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Jon & Martin posting because I’m a sicko

What I think a statement would taste like to Jon since he "eats" statements

The Eye: Human flesh (cause it would be ||cannibalism|| since Jon is part of the eye)

The Spiral: Rainbow ribbon candy, sour pack kids

The Lonely: Sea water

The Vast: Ice water

The Dark: Soy Sauce

The End: Stale crackers

The Extinction: Rocks

The Desolation: Brunt marshmallows

The Slaughter: Dried/Old blood

The Hunt: Raw meat and fresh blood

The Flesh: Flesh (duh)

The Corruption: Moldy Meat

The Stranger: Carnival candy that taste slightly off

The Buried: Dirt

The Web: Cobwebs and Dust

Shark friend

🦈❤️

Look at the sky. It's looking back.

Hello Jon. Apologies for the boops, but I wanted to make sure you started booping, so I thought it best not to boop myself. I'm assuming you're boop, you always did prefer to boop your boops in private. I wouldn't try to hard to stop booping, there's every likelihood you'll just boop yourself. So just boop. Now, shall we boop the page and try again? Statement of Jonah Boopnus regarding Boopathan Sims, The Boopivist. Statement boops.

He has his own currency, a bow tie, and an amusement park. His teeth are not soft. He's capitalism incarnate. Introducing....

BONZO BONZO BONZO

DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM (BONZO)

JONATHAN SIMS 💀💀💀

had some Thoughts :)

Childhood

Sketch

look guys if you need to twinkify mr bonzo in order to make him fuckable then are you really monsterfuckers? cowards. take him as he is

reblog if you think Alice Dyer is so sexy and deserves a 20 for all her troubles

cling

the magnus protocol 9 - rolling with it:

finally hit s5 and they're funny

*emerging from tmagp episode 10 shaking, terrified, covered in blood and dirt, haunted by ghostly circus music*

“Hey, Colin’s back!”

nap time

the archivist and the admiral bc I miss them :(

how would a melody describe itself when asked?

I sincerely believe Jon started having a crush on Martin in season 2 actually. It's been my own personal experience with asexuality that I sometimes have a difficult time distinguishing being nervous because I have a crush on someone and nervous because their vibes give me the ick. I'm sure my being autistic/somewhat alyxthemic has much to do with this difficulty. Given that Jon is canonically asexual, and is easily and frequently headcanoned as autistic, I would not be surprised if the autistic asexual paranoid tripple whammy would cause Jon to interpret his nervousness around Martin as being a suspicious type when really it's of a crush type. I can picture him realizing soon after he finds out that Martin was just lying about his credentials. Like "I was relieved when learned that Martin was only lying about his resume. I thought this would settle the tension between us, but I still get nervous whenever I'm around him, or thinking about him. Fidgetting, stuttering, increased heart rate, blushing and oh no."