Cyberpunk Jackie - Tumblr Posts
Here's a little Jackie and V being cute with V shaving Jackies face and omg his hair is down!!
I hope you all enjoy this. Requested by @phoenix2m
Enjoy some things my family has said but as Cyberpunk characters
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It is 9 am and I'm the first one up time for me to blare Crazy Frog to wake everyone up - Johnny Silverhand
You can't just call strippers, Prostitutes it's a different Profession!!!- V to Johnny most likely.
If you don't know how to use it just improvise that's how we got this far - Johnny Silverhand
If I go missing don't look for me, I want to be featured on the next run of Buzzfeed unsolved. -Kerry Eurodyne
("Don't talk shit about smash mouth that is a classic peice of art." -V
"It's a fucking meme about shrek!" - Johnny )
Oh new shit, I want that- people about Samurai merch
It's pay day today fuckers, I get 200 eddies for sitting watch concrete dry- Jackie welles
Where the fuck have you been, *starts crying* Are you going to leave me?- V to Takemura
If you put raisins in those cookies with the choclate chip I'm leaving you- Takemura to V
I'm going fucking feral and your coming down this rabbit hole with me- dum dum
If you haven't had a pumped up kicks moment are you even living- Johnny Silverhand
Oh V... can I have my glock, 1911 and some ammo - Johnny Silverhand
Please don't tell me you went on a non safe porn site, that's how you get virus. Use protection everywhere, a condom could save your life- Bryce Mosley to V
Please do not point the hun at me I'm not lossing another earring becuase you accident pulled the trigger- Jackie to V
If you keep living like this I'm leaving you- Oda Sandayu
Noooo.. let me keep the Orbez pool it can be used to trap drunkards- Kerry Eurodyne
If your not here to fuck me up then you can fuck off- V
Call my mum a milf one more time and your not gonna live to be a dilf- Jackie Welles
No, no! Your using the bandage all wrong! - Viktor vector
Do not touch my nips you pervert the titty squeeze is revered for my Girlfriend- Jackie welles