Hello Thier If I May Request Something Funny Of Leona, Malleus, And The Leech Twins With An S/o Who Is

Hello thier if I may request something funny of leona, malleus, and the leech twins with an s/o who is scared of bugs only to jump onto them because they are tall. Thank you and I do hope you feel better(:

leona kingscholar

he isn’t scared of bugs at all- there’s definitely a bunch of bugs that tend to get into the savanaclaw dorms due to its architecture being so open- but he usually just lets them be

still, if his darling is scared of them, he’d get over his laziness and whisk the bugs away or squish them

when his darling screeches and jumps onto him, he may find it a bit funny- it’s just a little centipede, is his little herbivore so scared of it?

he’ll sigh and get rid of the little bug. seriously, his darling is such a scaredy cat; most of these bugs aren’t really dangerous unless they anger them or eat them, don’t they know?

still, he won’t let his darling be scared under his watch- if they’re scared of insects, let him deal with them

also, he doesn’t mind if his darling leaps into his arms: he definitely can hold them up, and he might keep them up bridal style for a bit just to tease them

malleus draconia

malleus isn’t scared of creepy crawlies and other “gross” bugs; he’ll gladly protect his darling from them, if they scare them so much

he finds it a bit funny: usually his great height scares people away, but it seems that for his darling, he makes the best anti-bug protection tower, doesn’t he?

he can zap away any bug with a minuscule amount of magic on his part. just zap and the little menace is gone! he definitely likes to feel like his darling’s hero

still, he’ll keep holding his darling for a while. hey, they leapt onto him, so let him hold them for a while

floyd leech

fufu, shrimpy is scared of bugs? that’s cute!

have you seen marine crustaceans? those are nightmare material. surface bugs don’t hold a candle to those! floyd is absolutely unfazed by the bugs that scare his darling so much

he’ll laugh quite a bit when his darling leaps into his arms; wah, cute!

and then he’ll just squish the bug with his shoe, no big deal. day saved! shrimpy has nothing to be afraid of~

as a reward, he’s gonna squish his darling into a tight hug! mhm, they’re already in his arms, so let him give them a tiiiight squeeze

jade leech

like floyd, he isn’t particularly fazed by bugs due to the fact surface bugs are really tame compared to the “bugs” he found in the ocean during his childhood

like a gentleman, when his darling jumps in fear he sweeps them off their feet gracefully

he’ll calmly eliminate the bug; he’s quick and efficient, and the problem is gone just like that!

he’ll carefully put his darling back down on their feet, somewhere far away from where the bug was

like the gentleman he is, he’ll keep an eye out for bugs that could bother his darling; bugspray is a must, since he would like to take his darling on hikes and avoid having them spooked!

Hi hi this is my first time requesting so here goes nothing,

If you could, may you do some of the haikyuu boys and/or girls getting mad at someone bulling y/n because they're chubby and stutters a lot,

🍊-anon

by the way you're awesome and here's a hug ⊂((・▽・))⊃

🍊! I didn’t add the stuttering part since I didn’t like how it came out when I tried to incorporate both, so I chose the former since I myself am on the squishier side of things- (I also chose different experiences of having a body like that so it could relate to a variety of people!)

also, no, you're awesome- asdfghjkl ⊂((・▽・))⊃

  - another little side note, I used "bottoms" so you could decide if you wanted to wear the skirt or the trousers :)

Bokuto Kotaro

I will just start out by saying that this man right here LOVES an s/o with a bit more squish, like I just have a strong feeling on this

okay okay but on to the scenario :

Let's say you're the official but unofficial third manager for the Fukurodani boys volleyball team. The second and third years know you very well by now since you've been at all their games, practice matches, and practices ever since you started a friendship- and then relationship- with Bokuto

But the new first years obviously have no idea who you are; you'd gotten to the gym early so you could meet with Akaashi before practice, which meant there was no one to introduce you to the new guys

"Hey boys, do you know if Akaashi-kun is here yet?"

Some didn't look up at all, a few raised their eyebrows, and only one answered you with a normal expression, "Oh, no! I don't think anyone has gotten here yet except for you, miss!"

You smiled, "Thank you!" turning to walk away, you were stopped by a hand tugging on your bottoms. Startled, you smacked the hand away and spun back around, "T-The hell?!"

"Your bottoms aren't proper for someone of your...body type."

Your inhaled sharply, "They’re perfectly fine-” You were interrupted by a laugh, and someone grabbing at your tie.

"You don't look like someone who belongs in a gym, why're you even here? To ogle at all our senpai?"

You didn't get to answer that as someone brought their hand down and gripped the boy's wrist tightly. Looking up, you grinned at the sight of your boyfriend, "Ko!"

"Hey baby owl." His tone wasn't as happy as it normally was, his eyes were dark, and they were trained on the boy with his hand still around your tie. “You got a problem with my little owl, first year?”

“N-n-no s-sir!” 

Akaashi was there to yank your tie out of the first year’s grip, “This is L/n Y/n, the third manager of our team- and Bokuto-san’s partner.” 

Bokuto released the boy’s wrist, “If you ever even breath incorrectly in their direction, I’ll kick you off the team in a heartbeat and make sure no surrounding schools will accept you on theirs either.”

You were now properly astonished as you watched the first years scramble away. Did someone hard wire your boyfriend wrong this morning?

“BABY OWWLLLL! I’M SORRY I DIDN’T GET HERE SOONER, BUT I SAW THIS CUTE KEYCHAIN AND I WANTED TO GET IT FOR YOUUU!” 

You looked down to where Bokuto’s arms were circling your thighs with drooped down hair and a pout. Nope, still the same sweet boyfriend.

Miya Osamu

I also get vibes that he loves squishier people, like especially if they got some more weight from all the food he’d been feeding them. Like : “yes, that’s my s/o, and yes I feed them good.” Proud to show you off extraordinaire

Alright so let’s say you’re sitting in the cafeteria with ‘Samu, ‘Tsumu, Kita, Aran, and Suna. All of you were just chatting and having a nice lunch, with you trying out a new bento that Samu had wanted to try out

To no one’s surprise, the twins had many fangirls that would make their way into the cafeteria just to catch a glance at them. Also to no one’s surprise, they didn’t exactly enjoy your presence.

“This is really good, ‘Samu!” You giggled at the shine in his eyes as you said that before picking up another piece, “I see you staring holes into the food, ‘Tsumu, you want a bite?”

The blonde twin perked up, leaning over to bite it off the chopsticks before ‘Samu’s hand was shoved in his face, “You don’t deserve to eat the food I made!” 

Everyone watched in exasperation and amusement at their bickering before a different voice caught everyone’s attention.

“Neither does this pig, don’t you think you should be cutting back on all the food you’re eating?” 

You blinked, surprised she had the balls to say that in front of all your friends- and Osamu himself. A small grin crossed your features; you loved when ‘Samu said his usual retort. 

Grey eyes locked onto the girl coldly, feeling disgusted with how short she’d pulled her skirt up, “Why would they need to watch what they’re eating? They like my food, and the more they eat, produces more of them for me to love.” He palmed at your stomach gently.

That was always his response, and it always set loose butterflies in the same stomach he absolutely adored. Usually it would be over after that, but she’d picked a very protective audience.

“That’s my future sibling-in-law you’re talking about, pig.” Atsumu’s voice was colder than Osamu’s glare. 

Suna had turned his phone, still recording, to face her and angled it down to where her skirt bunched at her waist, “Could you be anymore pathetic? Look at all that fabric you pulled up before waltzing over here like new born bambi.”

Kita smiled at your snort of amusement, happy that her comment didn’t seem to bother you. “Say anything of the sort to our manager again, and I’ll report you to the Principle for bullying, body shaming, and running around with your bare ass hanging out.”

Everyone’s head snapped over to the Captain, surprised by his words before bursting out in laughter. The girl had yanked her skirt down and scurried off, embarrassed, while the whole cafeteria started to laugh as well.

Your friends- and boyfriend- were amazing.

Tsukishima Kei

This man. This salty salty man. He would not give any fucks about your weight- he wants you to sit/lay/jump on him and he wants you to do it now. In private, there is rarely a second where some part of you isn’t laying on him; he loves the warmth, he loves the comfort of your weight against him- he just won’t function if you don’t let him love your body

This time we’re gonna go with you, Tadashi, Akiteru, and Kei were out at a cozy little dinner- Akiteru’s traditional treat while he was home from college. The staff there loved the four of you; you always came together, always when the elder was back from college. 

The owner’s granddaughter had just started there recently for fall break and was unaware that the four of you were regulars- she was sent to wait your table while the two brothers were browsing the deserts section

“Hi, how may I help you two? Are you on a date? That’s so cute!”

Tadashi blinked, before waving his hand politely, “Oh, no no, Y/n and I are just friends! She’s dating the light blonde one over there! We’re here with his brother while he’s home from college!”

You smiled at his lack of nervousness, nodding along before looking back at the girl, “We’d like to wait for those two dorks before ordering, if that’s alright.” Surprisingly, you found yourself shifting nervously at her stare.

“Wait- you’re dating the skinny blonde one? Seriously?” Her eyebrows were raised and her eyes danced with amusement. “This is a joke, right?”

Now Yama got nervous as his eyes went back and forth between you and the waitress, “U-um, n-no, they’re r-really dating...” What was he supposed to say- this has never happened before! Least of all here!

“But he’s so...skinny. You look like you’d crush him, if we’re all being honest.” 

Your hands gripped at your sweater before feeling someone slide in the booth next to you : It was Kei, with Akiteru standing beside him. 

“Didn’t your mother ever teach you any manners? Or does she just not love you?” Kei’s voice was flat while he looked at her expectingly. While he waited for her answer, his hands found your thighs and pulled them over his lap so most of your lower body was on top of him. “Oh, my apologies, she probably left when you were little.”

Tadashi started to snicker, “Don’t call her out like that, Tsukki, it’s probably still a sore spot since her dad probably didn’t want her either.”

A grin danced on your face before you cleared your throat and looked at Teru innocently, “Hey, Aki, mind asking Miss Obanai if we can have a new waitress?”

Kei watched his brother nod and walk up to the counter so he looked back at the girl, “Well? Mommy’s calling, better go answer before you miss it.” He glanced down at your love-stricken face and fought down his blush, “Next time, punch her.” 

“Tsukki, you can’t tell her to do that to people!”

“I dunno, Yama, maybe I will~”

YOU RANDOMLY CRAWL INTO THEIR LAP — JUJUTSU KAISEN

feat : gojo satoru, geto suguru, itadori yuuji, fushiguro megumi + nanami kento.

♱ warnings — fluff!!! sobs this is just so sweet >~<

♱ note — yes yes more fluff after wat feels like forever i am dying here guys!!!

・✶ ｡ﾟGOJO SATORU

satoru had been away for a mission for a few days and you’d be lying if you said you didn’t miss him, so you decided you needed a little more attention after you’d sent him for a shower with a few kisses inbetween, walking into the living room after to find him clean and manspread on the couch with an expectant smirk curling at the corners of his lips. but the hum that sounds from his throat when you slide your way onto his lap is the smooth kind of content, his arms immediately hooking around your waist to press your chest against his as he presses a few wet kisses along your jawline with a drawl.

“oh? did you miss me, sweet thing?” satoru grins, low but teasing as he lets his slender fingers trace up the length of your spine, the featherlight touches making you melt against him, before he’s tilting your chin up towards his with his free hand as you roll your eyes playfully with a nod. “yeah? didn’t keep you waitin’ too long f’ me?” he asks again but you know he doesn’t expect an answer when he begins to press his lips against your cheeks — quick, chaste kisses that have you yearning for more as he deliberately avoids your lips, even going as far as to graze over them with his own until you’re grumbling out his name.

but satoru only laughs, mumbling about how adorable you are before he’s finally kissing you softly, and when he breathes out a sigh against your lips you know it’s less because he’s tired and more because there’s a drop in his guard when he’s home.

・✶ ｡ﾟGETO SUGURU

suguru was watching a movie as he lay across the couch, even though his attention had drifted to scroll through his phone as he waited on you to come out of the shower. his eyes are a little darker, heavier with sleep when his attention immediately turns to you when you finally walk through the door way, but they still brighten slightly at the sight — his bicep flexed from where it’s supporting his head behind him as he sends you a lazier sort of grin.

“hey, pretty baby.” suguru drawls, scratchy and low and the familiar sound feels like it warms you from the inside out before you’re crawling your way onto his body. you feel the warmth of suguru’s chest immediately when you press yourself against the broad muscle, his hand dropping his phone by his side in favour of hooking it around your waist to pull you close enough for him to smear a kiss along your temple. but you feel a smile threaten to break from your lips when you look up to realise his eyes are already on you, feeling him squeeze affectionately at your sides before he’s shuffling slightly.

“what’re you watching, suguru?” you laugh, turning your attention to the trash tv he’d put on while you were away, “nah, doesn’t matter. got something better now, sweetheart.”

・✶ ｡ﾟITADORI YUUJI

you’d basically had to pry yuuji off of you as you went to get ready for bed, leaving him on the couch with a cute pout as he gave you puppy dog eyes until you were out of view. but you watch your boyfriend immediately perk up again when you walk through the door, night routine done and finally about to give him the attention he’d been missing during the few moments you’ve been gone. but yuuji’s arms wrap around you immediately when you push yourself into his lap, large palms grabbing at your hips to help you get comfortable as he smiles brightly — a soft “yayyy” spoken in the space between you.

“i missed you today, baby.” your blushy haired boyfriend hums when he finally has you on his lap, pulling you close enough for him to nuzzle into the crook of your neck as his cheek smooshes against your shoulder, feeling him wrap his biceps around you tightly as if you’ll disappear if he let go. “i missed you too, yuu.” you hum and your answer seems to make yuuji almost glow with how he brightens after, pulling away to smear a few too many ticklish kisses along your jaw and cheeks before he’s smiling against your lips.

“babyyyy, tell me about your day. do you have to leave early tomorrow? can we cuddle?” he smiles and you feel something burst and heat along your chest at the unfiltered sort of love you hear in his tone.

・✶ ｡ﾟFUSHIGURO MEGUMI

you weren’t too sure how megumi was going to react at first, finding him lying on your bed after a quick nap when you came in to wake him, smoothly sliding yourself onto his lap as he blinks the remnants of sleep from his eyes. it takes him a few moments to realise your positioning before his eyes are widening and he’s blinking up at you, a pretty dusting of pink sitting high on his cheeks as his lips jut out into a pout and he huffs. “w-what do you think you’re doing?” he grumbles, and you feel his fingers graze slightly along your calves as he still tries to avoid your gaze.

“i’m waking you up, ‘gumi.” you laugh, and megumi swears the sound makes him feel even warmer underneath you as he tries to hide the way his flush deepens. “y-yeah.. well im awake now.” he huffs again before his fingers are hesitantly grazing their way higher on your figure — featherlight touches along the dips of your body until they’re resting lightly on your waist to tap at the space, and you feel your heart bloom when you notice him stealing quick side glances in your direction. “you okay?” you ask, a little teasing given the effect having you so close seems to have on him, and you know he picks up on it when he grunts below you.

feeling megumi’s fingers tighten slightly at your words before he’s clearing his throat to answer. “tch, yeah. i just—i don’t wanna get up yet.”

・✶ ｡ﾟNANAMI KENTO

nanami had been working on a few things at his desk for majority of the day, mostly dealing with a few things for gojo and a few other peoples messes he had to clean up — so you’d decided to take him some coffee as an excuse to see him. there’s a natural furrow in his brows when you first enter the room but something blooms in your chest when you watch the expression soften at your presence — his head turning slowly to send you a gentle sort of smile that’s as handsome as it is tired.

“thank you, sweetheart.” nanami grunts, his voice a smooth lull when you place the cup of coffee down on his table, but you watch his eyes widen slightly when you nudge at his chair — although it only takes a few seconds for him to push it out after. it’s like he can read your mind and you’re thankful that he indulged in one of the more luxury, bigger desk chairs when you find yourself easily slinking into his lap. feeling nanami’s arm wrap around your hips a few seconds later before he resumes his work with the other hand, and you rest your head in the crook of his neck — only to feel his lips press a soft kiss against the dip of your shoulder after.

“not much longer, are you comfortable?” he asks earnestly as his lips move from where they’re resting against your skin, checking every so often to see if you’ve fallen asleep.

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hey could you do some headcanons plus a little drabble about being bonten!haitani brothers little sister who's in her 3rd year of high-school??

mayhe she drops by to bonten headquarters sometimes when no one is at home and itd be so funny if she was also a raging feminist and talking back to her brothers (and maybe even the other members) if they make any sketchy comments (probably abt the prostitutes in bonten)

Aw Heck yeah I'll do this!

BUT!!! Please keep in mind that I never really watched tokyo revengers, so please bear with me. Anyways I'll try my best!!!

The feminine Haitani Feminist

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Scenario: You are Rika Haitani, the youngest sister of the Haitani, already in your third and hopeflully last year of high-school. Since you know of your two elder brothers daily activities, you visit them at their meeting with Bonten to scold them for not eating with you.

To say that you were angry was an understatement.

You were fuming at the sight of the dusty and dirty apartment you asked your brothers to clean up before leaving for school, but they never listened. Now, as you were heating up the soup you cooked the day prior to eat with your brothers, you called Ran.

"Hello, my sweet sister-" "Do you have any idea how fucking angry I am right now?! I told you guys to clean our home and you and Rindou just up and left!"

"Okay Rika, let's talk about that a little later-" "No, I'm coming over. I know that you two didn't eat shit the moment I left the house."

And after hanging up on him saying something mid-sentence, you turned off the stove and put the soup in metall containers and locking them securely.

It took you a while to get there but you could already make out the many familiar faces of the girls and women working there, and you greeted them all with a smile, but in your head you frowned.

They were doing a dirty job for even dirtier men.

As you knocked on one of the doors you frequented where your brothers were often in meetings, you opened the door after a silent "come in".

And as you were holding the two containers, you saw your two brothers, your frown deepening and Ran giving you uneasy smiles. Rindou frowned right back at you before looking back and forth between you and his older brother. "Rika, what brings you here?", the middle sibling asked dumbfounded, making you look at him.

It seemed like you didn't even aknowledge the other members' existence, because Mikey was looking at the scene unfolding him with a poker face and even though he might have gotten more depressed over the years, he didn't loose his love for drama, even if it was sibling bickering. It was something he couldn't have anymore. So he always watched with slight fondness and longing instead of interfering.

Haruchiyo Sanzu, Mikey's right hand man as he always dreamt, was looking at you with bewilderment, you interrupted his "king", after all. But seeing the man next to him look at you with something like...fondness? on his face, so Sanzu didn't dare to say anything, fearing that he'd get an angry Mikey like the time he beat up and shaved some Mikey-haters' hairs for Mikey's birthday.

"First off, I told you guys to clean up the apartment before I left for school, and second, you BOTH promised me that you'd eat lunch with me, so why didn't you guys hold your promise?!"

Kakucho was also looking at you, but with slight annoyance. 'Why was this little girl here again? And she just has to be the younger sister of the Haitani brothers, of all people'... Still, he was watching his mouth around Mikey.

"We're sorry Rika, we really didn't want to make you feel forgotten, it's just that-" "You guys were so busy talking about 'Bonten stuff' that you even forget to eat? Tell me, when was the last time you two ate something today?", you unterrupted, looking at your two elder brothers expectingly.

While the two brothers were looking in front of them in shame and you sighing in dissapointment while opening the still hot containers, Takeomi Akashi opened his mouth and letting his inferiority complex speak. "Jeez, letting yourself get belittled by your little sister sure is humiliating, huh? Why don't you tell her to shut her trap so that we can keep going with the meeting, Mikey?", his voice asked, smirking at you smugly while he stroked his ugly beard.

But, you were smiling. "Shutting my trap you say? And who are you to tell me that? Huh?", you asked, your voice bittersweet and your smile too forced. Mikey had a ghost of a smile on his lips, making Sanzu flinch and look at you in amazement.

The pink haired man didn't understand what you did to bring a smile to Mikey's lips, but he sure as hell wouldn't omplain about your sudden visits anymore.

Rindou and Ran were fuming in the meantime. "What did you just say?!", Ran asked, already standing up and Rindou was about to put on some gloves when you snickered and took one container.

"I'm just sayin', she just nags you guys around and brings you food, she might as well become a prostitute like the other women here."

Annndddd, that was the last straw.

As you walked over to him with the containers while staring at him menacingly, takeomi felt slight unease. Why was he feeling so nervous? Were you about to give him something to eat? But there is no spoon-

"AARHRGHRGRH SHIT, Fuck, You FUCKING BITCH!", he screamed as you flung the soup at him, giving him second degree burns, but your glare was ice cold.

There was a long moment off silence, when ignoring the tall man's cry of pain. Sanzu and Kakucho were glad they didn't open their mouths, and Kokonoi was looking at you with wonder in his eyes. Takeomi was at least a whole foot taller and at least ten times stronger than you, and still you had the guts to pour soup on him. You were a brave woman.

Mikey giggled and Sanzu wanted to call the ambulance upon hearing his leader laugh like a child. sanzu also might have gotten scared by your actions, unconsciously touching the scars on the corners of his mouth. Ran laughed his ass off and gasped for air while Rindou stared with an open mouth.

Meanwhile, you were putting the now empty container on the table the men were seated around at, and stepped closer to the guy who was now holding his face. "You know, I don't really like it when people talk about women like that. And do you wanna hear the fucking truth? There wouldn't be no prositutes if no man asked for it. And looking at you, talking about how I could become a prostitute -like the other women here- really makes my blood boil, y'know? Also, aren't you embarrassed for telling that a high-schooler? Let alone the younger sister of your collegues?"

Takeomi had trouble identifying you through the thick liquid threatening to also burn his eyes but when he opened on eye, he was met with a scary grimace of yours with your fist right next to it and in the next moment, he was out cold.

You sighed out before looking at Mikey and bowing in apology. "I'm sorry, Sano Manjiro, for my rude behaviour. I will take my leave now." "Stay. I hadn't had that much fun since I could last remember, Haitani. Please, make yourself comfortable."

And at that, you sat yourself down on Takeomi's stool and he got dragged away by some nameless underlings. Your brothers were giving you and their boss uneasy glances, not sure whether they should do or say something too. The other three conscious men, Kakucho, Kokonoi and Sanzu, were holding respective space from you, also swearing to not step too close to the women working in this facility.

"I'm craving Taiyaki...can someone order food?", Mikey chirped, making you giggle while you took out your phone. "Sure thing! And you two will eat too!", making your elder brothers nod eagerly.

Ran and Rindou didn't know that you could knock somebody like Takeomi out with a single punch, let alone fight.

They'd have to convince whoever was responsible for hiring women for their sinful needs should have a talk with them.

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HEY HEY HEY!!! I hope that was what you were looking for... I tried to make the characters fit their personalities as well but also not too long, because then it'd would have to be a longer story, and yeah. I also wanted Mikey to have a laugh in a while, poor baby. It was actually fun looking up the Bonten characters to be honest!

I hope I'll get more requests like these!

Read you in the next post!!!

What about a shorts featuring your fave Kimetsu No Yaiba teacher?

But make it Professor X Student

So, in this version, Giyu's still your PE professor at your university and the old Guidance Counsellor at your old school when you're still in high school.

So a little history too but also different 🤭

Note: W/N=wrong name

𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔: 𝑷𝒉𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝑬𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏

𝐊𝐲𝐨𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐤𝐮 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 | 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐧 𝐔𝐳𝐮𝐢 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 | 𝐆𝐢𝐲𝐮 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐤𝐚 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 | 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

Content Warnings: ProfessorXStudent/Age Gap/Suggestive/Spanking/Curse Words/Matured Content/18+/Sexually Explicit

Minors DNI.

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(Image is not mine, credits to the rightful owner)

🌸𝑮𝒊𝒚𝒖 𝑻𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒐𝒌𝒂🌸

You were faced with an intense volleyball competition against the other second-year college students. Shinobu Kocho is really fast, and you can't help but groan whenever she manages to spike the ball. The girl is your friend, but the fact that she is more skilled at sports than you is irritating. Which eventually gets her noticed by your crush...

Giyu Tomioka.

But he's not just a simple crush. You've been smitten with him since you were still a student at the school where he was the guidance counsellor. Yep! You liked him ever since you first laid eyes on him, and since then, you have been doing everything to get his attention.

Detention is just one of the long lists of things that you endured back in high school just to meet him face-to-face. There is a lot more that eventually marked you as one of the delinquent kids with Inosuke Hashibira.

Yep, a bad record just to see Giyu.

And when you went to college, it was also the time that Giyu resigned from his old position at the school. The man is not close to you because you have always irritated him, but he was not as harsh with you as he is with Inosuke. As if fate were on your side, Giyu Tomioka became your PE professor in college.

While reminiscing, you felt a sudden pain on your face, and there, your sight suddenly went dark.

--

"Where am I?"

That's the first thing that you muttered when you opened your eyes. You looked around and met the most enigmatic blue eyes that you had ever seen. Your heart started beating fast as you watched how fixated Tomioka's eyes were. He tilted his head to the side, and without an obvious expression, he asked, "Are you okay now?"

You loved the feeling that even just his stare could give you. And the fact that you're alone in this room with him makes you so happy. You were about to speak when suddenly the door busted open, and there, Inosuke ran towards your side.

"Oi Shiru-sensei! What happened to my W/N-chan?"

"Your voice, Hashibira-kun. She just woke up."

"But what happened? Are you okay, W/N-chan?"

You wanted to strangle the fuck out of your best friend for ruining the moment where you had finally locked eyes with Giyu. That's once in a lifetime, for crying out loud, and Inosuke knows that you've liked the PE professor for so long, and yes, surprisingly, Inosuke's good at hiding secrets.

"Inosuke... I'm okay... But what happened, Tomioka-san?"

"Kocho accidentally hit your face with the ball. You weren't doing well earlier. It's your fault."

Ouch. Harsh. But yes, Giyu has always been too harsh with his words, so it is a surprise to see that he is the one who is looking after you at the clinic now. You frowned and looked up at Inosuke, who was pouting at Giyu. He looks mad.

"Miyoka-sensei! W/N-chan is great at sports! It's just that you favour Morobu-chan so much!"

You turned red when Inosuke said those words to Giyu, who seemed unaffected by them. If Inosuke did that to other professors, he would be expelled by now, but then, it's Giyu that we're talking about. And yes, the man's desensitised to both of your craziness, to the point that he just shoves them off.

Tomioka stood from his seat and looked at you with emptiness in his eyes, as usual. "See you at next week's class. And you, Hashibira-kun! Button up your goddamn shirt!"

Giyu finally left the clinic, leaving you with your best friend, who was still glaring at the door. You threw your pillow at Inosuke, and that astounded the hell out of him. Inosuke looked back at you and pouted while rubbing his face, as if he were hurt, even if his pillow was soft as heck.

"What was that for, W/N-chan?"

"Idiot as always... You entered the room at the wrong time. He was staring at me, and our eyes locked with each other. But you ruined it, boar-head."

"Oh..." Inosuke picked his nose while watching you sulk on the bed. Then his eyes suddenly shone, and you knew too well that when he does that, he has a crazy idea.

"I have an idea!"

"Pray do tell, my henchman."

"Pfft!" He rolled his eyes at you but still sat beside you. "What if I hit your face hard with a ball so you'll collapse again? Maybe Moyoka-sensei would help you—"

"What if I hit your face with that chair right now, Inosuke? You're insane as always."

"But I am serious!"

And that day ended up with Inosuke pitching you his mundane ideas just for you to get Tomioka's attention again. Yes, you listened, but in the back of your head, you can't stop thinking about Giyu's stare.

--

You realised that being bad doesn't benefit you, especially with a by-the-book professor like Giyu. You felt like if you became better at sports than before, Tomioka would notice you like he notices his star student, Shinobu. You can't help but feel envious whenever she casually converses with Tomioka and he responds with a nod of his head.

Oh well, it's kind of your fault for choosing the path as a delinquent kid back then. Of course, Tomioka won't ever be fond of you because of that impression.

Another PE day has ended with you just watching how Shinobu gave Giyu a high five when their team won over yours again. You sighed and frowned at the sight, but then finally managed to breathe properly when Shinobu left the gym.

You decided to stay because perhaps helping Giyu clean up might make a good impression. You stood up from the bench where you're sitting, and that surprised Tomioka, as he never sees you staying in this shithole, which was also your school gym.

He sauntered towards you, wiping the sweat from his face. Gosh, at that moment, you felt like all the muscles in your body had tensed up. He looked so handsome with his hair tied. You composed yourself and walked towards him, fixing your shirt as you felt conscious.

"Why are you still here, menace?"

"Bad sensei. I'm not like who I was back in high school." You muttered, stopping in your tracks, which made him raise an eyebrow and cross his arms. His eyes were fixed on you again, and you loved it.

"Then why are you here?"

"Sensei... I just want to say sorry for being a pain in the ass back in high school."

Giyu didn't reply that quickly and just tapped his fingers on his arm. He tilted his head once again. "Okay. Be a great girl, then. And for the hundredth time. Follow the rules."

You nodded. Giyu turned his back on you, picking up the volleyball. "You need help, Sen—"

He suddenly tossed it to you, and as if on reflex, you spiked the ball back to him, which made a small smile appear on his lips. That astounded you and eventually made you smile as well. Yes, you have seen him smile before, but now what makes you happy is that it's because of you.

"Good pass, Y/L/N-san. Want to try again?" He asked with a calm tone, different from his emotionless one. You immediately nodded, and then he served the ball so perfectly that it almost stunned you. But no, you composed yourself and jumped to hit the ball back at him.

And that sequence of serving and hitting lasted for a few more seconds. Giyu's movements flows like the water but of course, you started adapting to it. Yet, you started feeling tired, until... score! With a last spike, you managed to win! You jumped and squealed in joy as you managed to score against your professor.

Tomioka smiled and finally went in front of you. He patted your head, and that made your world stop. You know that there's no romance in his gesture, but still, you can't help but be flustered.

"Few more practices, and you'll be better than Kocho."

"Would you help me, sensei?" You asked boldly, making Giyu surprised. He took his hand away from your hand, and you felt like cold air suddenly embraced you in the absence of his touch.

You waited for an answer, but all you got was a shrug, and that made you annoyed. But you wanted to be a good girl in front of Tomioka's eyes, so you just decided to speak again. "I promise I'll help you clean up after class."

"Great deal then." He said this, tossing the ball back to you. "You can start today. Just put it back in the storage room."

--

So weeks passed with Tomioka training you after class. But of course, both of you make sure that every student has already left before doing so. You felt happy that Giyu managed to go out of his way to help you become better.

It's as if he had enrolled you in a special class that was just perfectly curated for you, as you weren't just learning; you were also spending time with him, which would always make your heart swell. And yes, everything's decent as you know how Tomioka lives by the rules.

But you never expected that things would change today.

While taking a break from your after-class training, you felt a cold thing press on your cheek. Surprised, you looked up and saw Giyu pressing a pop can on your cheek, which immediately made you blush. You took it from his hands, and when your skin brushed against his, shivers ran up your spine.

He sat beside you, stretching his back and wiping his sweat with his towel. You realised that you had forgotten yours, so you stayed sweaty as you rested. Giyu seemed to notice this, so he raised an eyebrow at you and said, "You're so sweaty. Why don't you change and go home early today? Where's your towel?"

"I left it. Sorry."

He handed you his towel and sighed. "Beggars can't be choosers. Use this. Don't worry, I don't smell bad."

You smiled at what he said, but internally, you were screaming. You took his towel and wiped your neck with it, and yes, Giyu definitely smells like apple and ocean. It's like what you imagined. You turned to look at him and noticed that his eyes were still fixated on you. He gulped and looked away immediately after you caught his stare.

What was that?

Giyu cleared his throat and stood up. "Uhh, do you want me to open the pop can for you?" He offered so, you nodded and gave him the can. With a few movements of his hands, he gave it back to you, opening it with ease.

You wondered why Giyu suddenly became soft. You noticed this change on the third week of practicing with him. He stopped making harsh comments on your movements; he even clapped once when you scored against Shinobu. Sometimes, you'll find him looking at you at break times. And just like now, he would quickly avert his gaze from you whenever you caught him.

"Tomioka-san, thank you." You said that before drinking the pop. Your eyes lingered on Giyu, who seemed to try his best to look away. There's a weird tension that he creates right now that wasn't present in your old practices.

"Welcome." he said in a low tone of voice.

But before you could speak, Tomioka suddenly spoke up. "Why do you always cling to me, Y/L/N-san?"

"What do you mean?" His sudden question left you perplexed.

"I've been your guidance counsellor for two years. And now, I've been your professor for almost two years too. You think I won't notice how you tried to get my attention for those four years? Think again. So, now tell me why you would do so?"

You shivered, but it wasn't because of fear. The mere thought of him noticing those things you did for him since then made you flustered. A part of you wished that Tomioka was thinking of you before he went to sleep, wondering why, because at least with that, you managed to get the attention that you have longed for so long.

You shifted in your seat and gripped his towel. "Sensei, it's not like—"

"So you're saying that you're just weird, then? People avoid me, Y/L/N-san. But you kept bugging me despite my cold shoulder."

"It's just... I feel comfortable with you."

"But why?" You won't know, but Tomioka was perplexed at himself too. The sudden eagerness to know about the reason behind others actions towards him was new to him. You sighed deeply and stood up from your seat, closing your eyes before doing the most insane thing that you'll do in your life.

But before you could almost speak, a sudden jolt of pain hit your calf, which made you almost scream. "Oh fuck..." You said this, biting your hand as tears welled up in your eyes. Fucking cramps...

For a moment, he thought that you were just being dramatic to avoid the question, but when he saw you literally almost crying with the pain, Tomioka suddenly jogged near you and crouched down. He tried to stretch your leg, which made you swear at him out loud.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck! Stop Tom—ouch! No!"

Giyu sighed but still stretched your leg, slowly massaging the back of it with his other hand.

"Idiot. If we don't stretch it, the cramps will be worse."

And it's true—it felt better this time. You looked at Giyu, who was crouched down, massaging you. You wiped your tears with his towel and enjoyed the sensation of his hands against your skin. Yes, it's non-romantic. You reminded yourself for the nth time, but that didn't stop your breathing from changing as your heart started beating fast.

The pain went away, but his hands are still massaging you. You didn't stop him, though. You want this moment to last for a few seconds because you know that it won't happen again.

Giyu suddenly looked up at you, his eyes still empty as always. But for some reason, it seems darker than usual. "Why do you feel comfortable with me? I'm not a good person."

You wondered why he said those words, but you remained silent. What he's doing now is different from what he's saying. If he's a bad person, why would he spend time training you after his class? If he's not really the way you see him, why would he try his best to correct your mistakes and make sure that you're okay?

Giyu felt his muscles relax, and so he stood up and stretched his back. "Fine. If you don't want to answer, then okay. It's not my business anyway." He tried his best to sound professional, but a hint of annoyance still escaped his voice.

"Thank you, Tomioka-sensei." You thanked him for helping you, but without telling him, you also wanted to badly thank him for dropping the subject, as you knew you'd end up confessing if he kept on asking.

"Mmm..."

Giyu started walking away, which also meant that your training was over. But then he stopped in his tracks and turned to look at you again. "And for your and your boyfriend's information, I wasn't favouring Shinobu. She's just good at sports. And so you are right now. So perhaps I'll be less harsh on you at class."

"Boyfriend?"

"Hashibira-kun's your boyfriend, right?"He was astounded by your reaction. Yes. Tomioka had always thought that Inosuke was your boyfriend, as you were always with him. He has no idea that the guy's just like your brother, and he actually has a girlfriend of his own.

You can't help but laugh at what he said, which bothered him, so he sauntered back to you with a clear, confused expression plastered on his face.

"Why? Do I sound funny?"

"No! It's quite hilarious that you believed Inosuke to be my boyfriend! He's taken already; what the heck?"

You noticed the littlest changes in Tomioka's expression, like how the tension on his shoulders faded and how his breathing pattern changed.

Giyu stared at you as if he were solving a puzzle. But still, he stopped himself from asking too much. "Whatever. Go home early." He said and finally went out, with a small smile on his lips.

--

You slept like a baby that night as you reflected on how adorable Giyu had been that day.

But on the other hand, Tomioka was sitting on his bed, wondering what just happened. He was questioning himself all day after he left you.

Yes, he was thinking of you, and he can't fathom why these thoughts started to plague him. And it worsened today as he felt a bit relieved to know that Inosuke's not your boyfriend. He hated to admit it, but he was quite happy to know that.

"I'm failing as a professor. Why would it drive me crazy if he's with Inosuke? I never wanted to be with her. I never even imagined myself wanting that for my student. But damn, why am I thinking about all these things?"

Giyu rubbed his face with his palms intensely and plopped back on his bed. He cannot fathom why, but sometimes he just wants to hoard you for himself. Yes, it's clear to him that it's against the principles he is living for, but he just can't stop it.

It started the day he carried you to the clinic bed. And of course, he won't tell you that he was the one who carried you. He would also hide the fact that he had scolded Shinobu that same day, after he left you and Inosuke.

That moment was the first time he really looked at you and seen how beautiful you are. That's also the first time that he realised that it seemed like you were doing everything just to get his attention. Before by being delinquent, and now by trying your best to be his star student.

He somehow appreciated it.

Earlier, when you had cramps and he massaged you, he would never admit it, but the sounds you make create a whirlpool of insane thoughts inside his head. Giyu shook his head and heaved a sigh.

Now he can't stop thinking about what would happen if you weren't his student. Would he still feel this way? Yes. He will.

I never really wanted this to happen, but I think I'm falling. What should I do?

--

A few days had passed, and yes, Giyu still decided to train you after his classes. You'll never notice how hard he tries to compose himself whenever he sees you. But today, he can't keep it any longer.

There's no PE class today, so you headed straight out of the university. While walking home, a car suddenly stopped. You turned to look at who it was, and it was Tomioka. He was gesturing for you to come in, and of course, you did without thinking ten times. Tomioka drove once again, wishing that no one had seen you come inside his car.

You sat beside him, adjusting your skirt. "Tomioka-san, thanks for the ride!"

"Mmm, of course."

"What made you drive me—"

"Don't think about it too much."

You nodded and just stared at him, watching how focused he was. The silence started to thicken, and to your astonishment, it was Tomioka who broke it this time.

"Have you ever done something that was against your virtues?"

"Wow, that's a deep question, sensei. But I'm not quite sure what you mean. As you can see, I was once one of the delinquent kids with Inosuke, Gyutaro, and Ume before college. So I guess, yes?"

"I know you've been annoying before. But I mean now."

"Can you elaborate?"

"Nevermind—"

"Elaborate please."

"Uh... I can't put it into words."

"How can I answer if I don't know the context?"

"Okay, um, something like this."

"Like what?"

"Me asking you to ride in my car."

You crossed your arms and bit your lip. Now you're interested. "I don't interpret this in a bad way, sensei. And I think it leans more towards you being a gentleman."

"Oh, aren't you scared that I might take you somewhere?"

His question astounded you. What is he saying? You gulped and placed the bag on your thighs, looking at him with the same expression. But inside, you realised yes. He doesn't know where you live in the first place. "Nope. You're not a bad person. You're my sensei so I trust you." That seemingly irritated Tomioka.

"You don't get the point, but you also do."

"Then tell me!" You said, raising a voice at your own professor as you hated riddles. But then his next words took your breath away. "I like you, Y/N."

You feel like you've lost the ability to talk. Your eyes brightened as you saw Giyu's face flush at the sound of those words. You could have never foreseen him making such a confession to you.

Perhaps he suddenly realised the weight of the thing that he just did. He suddenly stopped the car and hit the steering wheel in frustration. "Fuck! I shouldn't have told you that." He looked up at you with eyes that almost told you how much he feared what you would do.

"I mean, I-I... Fuck, I look like a fucking creep. I don't fucking deserve to be your sensei. I'm sorry, but can we just forget about this?"

"I've been waiting for you to fall for me." Those words suddenly made every bit of fear in Tomioka collapse. He was afraid to lose everything just because of his recklessness, but then, when he heard you say that, everything just brightened.

"What do you mean?"

"I'm in love with you Tomioka-sensei. So I don't want you to tell me to forget about this because you'll definitely hurt me."

"Y/N." Tomioka called you by your first name and suddenly had the courage to hold your hand.

"Are you serious, Y/N?"

You didn't speak but just leaned in to kiss your PE professor, which certainly caught him off-guard. But then he pulled out his eyes, now drunk with passion, and caressed your face. "What should we do?" He asked as if he were a lost child, even if he was older than you.

"Hide this? No one needs to know Tomioka-sensei."

"Wouldn't you tell this to your friends? What if you're just pranking me?"

"I would never do that." You said this while holding his hand and letting him feel your rhythmic heart through your clothing. When Tomioka put his hand on your chest, he flushed a little bit, but he was relieved to feel the same rhythm coming from both of your hearts.

--

Nothing had changed between you and Giyu at school. Of course, nothing should change, or else everything will be obvious. But when the classes are over, he will try his best to show you how sweet he is. And when we say sweet and classes are over, it's outside school, as he will die first before making a move on you while also being at his job.

Ironic, isn't it?

Now, you were with him as both of you decided to spend the weekend at his house near a river. Giyu was shy when he first asked you out, but eventually, here you are, cuddling up with your PE professor, a.k.a., boyfriend.

Except for kisses, Giyu has not yet made a move on you. A part of him still can't believe that he's having a secret relationship with his student, despite how obedient he is to the rules.

You were cuddling with him, making the most of every second. As you know, on Monday, he'll be your professor, and you'll just be his student again, at least in class. You felt a sensation when you felt Giyu's hand slide down onto your waist. But the man thought that you were uncomfortable, so he pulled his hand away.

"Sorry."

"Why? I want your touch."

Touch? He was surprised by what you said. You repeated it as you sat over his lap, facing him. "Touch me, Giyu." The sudden emotion that had taken over you shocked even you. But then, with that, Giyu suddenly smashed his lips against yours, kissing you hungrily. His hands went inside your shirt, and each touch made you whimper in pleasure.

Giyu pulled out and told you to turn your back on him, so you did. A part of him is shy about what he is doing, but he can't just stop himself, so he'll just prefer you looking away instead. His hands suddenly caressed your thighs, lifting your skirt in the process. You felt him getting hard beneath you, which definitely made your dam break.

He rested his chin on the crook of your neck and whispered in your ear with a low, sexy voice. "Do you want more?"

"Mmm yes, Giyu." You said, moaning as his hands slowly stroked your clothed cunt.

"So wet for me, Y/N. You want this?"

"Yes Giyu~ Ahhh~"

"You want to do risky things, right? You've been a very naughty girl. I'm gonna teach you something better than PE." He suddenly lifted you and bent you over by the table. His left hand caressed your breast while he used his right hand to take off your underwear and his pants.

Tomioka spanked you, which definitely made you moan loudly. He chuckled and went near your ear again, grinding his hot, hard cock on your ass.

Hands grasping the table, you moved your hips, wanting him to be inside of you. "Giyu... I-I've never let anyone touch me this... ah~ way since I fell in love with... you." Giyu chuckled and kissed you behind your ear. "Good girl. Let me reward you then."

You felt him line his cock on your entrance, and finally, with mixed pleasure and pain, he managed to enter you, making you scream in passion. "Ahh~ You're so tight. Is this your first time?" He whispered again, and you nodded with tears welling up in your eyes.

"Don't worry, baby, it'll be better. I'll be gentle."

For someone who seemed cold at the university, Giyu was definitely sweet and caring behind closed doors. He slowly thrust himself into you, both of you moaning in pleasure. As he stated, after a few more slides into and out of your tight cunt, it felt great.

Giyu wrapped his arms around your waist, and slowly his thrusts became faster. You grabbed both sides of the table as he gave you a vigorous fuck. Your head was spinning in satisfaction with his motions.

He's your PE professor, and no wonder how graceful the bucking of his hips felt. The slapping of your skin, mixed with your lewd sounds, made you so wet that it dripped down on your leg as Giyu hit your g-spot repeatedly. "Yes! Yes there!"

But then the man suddenly stopped and turned you to face him. You saw how dark his eyes were with lust, and you loved it. He laid you down on the table and ravaged your lips with his hungry kisses as he ripped your shirt, revealing your wonderful tits to him. He kissed them down as he once again aligned his hard cock on your pussy.

He didn't go slow this time. With his nails digging into your waist, Giyu went in and out of you as if there was no tomorrow. You never expected that the decent, by-the-book professor would be this wild in bed, and that turned you on so much that you just wanted to cum.

And yes, as Giyu's lustful eyes watched you and your breast jiggled with each of his movements, you suddenly felt tingles all over your body, especially on the pit of your stomach. "Uh...haah~ Giyu! I'm going cum!"

That made Giyu smirk, and with his right thumb, he rubbed your clit as he fucked you harder, making you almost pass out from the overstimulation. You loved it. You felt like you were in heaven as you reached your first orgasm. Your eyes rolled, and you moaned so hard as you squirted against his cock. But yes, Giyu didn't stop fucking you.

"Fuck, you're so beautiful!" He muttered between his moans.

Suddenly he felt like he was about to cum too, and so he smashed his lips against yours, and his movements went faster and harder than you could imagine. You were literally moaning in his mouth as your first orgasm came. Then, now, you can already feel your second orgasm after just a minute of having your first one.

"Fuck baby, I can't take it anymore!" Giyu said, and finally, with a final thrust, both of you came, his warmth filling your already dripping cunt to the brim.

Giyu planted sloppy kisses on your lips, which you returned, causing him to hum with contentment. Without pulling out, he carried you to the bedroom and laid you on the bed.

There, he finally pulled out but still wrapped his arms around you. "You'll never know how I tried my best to stop myself from making love to you at the uni."

"Me too, Tomioka-sensei."

"Hey, I told you not to call me that when it's just us." He pouted, but then you kissed his nose. "Giyu, my Giyu." Tomioka caressed your cheek and kissed you once again. "Did you plan all of this to happen?" he asked innocently, making you chuckle.

"What I planned was just to get your attention. But I've got something better, I guess." You said that, kissing his cheek. Giyu stared into your eyes and smiled. "You know, I never wanted to feel this way towards you before, but you convinced me to still do it anyway."

"And how did I do that?"

"By trying your best this time and not being the idiot you were before in high school."

You wanted to tease him more, but you just rested your head on his chest. "I just always wanted to get your attention. I love you, Giyu."

"I love you too." He muttered in a sleepy tone as he embraced you tight. Both of you are wishing this weekend wouldn't ever end.

--

𝑨𝒂𝒂𝒌𝒌! 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒕~

I enjoyed writing this that it took me THREE EFFIN DAYS XD But yeah, that was hot! >///< Giyu breaking his by-the-book attitude is so cute XD Risqueee babyyy hahaha!

Anyways, OF COURSE! The most awaited Sanemi chapter will be next and I can't wait for it as well hahaha!

Reblogs, Comments, and Requests are highly appreciated! Love you!

MDNI!

Ja ne~

~𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓾-𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷🌸

𝐊𝐲𝐨𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐤𝐮 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 | 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐧 𝐔𝐳𝐮𝐢 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 | 𝐆𝐢𝐲𝐮 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐤𝐚 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 | 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

the floor is lava!

bsd boys + reader

*all of these are optional romantic/platonic, except for Kenji, who is strictly platonic*

wc : 0.7k

a/n : quick little fun post while I work on my other shit- was missin the bsd content <3

obey me ver. |

It was a quiet rainy day, and everyone was minding their own business (for once). Nothing could’ve possibly ruined the relaxing silence…

“THE FLOOR IS LAVA!” 

Armed Detective Agency 

Before you even have a chance to move, Dazai is jumping straight up, entire body weight and all four spangly limbs, right into your arms. Whether you can actually hold him up- or you both end up eating the floor - he’ll insist that you’re his knight in shining armor and you simply must hold him

Atsushi, on the other hand, will waste no time before swooping you off your feet, even if it means he has to stand in the ‘lava’ himself. He’d absolutely fucking sprint to you and grab you if he needed to because he is a gentleman 

And of course, to no one’s surprise, Ranpo was the one who shouted it. He already had his ass parked on top of his desk, snacks surrounding him- though he’ll make room for you to hop up if you hurry (and will share his snacks if you trip someone on their way to safety) 

In typical Kunikida fashion, he’s there to wave around his notebook and demand everyone quit playing games and get back to work. Even so, he’ll easily catch you when you jump at him, cause I mean..he wasn’t just gonna let you fall [in lava]

Fukuzawa doesn’t exactly understand, so he’ll stand and watch everyone else scramble around. He’ll also help you climb on top of a desk (with eyes crinkled at the corners in amusement)

Having never played before, Kenji will also just stand around until you grab his hand and pull him towards the couch. A quick ‘hurry!’ from you and he’s laughing and jumping on the cushions with you, listening intently when you explain the game 

Junichiro tries to climb on your chair with you, whining when you place your foot on his chest to stop him. Surprisingly, he’ll just pick you up quickly before sitting down in your spot, curling his arms around you with a huff while you guys try to keep balance on one another, keeping your feet off the ground 

Port Mafia 

Chuuya would like to say he’s all cool and suave about it, but the second he processes those words, he’s activating his ability and floating over to grab you up off the floor too. He’ll hold you over his shoulder so the two of you can throw shit at everyone else scrambling around (while hovering mockingly above their heads) 

As usual, Akutagawa is stoned face while he remains unmoving from his seat. He’ll only blink when you hop on his lap, begrudgingly choosing to entertain your antics when you insist he pull his feet off the floor. And while he isn’t necessarily playing, he will knock others off their high spots with Rashomon 

Amusing as it is, Mori has no desire to participate himself. Elise is absolutely playing (as she’s the one who shouted it), so she’ll quickly shove him off his seat and beckon you over to come sit with her. He’ll pout as you laugh, not necessarily liking that he’s the only one remaining on the floor 

Tachihara is shoving you out of the way, no fucks given, because damnit- the floor is lava! Though if you stay where he pushed you, arms crossed and fake upset expression, he’ll reach out and drag you on the crate with him

Decay of Angels 

Fyodor will simply raise an eyebrow, looking up from his book to watch everyone fumble over themselves. When you attach yourself to the back of his chair, though, he chuckles in amusement and invests his entire attention to watching you bat away Nikolai from pushing you into the ‘lava’. He’ll offer up his seat after a while if you’re still playing 

[After being told what the game is beforehand] Sigma, still a bit hesitant, will tug on your hand and ask if you wanna share the table with him. He’ll gladly watch everyone else as they play, but if you ask, he’s happy to help you sabotage them too 

Without question, Nikolai is the one who shouted it. He’ll eagerly shove a chair your way, placing his own a few feet beside it. Entirely ignoring the chaos he’s created, Nik now busies himself with going back and forth with you, trying to knock each other off your chairs- and he will use his ability to try and cheat