Who Is The Asshole Who Decided To Put Raisins In Trail Mix Cause I Wanna Fucking Fight Him

Who is the asshole who decided to put raisins in trail mix cause I wanna fucking fight him

5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

My best friend is a dumbass

enemies to lovers prompts that make me believe in love

when you’re in denial about your feelings for your enemy (you refuse to admit the truth) so the antagonist tortures your enemy, threatening to kill them as you’re restrained and watching, and you’re kicking and screaming, begging for their life to be spared

inviting your enemy to dance, who declines because their friends are watching, to which you say “let them stare''

sharing a bed with your enemy, you now consider each other ''acquaintances on good terms,'' and your enemy cracks a joke, which you genuinely laugh at, and then there’s this genuine moment in which your eyes meet, and you can tell there’s something there . you then close your eyes and say good night, but your enemy can’t quite rip their eyes away from you

“screw them, all that matters is right now”

giving your enemy a piece of jewelry that belonged to your Mother, and being awkward about it

stealing something really valuable from your enemy, and then later on deciding to return it

your enemy loses a family member, and you decide to be there for them, because you know what it's like to lose someone you love

carving your name into your enemy's most priced weapon

a kiss that starts out delicate but quickly grows more passionate

going over scars on your enemy's body after sleeping with each other for the first time ''remember this one, right here? you caught me trying to break into your Father's store and you stabbed me.''

you've lost everything, you're all on your own, crying over the situation you're in, and that's when you feel your fingers being intertwined with someone else's... you look up, and your enemy is looking straight at you. an unspoken promise that you're not alone

saying “i love you” for the first time and the other one being in complete shock over hearing those words come out of your mouth

your enemy skips town after you've had a bad argument, and that's when you realize how much you miss them, and how much you've grown to appreciate their presence in your life

bonding while stargazing together, and resting your head on your enemy's shoulder (maybe even falling asleep)

finding a photo of your enemy as a toddler and not being able to stop yourself from smiling over how cute they were, but then your enemy enters the room, and you're caught red-handed

''tell me who did this to you.'' and they got murder in their eyes

your enemy tells you that you can't be together, because you deserve the world, and they can't give it to you . they kiss your forehead, giving you one last smile before they leave

you've lost everything, but you still have each other