Elevator Hitch Ask Blog - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

" oh uhh, thanks. Their pretty "

you'll get bored. here.

[you got a loom band making kit.]

< [ He stares at the kit, hes never tried a kit like that before but he was interested. ]

< " .. thank you. "

will wood.

Ooc: tee hee 🤭

ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO DIE‼️‼️

< " UHHH, THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP? "

hey dad I found this kitty can we keep it

< " ...I don't think that's a cat- Put it down before it gets mad and bites you. And we can't keep it buddy "

Go to the nearest store and get me 14 packs of waffles. I’ll increase your salary just this once if you do.

-@n0rma1guy

< " ...Uh. Alright. Did you want normal ones or flavored ones?- "

<[you were now stuck with your boyfriend smothering you in affection with his tail around your waist. He wasn't leaving soon]

- @c0worker-bryce

< [ He sighs, he wasn't planning on pushing him off anytime soon either. ]

< " ..Now that I think about it, without this whole... cat stuff happening. You do act like a cat in some ways. "

You and Bryce… your relationship is really complicated, huh? So you two are back together now?

< " Uhh. Yea, I think we are. "

I don’t think I showed you the pic yet Protag sooooo

< " ...what the fuck is that? "

<[Nam nam nam]

- @c0worker-bryce

< " ..hm? "

Are you okay?

< " im tryimg to be. "

Would you like a small block of cheese? :3

(Hands out cheese)

< " Huh? Uh sure. "

< [ He takes the cheese. ...all of a sudden rats starts to crowd the anon, they want some too. ]

<[your door opens and your boyfriend is there looking fabulous]

DO YOU HAVE YOURS ON?

- @c0worker-bryce

< " Yep, you look great by the way. ...And your sure this orange stuff washes out right? "

It's been a while since you last saw @deltablythe, he's back from his coma. Wanna see him?

(Also, a boy brought him home-)

< " well.. yes, but i feel horrible for not checking in him. Im sure hes mad at me. ..Wait he brought a boy home?- "

<[your son bargers into your office]

"papaaaaaasaaa, I need help on homework!"

- @c0worker-bryce

< [ He sighs and he turns his chair to face him. ]

< " Alright. Can i see it? "

protag are you sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

< " ... what does that even mean. "

"I talked to your husband! Not in an odd way just saying hi, I thought I should say hey too! I mean like hi but hey but still I'm saying hi but I worded it like hey -- you know what I'm sayin!! Anyway, hi and hey!"

- Benny @speedsterrr

< " Oh! Uh. Hi! "

YOYRE ADORABLE LET ME BITE YOU

< " ....Thanks but no. "

HEY, DEADBEAT!!!

*Points a loaded shotgun at*

EMPTY YOUR POCKETS, DISHRAG!!!

< " OH SHIT- "

< [ He emptys his pockets, he only had his wallet and a ribbon. ...He seemed a little hurt being called a deadbeat. ]