Hi My Name Is Imperator Gaius Octavius Thurinus Julius Caesar Octavianus Augustus And My Great Uncle

Hi my name is Imperator Gaius Octavius Thurinus Julius Caesar Octavianus Augustus and my great uncle got assassinated and put me in his will (that’s how I got my name) and I’m unusually handsome and exceedingly graceful and a lot of people tell me I look like my great uncle Julius Caesar (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Aeneas but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are wide apart and small and ill-kept. I have pale white skin. I’m also a princeps, and I rule over a “”republic”” called Rome in Italy (I’m NOT a king or anything). I’m very sickly (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly togae. I love my family members and they make all my clothes for me. For example today I was wearing an off-white toga with a purple stripe neither narrow nor broad, and high-soled shoes to make me look taller. I was walking outside the forum with my best pal Marcus Agrippa. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about because I cannot endure the sun even in winter. Mark Antony stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

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kitten i have to be honest your misunderstanding of what 'death of the author' actually means is getting embarassing and mommy would prefer if you posted less or maybe attended some classes on literary analysis

naming my white son "Temujin"