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Splinter and the kids arrived to what they thought was meeting April’s parent. Only to find out they are there to help redeem Baron Draxum.

Leo: I totally called that one, so loser pay up!

Both Donnie and Miwa angrily gave Leo their money.

Splinter: Oh no! I didn’t make my famous green bean casserole for my mortal enemy!

Mikey: Come on dad, he isn’t our enemy anymore. He’s our family now, so once we give all our loving family love, I know we can warm up his heart.

Tang Shen: Oh, thank god, I thought this was going to be another one of your parent trap situations to get me and Splinter back together again.

Splinter turned around to see his ex-wife Tang Shen.

Donnie: Well this is going to end badly.

Everyone nodding in agreement.

Splinter: Tang Shen!? Miwa, I thought I told you not to invite your mom!

Miwa: She wasn’t home when we got there.

Tang Shen: You told my daughter not to invite me!

Splinter: Miwa is also my daughter too or did you forget!!

Mikey: Mom! Dad! Please stop, I invited mom. Not only is this to redeem Draxum but for us to finally have a wonderful family dinner.

Mikey: So I want everyone on their best behavior.

Draxum: Michelangelo, how many more people are you inviting?

Tang Shen: Oh my, who are you?

Draxum: I am Baron Draxum, I was once a fearsome warrior alchemist. But right now, I’m not sure anymore.

Tang Shen: Well I am, Tang Shen. I’m Miwa’s mother and ex-wife to the famous Lou Jitsu. I know my son would get you right back on your feet.

Draxum: Wait! What! ex-wife!? Why would the rat leave such a beautiful woman like.

Tang Shen giggle: Oh you!

Tang Shen whispered to Miwa: Hey Miwa, I think I might make this man your new dad.

Miwa: You do know he’s a yokai, right?

Tang Shen: Hey, it didn’t stop me from marrying your and that’s not going to stop me from dating this man.

Miwa: I think I’m going to be sick.

Mikey: Alright everyone let set up the table and eat cuz I am starving!

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*Artist Note*

This part of is based off a skit I made for my TikTok account. I also wasn’t expecting to write a second part but I did it because of my TikTok post. I’m think of one more part.

Demon Child pt 1

It was a warm summer of June 2011, Big Mama was at her prime. She was in her office doing paperwork, when suddenly she heard her door burst open.

It was Todd, the fox yokai. While trying to catch his breath, he urges Big Mama to look at the camera that faces the lounge of her hotel.

“Oh no, this won’t do, she’s causing a big ruckus in my hotel!” Big Mama says as she watches the security video of her men struggling to capture a demon child. “Where did this child come from?”

The child appeared to be around eight years old. She had two horns on her head, and in between were bangs curled towards her eyebrows. She had black shoulder-length hair that framed her face and vivid red eyes. A pointed tooth stuck out through her lower left jaw. She wore a white patient gown that appeared burned and stained with blood, with the right side revealing her underarm.

“She came through a portal, mum, but she broke the device before we had the chance.”

“Well, a little runaway.” Big Mama looked intrigued as she continued to observe her. “She even did a clean sneak too.” She whispered in amusement.

She’s quite the bee’s knees to defeat my men with those injuries. She is also a swell fighter. She thought with a grin, splendid, I’ll make this oni my next champion. “Oh Todd” she sang blissfully. “Go fetch me my champion, if my men couldn’t get the little oni maybe he can.”

“Tell him, Big Mama got him a job.” As she giggled mischievously.

Next

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*Writers Note*

This is a fanfic of my oc and how she was adopted by Big Mama. I had originally posted this on ao3 but I deleted it cuz I found a helpful advice about writing Big Mama dialogues. Also I delete things cuz I loss confidence of my work and redoing it. I do this often and I hate myself for that :/

I’m going to rewrite a lot and I just post parts of the chapter here. I’m not even sure I want to post it on ao3.

Hope you guys enjoy.

Recently I found a list I made several months ago of Big Mama words that she uses in canon, so I thought I'd share it. (Note: this is not complete and the notes on meaning/use are limited by what I guessed from context.)

Biddily-boo: auction, bidding

Bimbally bugs: no particularly new meaning, her way of saying bugs

Contrapulation: complex object, contraption

Crackadoo: mess, disturbance

Dimbally door: no particularly new meaning, her way of saying door

Fantumptuous: very good, fabulous, amazing

Fizzy-winkle: mess, chaos

Fuggy-doodles: thieves

Hollydoo: apparently a sort of limb

Malutacious monsters: positive apparently

Meddle-doos: meddlers, irritants

Oh, giggily-pin: exclamation

Scramulent: good, pleasing (occasionally used sarcastically)

Scrumbulent: good, pleasing

Silly-billy: silly

Skanktonious: stinky, repulsive

Tissle-tassle: problem, possibly a little issue that gets bigger

Thrashy-diddle: fight

And I organized them alphabetically because it was fun. If anyone has more, feel free to add!

Big Mama and Olivier strolling in the Hidden City when they suddenly noticed something on Lou Jitsu mural.

Olivier: *gasp* For crying out loud, what they have done to Lou Jitsu mural!

Big Mama: “Fuck Big Mama,” oh yes, everyone does. *giggling*

Olivier: Um, mum? I don’t think that’s what you think it says.

Olivier whispers to Big Mama’s ear

Big Mama: *gasping dramatically* Those cheeky little weasels!? Who do they think they are!? Do they not know who I am!?

Big Mama: I would have them cut down for writing that outrageous thing towards Big Mama!

Olivier: Don’t worry mum, I’ll have my assistant take care of this in a jiffy.

Olivier gesturing her assistant.

Olivier: Before we have this cleaned off, would you fancy for a photo with it, that way it shows it didn’t gutted us.

Big Mama: *giggling joyfully* That be lovely, my little hellfire.

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Both Big Mama and Olivier have a British accent, I did the best to use some phrases and terms. Let me know if I use some of them wrong.

The drawing was referenced from a Pinterest photo I found

Happy Easter Everyone!!