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they / them | professional bad guy apologist | psych major | im 19

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zenjiiejiie
10 months ago

"Will and Nico are a golden retriever and black cat duo-"

NO

Nico is still a black cat, yes. Even if you look at actual black cats who tend to be chaotic balls of chaos. And having Nico be the Void Cat ™️ makes sense

But Will is not a golden retriever

Partially because he's not the sunshine character everyone makes him out to be

And he doesn't have that super hyper, super clingy personality of a golden retriever

Bro is a wet cat

NICO CANONICALLY SAID HE LOOKS LIKE A LANKY CAT IN THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS

NICO AND WILL ARE THE BLACK CAT AND ORANGE CAT RELATIONSHIP

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago

Nico is an extrovert who acts introverted bc of trauma and the firm belief that no one likes/wants him

Will is an introvert who acts extroverted bc he believes that he is nothing without being sunny and friendly and perfect

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago

i could write an essay on will solace. please ask me to write an essay on will solace because i will turn up to your office at 3am and hand you five pages on this little rat summer child. PLEASE ask me to write an essay on will solace.

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago
Came Out Of Prison With No Possessions Except For A Ratty Notebook Full Of His Crush's Name Written One

came out of prison with no possessions except for a ratty notebook full of his crush's name written one thousand times with hearts drawn around it, a healthy dose of insanity and upgraded crime skills. Joker is such a guy

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10 months ago
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10 months ago

i need an au where all the pit babes have their own familiars that follow them around and kenta's is a little black cat that expresses all the emotions he himself can't.

kenta, standing stiff by the door: hello

kenta's familiar: happily running to wind himself around kim's ankles

babe: ... are we supposed to ignore that or -

kenta: yes

and then kenta alone in his room, squishing his kitty's cheekies all "why do you have to be such a whore, oh my god you're so embarrassing" and the kitty's all

I Need An Au Where All The Pit Babes Have Their Own Familiars That Follow Them Around And Kenta's Is

"who you calling a whore, i'm literally part of your soul"

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago

The tear 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

"So You're Going To Give Up On Day One?"
"So You're Going To Give Up On Day One?"
"So You're Going To Give Up On Day One?"

"So you're going to give up on day one?"

—JACK & JOKER: U Steal My Heart! · Episode 02

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago
Oh, They're Tiny And Adorable. Phun Especially. The Little Kerchief? The Smile When Noh Wished Him Happy
Oh, They're Tiny And Adorable. Phun Especially. The Little Kerchief? The Smile When Noh Wished Him Happy
Oh, They're Tiny And Adorable. Phun Especially. The Little Kerchief? The Smile When Noh Wished Him Happy
Oh, They're Tiny And Adorable. Phun Especially. The Little Kerchief? The Smile When Noh Wished Him Happy

Oh, they're tiny and adorable. Phun especially. The little kerchief? The smile when Noh wished him happy birthday? They're tiny and young and sweet little children. This is gonna be a fascinating remake.

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10 months ago
"So, What You Meant Is That You Have A Friend, Who Confessed To Someone Yesterday, And Your Friend ...
"So, What You Meant Is That You Have A Friend, Who Confessed To Someone Yesterday, And Your Friend ...

"So, what you meant is that you have a friend, who confessed to someone yesterday, and your friend ... is actually you. You're in love."

FIRST NOTE OF LOVE (2024). EPISODE SEVEN.

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago
The Reveal And The Sheer Facial Journey That Jack Goes On When He Realizes Who 'it's Me' Is.
The Reveal And The Sheer Facial Journey That Jack Goes On When He Realizes Who 'it's Me' Is.
The Reveal And The Sheer Facial Journey That Jack Goes On When He Realizes Who 'it's Me' Is.
The Reveal And The Sheer Facial Journey That Jack Goes On When He Realizes Who 'it's Me' Is.
The Reveal And The Sheer Facial Journey That Jack Goes On When He Realizes Who 'it's Me' Is.

The reveal and the sheer facial journey that Jack goes on when he realizes who 'it's me' is.

The Reveal And The Sheer Facial Journey That Jack Goes On When He Realizes Who 'it's Me' Is.
zenjiiejiie
10 months ago

Joke's entire plan is basically: give my crush all the money he needs because this bank is corrupt and it won't be an issue and then he'll be happy and kiss me and we'll both be happy and I can make him proud instead of my dad and he'll love me and we'll help raise all the kids in his neighborhood together and it'll be beautiful.

Sadly, reality doesn't work that way and it's very sad.

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago
When You Find Someone Who Can Be Your Rich Gf Who Is Into You And Can Solve All Your Problems But Youre

when you find someone who can be your rich gf who is into you and can solve all your problems but youre too worried about the deranged manic pixie kleptomaniac that you found getting his ass beat in an alley who will inevitably only cause you and your life more problems

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago

The way I screamed when I saw them (KeenCaptain is my fav)

Oh, So Pun's Younger Sister Is Really, Really Into Playboyy.

Oh, so Pun's younger sister is really, really into Playboyy. 🥴

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago

There aren’t enough memes about the fact that Young Brimsley was played by the original Albus Severus Potter actor. Like … we watched Young Brimsley get sucked off by a rule following blond twink. Why aren’t there any memes about this!?

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago

So I've read a few (many) breynolds fanfics so far and whenever it was that the fandom decided to make Reynolds a quiet talented artist and Brimsley formidable with words and poetry - they need that (I do, too) and it suits them well!

I love that, thank you! And thank you to all the amazing authors out there, that took it to themselves to write the many different stories!

Be it to fill the gap between the sequel and Bridgerton, to broaden the untold story of many many years or an alternation full of (even more) heartbreak - I love every single word!

Feel free to shoot me suggestions!

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago
Brimsley & ReynoldsQUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023-)
Brimsley & ReynoldsQUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023-)
Brimsley & ReynoldsQUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023-)
Brimsley & ReynoldsQUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023-)
Brimsley & ReynoldsQUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023-)
Brimsley & ReynoldsQUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023-)
Brimsley & ReynoldsQUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023-)
Brimsley & ReynoldsQUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023-)
Brimsley & ReynoldsQUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023-)
Brimsley & ReynoldsQUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023-)

Brimsley & Reynolds QUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023-)

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago

It’s been two years and I still haven’t forgiven Thua. Sorry, not sorry. There was just no reason for him to do all of that. This is the one thing I think the novel did better. In the novel, Thua told everyone that Akk was the curse, but the World Remembers gang had the honor of publicly outing him—which is their right considering Akk literally tried to murder them. It gives them more agency instead of making them passive bystanders to their own harassment and even then, they only outed him because Suppalo had a rule where students couldn’t date each other and they were using that as an example of how Akk continually put himself above the rules. So, yeah. I’m still mad. At least Akk was being coerced. Thua chose to harass a group of innocent kids just to get back at someone he called a friend. Get off that high horse, Thua. You’re no better than Akk. In fact, I think you might be worse. At least Akk had the decency to show some remorse.

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago
Listen I- I- I See A Similarity-

Listen I- I- I see a similarity-

zenjiiejiie
10 months ago

ND Stevenson when presented with an angsty gay blonde-brunette best friend duo who are both brainwashed and manipulated in a military upbringing until one of them starts to question things and realizes their life is a lie but the other believes their best friend betrayed them which results in them becoming mortal enemies who try to kill each other before finally saving the world with the power of love and getting together...

A screenshot of Catra and Adora from She-ra and the Princesses of Power
A screenshot of Ballister and Ambrosius from Nimona
zenjiiejiie
10 months ago
Got War Flashbacks
Got War Flashbacks
Got War Flashbacks

got war flashbacks

Got War Flashbacks
Got War Flashbacks
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10 months ago
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zenjiiejiie
11 months ago

The part about TanFang first no clothes scene I love is the way it is obvious that isn't their first time together. The question is, when was their first time? Judging Fang's private affection, I like to think the first time they were alone Fang jumped Tan's bones.

zenjiiejiie
11 months ago

A JJ and Methas spin off would actually save me

zenjiiejiie
11 months ago
If Evil, Why Cute?
If Evil, Why Cute?
If Evil, Why Cute?

if evil, why cute?