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(in)correct BNHA Quotes Pt. 10

Reader: Describe Bakugou as a friend Midoriya: He`s not going to punch you in the face without a warning, but he´s not going out of his way to make you feel good 。。。。。。。。 drunk Reader: LeT`s geT hOmE anD geT it dOne, HuneY 🥴 Bakugou: Well, that makes my dick wilt like a dead flower 。。。。。。。。 Jirou: You probably don´t have a lot of girls liking you Mineta: Lies! They love me! Momo: Your Mother does not count Mineta: ..... Mineta: 😔 。。。。。。。。 Midnight: Young Love is such a beautiful thing Reader: Fuck no, look at Romeo and Ghouliette- both dead😒 。。。。。。。。
Midoriya: Jealousy is a disease. So get well soon Bitch Bakugou: 🫥
Todays brainrot-Headcannon:🥰🥴🥰
Bakugou does not like your favourite radio channel, but listens to it anyway to keep you happy and watch you do dancey wiggles .
When he is out of country or the city, he connects to the channel -knowing damn well that somewhere- you are dancing and listening to it at the same time. Mans feels connected this way🥹
Imagine your surprise when he calls the producers and makes them play a little audio from him and your favourite song: “Hey Babe, hope you are having an amazing day. Don’t trip over your feet when you hear this next song: 🎶 “
Todays brainrot 🧠🥴
After a fight with Shouto Todoroki you ghost him on all platforms and don’t answer his calls.
But your eyes widen when he stands on your doorstep with the newest version of a phone and says: “ I’ve got you a new phone because your old one is broken. That’s why you couldn’t answer my messages, right? I also apologise for the things I’ve said to you”
You didn’t have the heart to tell him you ignored him on purpose and hugged him instead.
(You also politely declined the new phone, by saying yours was doing a weird update)
LISTEN 👂agedup!reader x agedup!deku
This poor man is probably in so much pain.His body had to withstand so much stress and violence since he was a 15year old kid . Numerous injuries and a long relationship with hospital beds.
He would FOLD if his partner gave him a message. Or even a rough rub down. That mountain of a man is putty in your hands, as you work out all the knots in the muscles he built trough out his career.(You always appreciate his nice back too 🫦) . He was a GIVER his entire life, let him be greedy for once and enjoy the worship your magical hands give him.
Imagine an argument with your lover:
Bakugou„we‘re not going to sleep upset at eachother“ Katsuki, who starts bawling his eyes out, after you left his apartment.
You didn’t want to spend the night at his place anymore and needed time to think about everything. Thinking he‘s cooling down, you left without a word. Even worse: without a goodbye-kiss or a little affirmation of ‚I love you‘.
Prankster Reader with Class 1-A: because peace was never an option
CW: suggestive themes after the cut
🃏Putting a little dot-sticker on Iidas glasses, which looked like a specle of dust. Poor boy was trying to rub it off the entire time.
🃏A Classic: Switching up salt and pepper, which caused Momos teaparty and baking to turn into chaos.
🃏putting pink dye in Denkis shampoo when he claimed to be the King prankster of the shool. He rocked that Patrick Star look for weeks.
🃏Asking Shouto what would happen, if he placed hot oil and ice in his mouth at the same time.
🃏Placing Fake insects in the kitchen. Kirishima broke out a whistle note, when he saw the giant spider.
🃏Sneaking into the teachers lounge and asking Allmight nicely that you had important news for entire school. The gulable teacher announced them of course. Big Mistake- You started playing the pornhub drums intro and the whole facility whooped and laughed. Even Music Man lost his mind. The biggest surprise was, that you could bullshit your way out of trouble by saying "What is wrong about that nice melody?" .Cue Aizawa raising his eyebrows and saying it´s inappropriate. "But why, Sir? Where is it from?" -gaslight, gatekeep and boss around!
🃏Setting up an obnoxious alarm in bakahoes phone, after he talked smack about you. Him being absolutely flabbergasted when sounds of moaning and clapping started in the middle of Allmights class. Boy was so red when everyone and their mother looked at him. Noone, not even Midoriya, has seen him stumbling and cursing like that, when he desperately tried to turn his phone off.
🃏placing an Allmight themed thong in the boys bathroom and watching the chaos unfold. Everyone was side-eying Midoriya for days.
Accidental marriage with S. Todoroki
AgedUp! & pining Shouto Todoroki x Reader
During a joint mission in America, you and Todoroki got drunk together and spontaneously married each other in Las Vegas. You were horrified when you found the official papers in the morning. With a pounding headache and nausea you apologized to Shouto for the mess and asked for a divorce. He got so offended though and grumbled, that he meant every word last night. „‘ til death do us apart, right love?“.
Bakugou Katsuki x reader Imagine
As his eyes followed your gorgeous form with excruciating pain, he finally realized: He needed, scratch that, craved your company and the consistency of your grounding presence. All of you; body, mind and soul. A part of him died, when you passionately kissed your groom.
Toshinori Yagi x Reader
nsfw
He was such a mess. Scarred hands shook when they traced your form. Gulping loudly, when he heard your pleasured sigh, he gripped your thighs a little harder. Trying to remind himself (again) to take it slow, he stole a sweet kiss from your swollen lips. But a broken groan slipped from him, when you did that thing with your tongue. Fuck the self control- He decided to drown himself in your love and passion instead.

pairing: todoroki shouto x reader
genre: fluff, title is self-explanatory, you can’t fall asleep at night so shouto decides to do something about it
an: first bnha piece on this blog I guess? fingers crossed and hoping my writing doesn’t get rusty after a while lol
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In the serene ambience of Todoroki’s bedroom, the night is soundless — save for the cadenced thrumming of your boyfriend’s heart and ticking clock hands that send you slowly drifting off into a deep slumber.
Yet your eyelids still fail to droop, having tried everything from counting sheep to playing relaxing music on your phone. A shallow breath of exasperation slips through the gaps in your teeth as you snuggle into Todoroki’s left side, curling your body into a ball while huddling close to the male for warmth. Just as the drowsiness hits, a strained groan echoes; staring at your boyfriend’s fluttering eyelashes, guilt strikes you the moment you realise how you’ve waken him up in the middle of two o’clock in the morning when both of you still need to attend hero training courses later during the day.
“Wha’s wron’ y/n? Can’t sleep?” Nodding, you stifle a yawn. Groggily reaching out his hand, your boyfriend‘s fingers dance delicately across the expanse of your frigid skin, conjuring goosebumps here and there under the pale rays of moonlight which cast waltzing shadows on the wall. As he nuzzles you closer to the left side of his chest, comfort seeps through your veins, and you relax into his touch.
Todoroki has always been averse to touch, given his brutal upbringing — but not when you are the one in his arms. A surge of relief (and perhaps a tinge of pride) gives him reassurance when the hero in training observes how you react to his minuscule touches from time to time, realising how much you actually enjoy being in his presence — and vice versa.
With mismatched eyes glancing over your relaxed features, a toothless grin ghosts across Todoroki’s face; under the faint lustre of dwindling moonlight, you look otherworldly: beautiful and intricate — an instant that he would do whatever it takes to relish forever. Slowly, the male reaches out his hand, running the tips of his fingers through your bedraggled hair with ultimate delicacy while a lullaby slips from his pursed lips.
“I didn’ know you can sing Shou ...” Todoroki stops, frozen as you peer at him groggily through impenetrable tenebrosity. Instinctively he averts his gaze away; and even though darkness blankets the room, you still manage to discern the obvious blush dusting the male’s cheeks.
“N-not like I’m laughing at you or anything! Keep ... keep singing, I quite like it.”
“You ... you sure?”
“Mm. Let’s stay like this ... for a while.”
Knowing that he can never say no to your wishes, the two of you lay amongst the tangled sheets, dozing off into each other’s arms. It is the most peaceful moment you’ve ever felt in your entire life. No more worries about tomorrow, no more concerns about the future; just you and him holding one another in close proximity, sharing such intimate moments of tranquility — with the two of you wishing to hold onto it for a lifetime.

— now playing ➪ BNHA remix —
TODOROKI Shouto
midnight rendezvous