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heyy so… we put ur boyfriend in a flash dating sim…… yeah like the ones where they had two sprites……. yeah……. but now flash isn’t supported so he’s kinda lost to the internet……… yeahhh….. sorry about that
the thing about spycoffee is its pioneering a brave new ship dynamic.
which one of you is the “i’m in constant pain because i work a desk job and my chair sucks” and which of you is the “i literally got shot and brushed it off like nothing”
listening rn and it truly rocketed up to being one of my favorite podcasts. there is something so silly about a mother and son sitting down to make fun of these other mothers and sons
Mild Manor'd is so fucking funny, y'all
The premise is top tier: A recap podcast where Andrew sits down to review episodes of MILF Manor with who else, but his actual mother
And the show itself lives up to that premise extremely well
look what you did. porn bots removed their bios bc you guys were all making fun of them. god forbid women do ANYTHING
last night i took over a classroom whiteboard in my campus’s theatre building and, on a discord call with my boyfriend (@ccrptechnical, has seen saf) and another friend of ours (@stellar-lounge, hasn’t seen saf), unpacked it all unraveled-style. this is the result.
would u still love me if i posted a spiescoffee (curt/owen/paul) valentine’s post on the day after valentine’s
sometimes i think abt when someone thought spycoffee was paul in his thirties and curt as an elderly man and i go insane. why would that be it. also curt is not living to be elderly are you kidding
i literally feel nauseous when i think abt agent curt mega. he’s the character of all time i can’t function. (i have watched saf twice in the past week)
a collection of things i point out every time i watch spies are forever with new people
(brought to you by me doing this twice within a week or so)
(also: SPOILERS.)
joe walker’s fly is down when he’s playing dick big
kim bought curt The Jacket for an anniversary present. it’s not just a costume piece, it’s a gift from his WIFE!!!!!
the obligatory “actually her name is esther fallick she’s trans now ^-^” correction
joey running off-stage during eyes on the prize ii because he has to go do a quick change so curt can be gay
curt’s clip-on bowtie coming undone during torture tango
curt sounds loud as fuck during the “spies are forever” verse right before “pass me one of the charges love”
owen’s gun pointing at curt’s heart after the “what about our secret?” monologue
von nazi’s arm band is bedazzled (watched this w a costume designer friend recently and this fact cracked them up several different times: “every time i forget, the light hits it again”)
tessa and brian dancing together is really funny to me because it’s the shortest person and the tallest person dancing together
related: when cynthia and vanger borschtit have their verse, brian breaks in the background
also related: joey and lauren are engaged! most of u know this but for new people it’s a fun fact
i have more facts like this but some of them i can only share on a second watch bc they have to do w the owen is dma reveal (i can put these in a separate post if ppl are interested)
it’s intermission and my most important note so far is that richie and peter are t4t autism4autism boyfriends
If you like SPIES ARE FOREVER or maybe RICHARD SIKEN, you would love my two-player tabletop roleplaying game, CONFLICT OF INTEREST.
In a line of work that values separation of the mind and the heart, the brains and the brawn, you have found it within yourselves to, perhaps ill-advisedly, merge the two. Not necessarily in the moments where you’ve got a gun in your hand and blood in your mouth, but in the moments between intense violence and adrenaline where you find calm in the company of one another.
This is a GM-less slice-of-life game for two players. You don’t need any materials to play, other than yourself and someone you trust.
“Conflict of Interest” is a game about intimacy and what it means to hide who you love, built on the Girlfriend Engine created by stargazersasha. Its second edition is releasing in a few months, and I have some other surprises related to it on the way. If you’re interested, you can go check it out at https://barcstravis.itch.io/coi2, or see the original at https://barcstravis.itch.io/conflict-of-interest. I hope you enjoy it!!!!
got tagged by @considerablecolors but i didn’t want to put a long thread of rbs on everyone’s dash 😭
five comfort characters
1. agent curt mega (spies are forever)
2. paul matthews (the guy who didn’t like musicals)
3. miles edgeworth (ace attorney)
4. norman takamori (dimension 20’s a starstruck odyssey)
5. sybilus silver ii (the wayward guide for the untrained eye)
(bonus: edward teach/blackbeard from our flag means death)
tagging @ccrptechnical @finch-edmund @beece @fencecollapsed @aj-oddish (if y’all haven’t already done it / if u want to)
comfort character tag
tagged by @multifandomlover121 ❤️
rules: list five comfort characters then tag five people
1. Pietro Maximoff (MCU)
2. Jody Jackson (The Dumping Ground)
3. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
4. Malia Tate (Teen Wolf)
5. Frank Castle (The Punisher)
Bonus + Robbie Jennings from Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging
Tagging: (no pressure!) @pad-foots @ds-umbrella-manufacturing-co @cescalr @nbvethbrenatto @gracelesslady23 + anyone who wants to do it!
related: if they say anyone fat “looks like they give good hugs” you also have to kill them
If they say shit like "somft,, tumby...." in regards to your body or other peoples bodies or drawings of fat people or fat things you have to kill them. It's the only way. You have to kill them
first of all, obligatory reblog because two of my games are in this! “conflict of interest”, a two-player game about hidden intimacy and queer secret agents, as well as “DO NOT LIE DOWN. DO NOT ROLL OVER.”, my debut ttrpg made for stargazersasha’s #TRANSFUCKINGRAGEJAM, about the casual misgendering of trans people and the frustration it brings.
second of all, and more importantly, you can get some incredible, INCREDIBLE games in this bundle, and fucking 500 OF THEM for FIVE DOLLARS. i would get a five dollar bundle even if it was just thirsty sword lesbians and wanderhome.
buy this bundle! support trans rights!
TTRPGs for Trans Rights in Florida
y'all there is an absolutely bonkers deal going on at itch.io right now
You can get over 500 rpgs for only *five dollars* right now. That's right, over $2000 worth of games for only five fucking dollars. It's insane. It's unreal. It's totally worth more than any dollar amount you're going to throw at it. And it's all going towards charities that work with trans folx on the ground: specifically Zebra Youth and Transinclusive Group. If you donate more than $10 you get a special bonus - the creators of Action Fiction will send you a PDF copy of the 5E supplement "Monsters of Murka: Chromatic Gamut." Go check it out now!!! Offer lasts until April 6!
sending love to the sk fan who blocked me on twitter and instagram over spycoffee a year ago. i truly think it’s hilarious
i’ve been making hatchetfield characters in the makowka picrew and i’m having a ball. so i guess if you wanna see a specific character, send me an ask and i’ll make them (or post them if i’ve already made them)
paul and emma as examples of my stylized blorbos
paul matthews you would love quaxly
my candy ass could NEVER be a crab fisherman
don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me
i could but now i don't have an excuse
CONGRATS TO OWEN CARVOUR!! OFFICIALLY STARCANWRECKED TUMBLR SEXYMAN OF THE YEAR!!
That's right I said of the year. I'll see you all in another year when I open up submissions for this bracket again and we can all campaign and fight again
I'm the mean time go celebrate Owen Carvour!
if you like spies are forever, richard siken poetry, or just generally queer history/stories, you’re gonna LOVE “lavender scare”, a new limited series actual play podcast that i’m producing. our team is almost entirely trans, is entirely queer, and we’re all pretty new to the field. it uses bully pulpit’s game “fiasco”, as well as my own game “conflict of interest”. i’ve been working on this since february and i cannot wait to see how people like it. if you have a moment, give our trailer a listen and drop us a follow on spotify!