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Goodbye Umbitch
A/N: I made this just for fun. And all hate to Umbridge not her actor :)
(Y/N and Harry go to Umbridge to try a spell on her.)
Y/N: Hello Professor Umbridge!
UMBRIDGE: Hello, L/N, what do you want?
Y/N: I just wanted to try a new spell on someone so I thought why not try it on you.
HARRY: *whispers* What are you doing?
Y/N: *whispers* Just wait and watch.
UMBRIDGE: But why me? There are other students and professors here at Hogwarts.
Y/N: Umm, you see professor there is no other professor or student like you and I adore you so much.
Harry: *inside his mind* Adore you?! She's gone mad!
UMBRIDGE: Okay, well what does that spell do?
Y/N: Why don't you see it yourself?
UMBRIDGE: Okay do it.
(Y/N clears her throat while Harry is freaking out inside.)
Y/N: *points her wand at Umbridge* Avada kedavra!
Harry: ...
Y/N: ...
Harry: ...
Y/N: ...
Harry: YOU'RE BLOODY BRILLIANT!
How to troll Educational decree number 31
Educational decree number 31: Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.
The Weasley twins initially looked up at the sign with an air of malice but then simultaneously an idea sparked in both of their heads and they turned to look at each other with matching grins of glee.
“You thinking what I’m thinking Georgie”
“I believe I am dear brother of mine”
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My ode to Dolores Jane Umbridge in bog form.
Serving Professor Umbridge realness.
Just an idea but like had the parents been informed about Umbridge’s punishment of scaring and cutting their kids wouldn’t most of the parents immediately either sue demand for her to be fired or taken their kids out of the school?