zendayas-wh0re

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I Js Want U To Know That The Folklore Love Triangle Is Actually Jartylus

i js want u to know that the folklore love triangle is actually jartylus

barty - augustine

regulus - james

james - betty

maybe its js me tho?

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zendayas-wh0re

9 months ago

YES. I dont really know why but I've always imagined Evan as the tallest mf ever. Like u thought Remus was tall- no Evan was the tallest at 6'4.

Barty was still real fucking tall at 6'3 but Evan used that 1 inch of height difference over Barty any chance he got

[And personally, I think Remus was somewhere between 6'3 and 6'4]

Bonus -

Before every kiss Evan would ask Barty if he needed help reaching up to Evan's lips

Barty, Evan, and remus are the tallest out of the main characters

They stand over their friends and lean on their heads

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rosekiller barty crouch jr evan rosier remus lupin marauders tall evan hes a cocky lil shit love the one inch height diff the whole super tall and super short is over used its still adorable tho barty gets super pissed off but cutely and regulus was 5'9 and sirius was only a cm shorter than that struggling with tagss

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zendayas-wh0re

10 months ago

barty crouch jr lighting his cigarettes with a taser. reblog if you agree

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zendayas-wh0re

9 months ago

PETER PETTIGREW

His skin seared where he got the dark mark, he wanted to take a knife and cut that patch of skin off. He'd lose James,Sirius and Remus for sure after this. He didn't want to betray them - they were his family, but he couldn't let Philo, his sister who pretty much raised him, die. So yes, he betrayed the only family he'd ever known, he had no choice.

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peter pettigrew yes ur honour he did do all those things but u dont know him like i do young peter they could never make me hate u death eaters hes aro ace btw marauders dead gay wizards young peter pettigrew james potter remus lupin sirius black wormtail

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zendayas-wh0re

9 months ago

BARTY CROUCH JR

'I fucked up. I fucked up . I fucked up' Barty could not look away from him- Harry Potter, the boy who lived ; but he was supposed to be Haz the adorable lil' kid with a toothless smile. He was supposed to go on playdates with Luna and be spoiled rotten by his uncle Barty and uncle Evan.

He was James' carbon copy with Lily's eyes. But it was his behaviour that made Barty want to crawl into a hole - his dry humour and quick remarks, his skill in quidditch and even his smile was Regulus'.

But he would never get to know him as Haz, just 'Mr. Potter' and he would never get to be uncle Barty , instead he'd be Professor Moody .

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barty crouch jr we've talked abt luna but i feel like harry wud be smtg to hit him hard harry potter goblet of fire and personally i think barty and lily wudve been rly rly close platonically for me hurt im too lazy to think of tags regulus black james potter lily evans he def saw 3 of his dead friends in harry and luna ofc he saw both dora and ev

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zendayas-wh0re

10 months ago

ok but remember the joshua olivia and sab drama of 2020 ryt

so this cud alternatively be

barty - liv

regulus - joshua

james - sab

[except james and regulus stay together]

bonus

evan as louis partridge

i js want u to know that the folklore love triangle is actually jartylus

barty - augustine

regulus - james

james - betty

maybe its js me tho?

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rosekiller starchaser one sided bartylus barty crouch jr regulus black james potter did i mention rosekiller? jolivia jobrina olivia rodrigo sabrina carpenter joshua bassett folklore love triangle

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