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Sometimes I get scared that my interest in bsd is going away, but then I get a notification saying that one of my favorite content creators posted something and then I go crazy from pure excitement and joy.
aNyThInG iS fInE
Kenji: I’m hungry. Atsushi: Me too. Let’s go get some food. Kenji: Okay. What do you want to eat? Atsushi: Anything is fine. Kenji: How about sushi? Atsushi: No, not sushi. Kenji: How about ramen? Atsushi: No, not ramen. Kenji: How about pizza? Atsushi: No, not pizza. Kenji: Then what do you want to eat? Atsushi: Anything is fine.
Kenji has joined Ranpo
Kenji: I’m hungry, let’s go eat something. Kunikida: Okay, what do you want to eat? Kenji: Anything is fine, as long as it’s cheap and tasty. Kunikida: How about ramen? Kenji: Perfect! Kunikida: Great, let’s go then. Kenji: Wait, I have a better idea. Kunikida: What is it? Kenji: Let’s go rob a bank and then eat ramen. Kunikida: What?!
We feel you, Kenji
Yosano: How do you feel? Kenji: Hungry. Yosano: No, I mean emotionally. Kenji: Hungry with feelings.
Can Kenji count?
Yosano: How do you feel? Kenji: I feel fine. Yosano: Good. Now, how many fingers am I holding up? Kenji: Three. Yosano: Wrong. It’s five. Kenji: What? No, it’s not. Yosano: Yes, it is. See? One, two, three, four, five. Kenji: Wait, how did you do that? Yosano: Do what? Kenji: You just changed the number of fingers you were holding up. Yosano: No, I didn’t. You’re just seeing things. Kenji: No, I’m not. You’re messing with me Yosano: No, I’m not. You’re just delirious
Kill him with cuteness, Kyouka. Or stab him, that works too.
Kyouka: Can I have a cookie? Kenji: Sure, here you go. Kyouka: Thank you. Kenji: You’re welcome. Kyouka: Can I have another cookie? Kenji: Sure, here you go. Kyouka: Thank you. Kenji: You’re welcome. Kyouka: Can I have all the cookies? Kenji: …No, that’s not fair to the others. Kyouka: *pulls out knife* Kenji: …Okay, take them all.
OOOOOOOH.
Kenji: I’m hungry. Let’s go eat something. Naomi: Okay, what do you want to eat? Kenji: Anything is fine. As long as it’s delicious and cheap. Naomi: How about ramen? Kenji: Ramen sounds good. Let’s go to that place near the Agency. Naomi: Okay, let’s go. *They arrive at the ramen shop* Kenji: Wow, this place looks nice. And it smells good too. Naomi: Yeah, it does. Let’s go inside and order. *They enter the shop and see Dazai and Chuuya sitting at a table* Kenji: Hey, look. It’s Dazai and Chuuya. Naomi: What? Where? Kenji: Over there. They’re eating ramen together. Naomi: Really? Let me see. *She looks at the table and sees Dazai and Chuuya slurping noodles and staring into each other’s eyes* Naomi: Oh my god. They’re on a date. Kenji: What? No, they’re not. They’re just eating ramen. Naomi: No, they’re definitely on a date. Look at how they’re looking at each other. And how close they are sitting. And how they’re sharing the same bowl of ramen. Kenji: That doesn’t mean anything. Maybe they’re just hungry and don’t care about personal space. Naomi: Or maybe they’re in love and don’t care about anything else. Kenji: That’s ridiculous. They’re enemies, not lovers. Naomi: Well, you know what they say. There’s a thin line between love and hate. Kenji: Who says that? Naomi: I don’t know. Some people. Kenji: Well, some people are wrong. Dazai and Chuuya hate each other. They would never date each other. Naomi: Fine, then why don’t we ask them? Kenji: Ask them what? Naomi: Ask them if they’re on a date or not. Kenji: No, that’s rude. We can’t just barge into their conversation and ask them personal questions. Naomi: Why not? It’s not like they’re busy or anything. They’re just eating ramen. Kenji: Still, it’s none of our business. Let’s just leave them alone and find another table. Naomi: No, I want to know the truth. Come on, let’s go talk to them. Kenji: No, wait. Don’t drag me into this. *Naomi drags Kenji to the table where Dazai and Chuuya are sitting* Naomi: Excuse me, Dazai-san, Chuuya-san. Can we ask you something? Dazai: Hm? What is it? Chuuya: What do you want? Naomi: We were wondering… are you two on a date?
Inspired by a real conversation
Dazai: We're going to find Chuuya Kenji, Yosano, Atsushi, Ranpo, Kunikida, in perfect sync : You mean, You're going to find Chuuya
Inspired by that one Wan! episode
Kenji: Kyouka, do you like flowers? Kyouka: Yes, I do. Why do you ask? Kenji: Well, I found this beautiful bouquet and I thought you might like it. Kyouka: Oh, thank you. That’s very sweet of you. Kenji: You’re welcome. Here you go. Kyouka: *takes the bouquet and sees a bomb inside* Kenji: Oops, wrong one. That’s for Dazai.
*At-sushi aggressively T-posing in the doorway*
Kyouka: Kenji, what are you doing? Kenji: I’m making a cake for your birthday. Kyouka: But my birthday is not until next month. Kenji: I know, but I wanted to practice. Kyouka: Practice what? Kenji: How to make a cake without using any eggs, flour, sugar, butter, or milk. Kyouka: Then what are you using? Kenji: Rice, soy sauce, seaweed, tofu, and miso. Kyouka: That’s not a cake, that’s a sushi roll.
Kenji these days scares me. He's all 'I looove cows' and then he's like 'Yes I am the re-incarnation of a fearsome demon, and I will eat you and your whole family' to back to 'OMG I LOOOOVE KYOUKA'
Why is the tag trending againnn??
3AM shenanigans just because I can
Dazai, who snuck Chuuya in his bag: *Drinking or re-enacting scenes from Jane Eyre with Kunikida who lost a bet* Yosano, with Kouyou: *Snuggling/sleeping/watching The Woman in Black* Atsushi, with Akutagawa after Kyouka left the room: *Playing UNO but Akutagawa doesn't know how to play* Kyouka, with Kenji: *Watching a documentary about Cows, Bunnies, and Birds* Ranpo, with Poe: *Terrorizing the Kitchen/attempting to bake* Kunikida, when he's not losing bets, with Katai: *Attempting to make Katai look presentable/sleeping*
ELSEWHERE IN THE CITY Nikolai: *Crawling out of a large grave*
KyouKenji for the win
Kyouka: I’m sorry, I don’t know how to dance. Kenji: That’s okay, neither do I. We can just wing it. Kyouka: But what if we step on each other’s feet or fall over? Kenji: Then we’ll laugh it off and try again. Kyouka: You’re so optimistic. Kenji: You’re so cute.
Nakahara Chūya, and Miyazawa Kenji... Quite the unique bunch, aren't they?
The allegedly 'inhumane', gravity manipulating beast, and the temperamental, often starved sunshine child.
They're explored separately throughout the Manga, and are given their moments to express their characters through words and actions. At first sight, they'd be rendered polar opposites. However that may be true to an unknowing outsider, their current knowledge would never allow them to understand, to comprehend what lies within.
One loyal dog, another morally grey sweetheart.
They do meet once during the main plot; multiple times during the spin offs and once during the anthologies. They're portrayed to be an admiring boy with his idol. It's truly an adorable sight to behold.
The feared Mafia executive, and the loved, yet feared agency part timer.
It's a pity that they'll most probably never get the right opportunity to connect with one another. Their past experiences and sorrows are the key factors that would assist them to truly understand each other's emotions, as they both know what it's like to grieve over loved ones. They both know all too well what it's like to be the strongest; to be the pillar of support that everyone depends on in certain situations; their trump card. They both harbor abilities that are mighty, double edged swords, unstoppable when provoked, even harmful to oneself when pushed to their wits end. The weight of responsibility could weigh on them akin to dead weight, but they persevere through it, and they manage to make it through victorious. It's truly fascinating however, that the difference in environment could impact the path taken, and ideals followed by each. The way by which they choose to handle predicaments they're to be put in reflects the duality of humans that are infinitely similar and different concurrently.
Bottling up their issues and emotions isn't foreign to either. One due to his upbringing, and the other solely because of the fact that he has no time to deal with them. Life is moving, and the mafioso cannot afford to be held up by pitiful emotions. He is capable of destressing using quality wine in the safe confines of a bar table. The young blonde on the other hand is a stranger to pitiful anger, sadness and irritation. He has been up to never feel the need to be anything but happy. Yes, it might have effectively impacted him, making his perspective and views brighter, much more optimistic and inviting than most. However, emotions such as hunger are no stranger to him. He could be half starved to death, yet not a single complaint would leave his lips. He's far too accustomed to it. He doesn't acknowledge it anymore, and that is not healthy.
A lost soul, and another wandering one.
I dare say Nakahara sees a fragment of his youth in the blonde countryboy. Nakahara would go to unimaginable lengths just to keep the boy's smile genuine; to keep it cheerful and glad to be in existence as ever. He'd try to reserve the boy's happiness, because he was too familiar with it being stripped away.
They might just be the shoulder that both of them needs to lean on, cry on in case the infamous ginger winds up lost to the alcohol.
If only the mangaka gave it a serious chance.
(TDLR; I firmly believe in and support the Chuenji sibling dynamic.
Petition to allow the Miyazawa family to adopt Chūya, aye in the comments if you agree.
Hope you liked this pointless piece of meta that literally no one asked for. I'm pretty sure most of my points have been repeated over and over by other people, but never hurts really.)
// bsd ch 118
Basically found family/ brothers ♡
the first thing I thought about after reading 118
NIKOLAI WAS SO FUNNY FOR THAT HE CONFUSED HIS STUDENTS SM BUT THEY BELIEVED HIM HAHAHAH
Dazai was such a menace frrr I bet if aku would have been alive in that time he would have did the same with him too.
But another fun Fakt about dazai and Ibuse: Ibuse recommended dazai to go to a mental Hospital for his health and because he became addicted to pain Killers. And he also went to the Hospital then.
Dazai was also nominated for the akutagawa prize many times and once he didn't win because of a guy named Kawabata Yusanari, he (dazai) was so mad at this that he wrote him a letter saying that he (dazai) will stab him (Kawabata) however dazai never stabed him.
Chuuya needed to go to jail for 1 or 2 months bc when he was drunk he destroyed a street Lamp...
When dazais first child (his daughter) Sonoko was born he wrote Ibuse Masuji a letter saying that he won't play around now and that he will write and take it serious.
Ibuse was a very big Support in dazais live acually.
And yeah kenji was a teacher and yk what he did:
When his class was loud and he couldn't get them quit he took a Pencil from his Student and started to chew on them and when he did that the room became quit real fast.
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Imagine if the real bsd authors looked at what the Fandom is saying abt them. "Fem Nikolai has big boobs", if Gogol saw that he would have a stroke. Chuuya would be mad about people making fun if his height, because he actually was really short. Idk if Dazai would be ecstatic or even more suicidal after seeing that. Fyodor would definitely write a book anylising his character's philosophy and motivations. DONT GET ME STARTED ON SOUKOKU
a few more pictures!
some of my favorite pictures from the bungou stray dogs photoshoot at otakon!