Stanley Pines, The Con Man Clown, Always Dragged His Family Down. One Mistake, Disowned, Denied, The

Stanley pines, the con man clown, always dragged his family down. One mistake, disowned, denied, the only thing to do was hide.

One way out: the open road. Reinvent, retry, reload. A girdle, eyepatch, father's fez, "I'm a new man!" so he says

Couldn't out run life's regrets, just kept placing bigger bets. Changed his haircut, switched hotels- truth is just whatever sells.

When you've lost track of your lies, when the poison starts to rise, when the walls are closing in, when it's clear you cannot win, when your actions make it worse, when they see you as a curse, give the wheel one last spin, take your chips and go all in. And lucky Stan, the rolls on black, he got his life and family back. His big break, it finally came, redemption from a life of shame.

You really think you've won the day. You packed your bags and sailed away. You think you've left the past behind. But trust me

I'm still on your mind.

-Bill cipher ( thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com )

Omfg- NO. I'M ALREADY TRAUMATIZED FROM BOTH I DON'T NEED A TRAUMA MASHUP (Tʖ̯T)

get ready for a gaaame changerr

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

All of the above, in that order.

I rlly needed this lol I'm going to college in a few weeks

I'll be adding memes and shitposts as well so thank u as always my BFF @cartoonsforlife for this template I can use for Dr. Masacrik and Elevator Man xD

~Both are Red Flags~