Keys Walked So Brenner Could Run.

Keys walked so Brenner could run.

Happy Stranger Things Day.

So There's A New Dark Horse Comic...

Why did I even read the new comic? The Stranger Things expanded universe sucks. Hey Netflix, get weird and give us Evil Hopper, Leather Wearing Goatee Having Negative-Brenner or Space Dinosaurs in the Upside Down or something good and batshit, please!!! EUs are supposed to swing weird and wild, not be vague grimdark bullshit.

I pointed this out a day or two after the season was released and nobody cared.

Also Private School is terrible and needs a We Hate Movies episode.

The poster behind Keith is from the film Private School (1983) which stars Matthew Modine 🧐

I want Dr. Brenner and Virgil "Web" Webster to seduce the fuck out of me.

if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes

Stranger Things and Office Space take place in the same universe. Prove me wrong.

Y'all think Brenner straight up murdered Hopper in the Upside Down? 🤔

is that blood on the clock or whut????