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Damian has two modes
walks off excruciating pain because he's a big strong boy and is very capable father
starts losing during a spar and drops dead
Commission Info / Kofi
Damian has two modes
walks off excruciating pain because he's a big strong boy and is very capable father
starts losing during a spar and drops dead
Commission Info / Kofi
I just finished watching Ninja Batman, so I will give you my honest thoughts :
Pros : The movie is quite entertaining. The story and the writing are quite decent but still good. I just don't like how short the fighting scenes are, but I will let it slide. I really really really love the aesthetic and the animation of the movie. The character designs are really any. The scene about Gotham criminals fighting with mecha bots is quite unexpected.
But some problems I want to point out (Cons) :
1. The movie is NOTHING about Ninja. Tbh, I still don't understand how dc comes with the collusion naming this movie as Ninja even tho the movie showed us samurai. Nothing about it is Ninja. They could just name the show as "Samurai Batman" or "Batman : Battle of the samurai" or shit instead of Ninja 💀
2. Jessica whitewash : I'm know I'm going to be annoying with this (and I will), but why is she so ashy??
3. The misopportunity : I feel like the movie would have been better if they had add Katana into the story. For example, where her ancestors help batman or herself help batman. She is also just the Japanese characters in dc League (correct me if I'm wrong). It would be nice to see her in a movie around her culture as well. I'm aware that she is not relevant to the story in general, but it would be nice if they show her some appreciation.
That's all. Thank you for listening to my yapping session.
Tiny Bike Bane!
it's funnier in my head
Last night I finally got myself to finish up my ref sheet for Caroll Lewis and White Rabbit, two more of my Gotham Pets characters who are Bud and Lou's best friends and partners in crime
Enjoy!! 🌈🌈
Bruce has never woken up so fast in his entire life and he's been stabbed in his sleep before.
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Bruce Wayne and cunnilingis or somnophilia pls
set the night on fire
ೃ⁀➷ bruce wayne x afab reader
ೃ⁀➷ word count 358
ೃ⁀➷ a/n: this is just a short drabble! hope you enjoy!
ೃ⁀➷ warnings: somno, cunnilingus
ೃ⁀➷ please reblog & leave a comment with your thoughts 🫶🏻
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there was nothing as delicious as the taste of your pussy.
it was still dark when bruce roused from his sleep. he stared at the outline of your curves. your breaths were deep, chest rising and falling softly. the bed sheets curled around your naked frame.
bruce leaned his face into your neck, taking a deep breath, relishing your scent.
he did not want to wake you up, but he just wanted a taste, just a small taste. he knelt at the foot of the huge bed, in front of your feet.
the fingers of each hand curled around each of your ankles, slowly opening your legs.
bruce crawled into your space, leaning his head on your inner thighs, his eyes honed into your glistening pussy. he swiped a finger through your cunt, sliding your folds open. collecting your juices. he brought the finger to his lips and closed his eyes in bliss.
yea, just one taste was not going to be enough.
he placed his head closer, his nose breathing in your delicious fragrance. it was instinctual, he licked a stripe up your cunt, his destination? your clit. he scraped it softly with his top teeth. your hips spasmed and you murmured something in your sleep but did not wake. he swirled his tongue on your throbbing clit, but he wanted more. he went lower, sliding his tongue inside you, lapping at every little drop of you he could reach. he felt your gummy walls clench around him, a strangled moan left your lips before his mouth was flooded with your cum, he licked and sucked every last drop, and did not stop. your hips jerking with sensitivity.
he let out a guttural moan when he felt your nails scrape his skull, he looked up at you through his lashes,
your back was arched in pleasure, thighs clenched around his head.
“bruce~” you whined.
“you taste so good baby, i can’t help myself, i don’t have the resolve to wait until you wake.”
“well, i’m up mr. wayne, how about you go back to what you were doing huh? bruce?”
he was more than happy to oblige
Bruce Wayne and cunnilingis or somnophilia pls
set the night on fire
ೃ⁀➷ bruce wayne x afab reader
ೃ⁀➷ word count 358
ೃ⁀➷ a/n: this is just a short drabble! hope you enjoy!
ೃ⁀➷ warnings: somno, cunnilingus
ೃ⁀➷ please reblog & leave a comment with your thoughts 🫶🏻
╰➤ linktree ╰➤ pinterest╰➤ requests open check rules
there was nothing as delicious as the taste of your pussy.
it was still dark when bruce roused from his sleep. he stared at the outline of your curves. your breaths were deep, chest rising and falling softly. the bed sheets curled around your naked frame.
bruce leaned his face into your neck, taking a deep breath, relishing your scent.
he did not want to wake you up, but he just wanted a taste, just a small taste. he knelt at the foot of the huge bed, in front of your feet.
the fingers of each hand curled around each of your ankles, slowly opening your legs.
bruce crawled into your space, leaning his head on your inner thighs, his eyes honed into your glistening pussy. he swiped a finger through your cunt, sliding your folds open. collecting your juices. he brought the finger to his lips and closed his eyes in bliss.
yea, just one taste was not going to be enough.
he placed his head closer, his nose breathing in your delicious fragrance. it was instinctual, he licked a stripe up your cunt, his destination? your clit. he scraped it softly with his top teeth. your hips spasmed and you murmured something in your sleep but did not wake. he swirled his tongue on your throbbing clit, but he wanted more. he went lower, sliding his tongue inside you, lapping at every little drop of you he could reach. he felt your gummy walls clench around him, a strangled moan left your lips before his mouth was flooded with your cum, he licked and sucked every last drop, and did not stop. your hips jerking with sensitivity.
he let out a guttural moan when he felt your nails scrape his skull, he looked up at you through his lashes,
your back was arched in pleasure, thighs clenched around his head.
“bruce~” you whined.
“you taste so good baby, i can’t help myself, i don’t have the resolve to wait until you wake.”
“well, i’m up mr. wayne, how about you go back to what you were doing huh? bruce?”
he was more than happy to oblige
BATMAN: Caped Crusader
1940s Gotham. Corruption infects the city from root to fruit and rises like the high tide to drown out the virtues of the judiciary, the jury, and justice with the fetid rot of the swamp that is high office and bad politics.
Draining the swamp is always a matter of principle for the men and women who, on principle, oppose the injustice rampant throughout Gotham. In the face of overwhelming odds, such men and women need a champion to represent, protect, and guide them through the troubled times to a just and righteous future.
These heroes of a progressive Gotham need Batman, the Caped Crusader, and for all of Batman: Caped Crusader’s flaws, being progressive is not one of them. Instead, Batman: Caped Crusader is a poor man’s version of Batman the Animated Series wearing the 1940s on its emaciated body like a poorly fitted, stupidly loud zoot suit.
Yes, Oswald Copplebot is now a gender-flipped version named Oswalda Copplebot. Sure, Renee Montoya has a lesbian date with Harley Quinn.
So what?
Gordon is black, but Bullock takes orders from him as if he were vanilla white.
Renee kisses Harley, and Harley leaves for the rest of the season.
Detective Flass is a black man and one of the worst people in Gotham.
Batman ‘batmans,’ Gotham ‘gothams,’ and Rupert Thorne orders acid thrown into Harvey Dent’s face.
Whoop de doo, zippadeedoda, hubba hubba hubba, who do you trust?
Me? I'm reviewing Batman for free.
Regardless of most critics’ views on the Caped Crusader’s progressive leanings, my biggest problem is how pointless everything was.
Batman fights villains, investigates crimes, and fights the police. It's all on the same bat time and the same bat channel. Batman fights the Gentleman Ghost, and it is not someone dressed up as a ghost. Batman makes an honest-to-god attempt to exorcize an English nobleman ghost who hates the poor. Not only did the whole episode feel pointlessly out of place in a reasonably gritty Gotham City, but warner bros wasted their chance to introduce a 1940s John Constantine instead of who I assume is Papa Midnight.
Batman: Caped Crusader only has bleached skin and hollow bones beneath its promises of progressive storytelling and diverse casting, starved for a story that weaves the mythos of the Dark Knight with an aspect of humanity’s struggle oversaturated with cliches.
Imagine a Bruce Wayne who has to craft his persona to blend in or capitalize on a wave of new ideas that threatens to tear down the breakwaters of a conservative America reeling from a bloody world war.
Follow the struggle of a Crusader who, intent at first on taking advantage of the possible benefits provided to someone who is an ‘ally’ of lesbians and the discriminated, comes to respect these lonely men and women fighting their crusade armed with their ideals for a better Gotham and truly becomes a Dark Knight fighting for a brighter future.
Witness the ray of hope that Batman brings to those who need a champion and how it inspires the cynics to risk their lives for something greater than themselves.
There was a story in Batman: Caped Crusader. There had to be a story; you can fry up potato skins all you want, but potato skins need cheddar cheese and bacon bits inside them. Unfortunately, the show was too busy frying up a skin of progressive lesbianism and diversity, forgot to fill that skin with anything worth chewing on, and fucked up the frying as well.
Poor Bruce... has yet to learn to not lecture siblings together because they just feed off each other's energy. (Also trying to draw hunks better by using Dan Mora as a reference which I think is pretty evident lol)
Commission Info / Kofi
me when my siblings and I fight over stupid things
EVEN MORE TIM AND DAMIAN BEING THE SIBLINGS EVER
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I'm really in love with dc now tbh 👏🏻 and since Halloween is getting closer I thought it was a good moment to finally start warming up to make halloween specials ✨
@jokin-around way of drawing Batman and Joker is just amazing and mainly because of their stunning work I got inspired to make this halloween piece (which I'm really proud of🎉🤡)
Rip Damian Al Ghul Wayne, you would’ve loved Dungeon Meshi.
I imagine Maps gets him into it. It’s doesn’t take a lot of convincing since they already have a dnd (or whatever dc’s equivalent is) campaign with Jon, Maya, Kathy, and Colin. Damian prefers to read physical copies so he orders a box set and binges it one night.
His favourite character is probably Chilchuck. I think that he relates to not being treated seriously, especially because he’s yet to grow out of his baby face. He also finds him the most reasonable out of the group, which he appreciates.
He is a huge Farcille fan. He is kinda mad that they never got together at the end, but he does have an ao3 account so…
He really appreciates the world building. He especially likes how all the races have different and unique features. I think he’s already planning a campaign set in the world of Dungeon Meshi.
The Bat's Body Proportions but said in the most unflattering way possible
Bruce - Tall as a brick, built like a brick, flat on all sides but somehow still does shit. No flexibility at all and will get arthritis no matter what. Starts complaining about back pain in his 20s. Dislocated so many joints so many times most of them are metal.
Dick - Huge ass, minimum tits possible. He has pecs ofc he is a trained and practicing athlete, he however does not have the genes for big, he has the genes for flexible. If he had huge tits his shoulders would not survive and he needs those. Grows out hair to wide his inexistent back muscles, well he has them but its not that noticeable. Again, not born to get a bodybuilder body.
Jason - Also built like a brickhouse but he actually cares about movement and flexibility. He doesnt have much but he practices it and it is actually a really healthy practice. Huge tits. No ass. Flatest ass in the world. His pecs are huge though. He builds muscle and it shows.
Cass - Exactly like a ballerina body. Seems to have no muscles, every single muscle to her eyelids is stronger than an olympic athlete. Does not look like it but she outruns cars on the occasion. Can do unimaginable feats of strength in the most complicated outfits. She doesnt though, comfy outfits for the win.
Tim - Built like a victorian sickly child. For most of his life. He does grow at like 25 or something, i can see a shape like the flashes. Lean but definitely muscly. No tits and no ass he's still flat sorry. Continues looking like a sick victorian though, no longer a child.
Steph - You know those wrestling buff women? Thats her. She builds a lot of muscle, which she didnt know for a long time because her dad is a twink and her mother didn't work out as much as her. Somewhere between them she got the genes to grow a lot of muscles.
Damian - I cannot see him as nothing but a child but if Jon is aged up so is he. Let me cook. Definitely Bruce's jaw and general build, but he gets a lot from Talia and Ra's. Less broad shoulders, but big arms, his shape is like Bruce but if you squeezed his shoulders a bit together. Making it a lot of even. No he does not have a snatched waist, im sorry, your batman babygirl is still unbelievably flat and so is his son. Definitely has the flexibility, less than Dick but a lot more than Jason.
Duke - He has the arms of an olympic thrower or whatever those are called. Out of everyone i feel like he has the biggest arms, he however is a bit shittier at running but you know what he can just get a ride on someone idk. But thats just right now, he eventually will learn not to skip leg day. He hits hard though. Green lantern knows that, lmao get drop kicked. He's really good at the grappling bit though, he wasn't at first but boy does he fly.
Honourable mentions:
Alfred - you never know what a suit can hide
Barbara - she can lift Dick up
Helena - wrestling woman
Kate - military woman
Selina - you cannot even think she has muscles, you're wrong though
Luke - bitch baby with a tech suit, got sloppy ( not biased ) all /j i love him i know hes like a boxer or something
Bruce, Batman and Brucie are actually three different people. This is not one of those magic shenanigans where he gets split in a bunch of core personality parts. It's like triplets or something. Alfred is the only one that knows about it.
The Batman triplet of them was the one that saw their parents die so he became Batman. He sleeps during the day and has no social skills and speaks basically only in grunts and is mean to everyone, even when he doesn't mean it.
Bruce is the one that saw himself in Dick because of the orphan thing and saw his brother in him too because he knows how Batman got after their deaths. So he brings Dick home and tries to be a good parent but Batman keeps fucking shit up so they have a talk and Batman tries to be a bit better. (He goes back to being a bitch when he worries too much)
Brucie has the unhealthiest coping mechanism of them all (crazy i know), as your usual rich person, he makes himself dumber and sexual, hooks up and dates anyone, loves making scandals. But he is smart, out of the three of them he is the one that deals with WE and makes the deals and treats all the pr shit. He usually helps Batman more than he helps Bruce, since he feels like his personality isn't good for the kids so he lives in the last floor of WE. Like those rich apartment floors.
I think the only way the kids would figure it out would be either:
- Tim already knows but maybe doesn't tell anyone.
- Cass figures it out but also maybe doesn't tell anyone and bonds with Tim over it.
- When Batman "dies", Bruce is still there as is Brucie (making public appearances), because they find out after the fam knows.