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Hangin with my Gnomies!

just started playing blasphemous and im so dogshit at the game i cant even make it past the snow area because the fucking bell ghosts keep hoeing me over and over

Edit: new worst enemy in the game is the metal lion head c*** that throw anchors at you and take like 20% of your health, they can suck a dick!!!! Fuck that entire area they're in too, with the shitty magic lightning and goop zombies!!

Edit 2: is it normal that you barely do any damage at all to the big snake boss and the catacombs lady???? Because why tf are they so hard?????

Edit 3: when crisanta yells she sounds like someone shouting while sneezing lololol

le penitent harlot

who's consort's grasping hands make thine armor who's festering lust hast become thine strength who's mere presence grabs even the attention of his holiness..

but not the penitent one apparently, lol

guys the harlot has lore that's based in a made up dlc called sin of lascivia that I'm about to blorb the shit out of

Okay so..

The miracle turned her lust into a weapon in exchange for what it was worth (filled her vahina full of rose thorns). Her sword, carissime/i (supposed to mean "my dearest" in latin), is a rapier whose handle was a silver phallus belonging to her first, with the blade splitting through the base of the urethra. Her armor was of the many grasping hands of her past consorts, now touched by midas. Her penitent helm is adored by the horns of a succubi and both eyes are covered to bring attention to how powerful her nature to charm is

Not that it stops anything honestly, lmao. She managed to fuck the warden and turn bro into a loyal steed 💀

Her mom's (Ermisinda) a harem mistress, big but not giant. She has two twin half sisters (Carmen and Camila) who abduct mfs into it like a pair of sirens. Her dad (Estevan) is a pathetic sex addicted slave to dommy mommies (gee wonder where it came from), and her half brother (Marquis) got super fucked by the miracle. He's incredibly feminine, so it gave him a woman's anatomy and a massive dick. He's also giant, and wears a black veil to hide his identity

They're all part of the same 'convent' if you'd.. call it that, subbing to the belief that the miracle is like a being with an insatiable thirst for sacrifice, and that it must be satisfied in order to give out favors. Let's just say a lot of people who join Ermisinda's harem that go in, don't come back out, lol..

Now idk how pure his holiness deems himself to be but I don't imagine he'd approve of this bad behavior. Lascivia sent him a bday card with a nude attached once. She never got a reply back either, lmfao

Ight I'm done blorbing bout the harlot for now 😂😂

Can my penitent mask just be a big stupid fucking smile and squinty eyes please? Thanks- what do you mean I'm not taking atonement seriously???

@migraineegg

My hat is so totally a waffle cone too

A fucking penitent clown that whacks bosses with a spoon until they die

My sin was being a silly lil dude

"Wait, you're not the penitent one.."

"Yeah im filling in for him"

*the penitent one is locked up in a fucking closet somewhere*

Guys the back of the spoon has a smiley on it

Imagine :D being the last thing you see before you get whacked into the other side of the dream

How do you say "get fucked" in latin so I can name my penitent clown's giant spoon that??

If they make a blasphemous 3 it should be about either Eviterno (the first penitent one) or Crisanta. Crisanta gives me hornet vibes from her boss fight and dialogue, and they could probably get away with giving her her own game (like silksong). On the other hand, Eviterno is a whole can of worms I'd like to crack open.. he's old so that's a lot of background to cover in a videogame

My penitent clown gone "fuck around and find out" mode

I tried so hard with the giant spoon (still don't know how to say "get fucked" in latin)

The penitent clown walking back to the boss for the 1000th time: guess who's back? Back again!

If my penitent clown was in the game as a support character he would stun bosses for you by cartoonishly bonking them on the head with the giant spoon

If he was a playable character he would dance a jig every time he beat a boss, and when he would die he would fall out in the family guy death pose 😂😂

Edit: and the death text would be "you fucking died idiot" or "oopsies!" or some other stupid shit 😂 "oof bro.."

The penitent clown has a little one! Added support when the going gets rough (👏´∀`)♪

This is just a proof of concept sketch. She does the mega donk with a rattle

Blasphemous obsession.

Indie games are the superior genre. I said what i said.

Blasphemous play through is going great

I haven’t been here in a while here have screenshots from blasphemous

Mini comic, noticed there’s people in the bells in blasphumus a few days ago.