes, is truly "chronically online" behavior.

So please; go visit your parents, give them a hug, and stay away from the computer for at least over a week. Because it's clearly affecting your mind in an unhealthy manner for you to think this shit is okay to comment/reblog; do better.

Alright, let's put this possibly nonexistent debate to rest.

BONUS ROUND! Rank all the losers from previous rounds and maybe I'll add the two highest votes to the final round.

MOMMY??!! 😳😳😳

★ ‘O'ne | 鋼の錬金術師 ☆ ⊳ olivier mira armstrong (fma) ✔ republished w/permission

He's Toxic, but Fine.

GOD DAMN IS HE FINE!!

(He's literally a nazi skinhead.)

But GODDAMN!! LOOK AT HIM!!

(Literally hates and kills minorities.)

BUT DAMN!! HE'S SUCH A SNACK!!

(Literally so toxic, he could poison you to death just by speaking one word at the dinner table.)

BUT ZAMN!! HE'S SO FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE!!! 😫💦😩💦

Is that Greedy Mrs. Bradley??!! Hoooo mama! This is doing things to my brain circuits that I may never recover from...

Your fma role reversal AU with the Bradleys made me think of Playing House by Elenwe12 and I love this kind of idea so much!!! Thanks for drawing it *.*

Noooo don’t encourage me with this AU!! I can’t resist it!

Y’know, Homunculus!Mrs Bradley would weirdly explain why she has no first name lolol…

Oooh I’ve read that fanfic! But I’ve probably binge read all the fanfics for this pairing. Why so rare. WHY.

I feel and can relate to this so much, it's actually prolly a little bit sad. 😔

Uuuughhhhh I need mutuals who like the weird obscure stuff I like ughhhhh I need more people to talk to