yikes-ajax

Yeeters gonna haw

Your dumb as a rock, sick as shit, hot as fuck, hillbilly ass punk highschool dropout with nothing interesting about them besides shaking their cane at the moon and taking pictures of their cat. Piss fast, shit hard 🤘🔥🔥

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She's Mad My Dog Is In My Bed

She's mad my dog is in my bed

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1 year ago

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thank you worm ♡ reblog ♡ animals cats queue

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yikes-ajax

1 year ago

Exactly

Scenario: Accidentally kicked my cat

Cat 1: !! You KICK me?! For shame, for shame! You foolish, lowly MORTAL, do you know what dishonor you bring upon your BLOODLINE? Three hundred years of cold isolation for you! I leave you in your sin to wallow, as you have BETRAYED me like the nature of man I had hoped you were above! Nay, I see now, you were never a benevolent god or vessel of divinity, you are a SNAKE! A SNAKE I say! Rest alone, cold and sorrowful for yourself, may the misplaced pity you fraught with bury you!

Cat 2: bro I ain't fuckin moving lol

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i swear these cats could eat me into bankruptcy they never stop ♡ reblog ♡

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yikes-ajax

1 year ago

Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*

My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?

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yes dear i see that your pet rat is curled up on your boobs and yes i know i started this subtle flirting by sending similar pics first BUT PLEASE YOU'RE KILLING ME Y'all not to be perverted or nasty but holy shit her badonkers got some badonkadonk AND SHES DATED CHICKS BEFORE ablksnks im dying like fucking... ohnhhmnnngnf theyre HUGE how does she function theyre big pillows send help im not doing good ive never flirted before AND I PUT IN A JOB APP AND HER FUCKING FATHER MIGHT BE MY BOSS shes so pretty whyyyyy shitposting lgbt pride gay pride queer community Queer queer dating queer disabled wlw yearning wlw post wlw sapphic yearning lesbian yearning wlw pride wlw problems bi pride bisexual wlw memes gay memes wlw dating bi problems gay gay women gay woman dating problems

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yikes-ajax

1 year ago

The Wee Fuzzy Baby Kali

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fuzzball ♡ reblog ♡ animals cats queue

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yikes-ajax

1 year ago

I'm telling y'all I'm HOPELESS

Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*

My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?

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