Falcon - Tumblr Posts
Bucky: Rules were made to be broken!
Sam: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!
The New Avengers unite
Peter: *shoots webbing and dabs*
Shuri: *woah*
Groot: *floss*
Harley and Ned, guys in chairs and science bros 2.0 behind 692963 computer screens: *whip nae nae*
Peter: that’s a little outdated guys—
Bucky:
Sam:
Clint:
Carol: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING BATTLE
i can’t watch movies anymore without doing doodling studies ^^;
How it would go if I met Bucky through Sam.
Part 2 - Part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6
Masterlist and rules
Sam: and that on the boat is Bucky
Me: Sam. That's a bisexual
Sam: what?
Me: that's a bisexual. I know one of my kind when I see one
Sam: that's the weirdest way to tell me you're bi
Me: I thought you knew. I'm not really secret about it. Also... really... straight people don't stand like that *point at bucky*
Sam: Don't generalize. Steve used to stand like that
Me: I never said that Steve was straight, now did I?
Bucky: 'cause he wasn't
Things I heard and said as marvel characters
Warnings: mention of death, really poor trauma-comedy
I obviously adapted the sentences to the characters' traits.
Some of these are also in Naruto characters x things I said
Masterlist and rules
Steve, visibly stressed: I should have died when I had the chance
Natasha: Steve has the perfect legs and ass for one of those tight dresses, you know
Bucky: I think I might need to change brain. Mine is broken
Tony: They really think they can put me down by talking bad about me? Jokes on them I hate me too and I'm not scared to bring me down myself
Yelena: You know, breaking my harm wasn't really that bad I now have unlocked all my trauma to joke on and I'm hilarious
Peter Parker: Once I had a domestic fly. An hour later Flash killed it
Mj: I don't hate people. I hate stupid people. The fact that it's almost the whole population isn't really my problem
Wanda: having siblings is cool, but I would like people to stop calling me "Pietro's sister". I HAVE A GODDAMN NAME
Sam: Oh, don't look at me. I'm honestly even surprised I'm still alive
Clint: just let me go home. I just want to go home
Vision: It's not my fault I don't know how to display emotions. Nobody ever taught me how!
Loki: My superiority complex is taking so much space lately. It makes me think that my inferiority complex will kick in and stay for as long as he can to ruin my life
Conversations I would have with mcu characters part 3
Part 1 - part2 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6
Masterlist and rules
Me and Bucky: *Italian arguing*
Sam: the fuck are they saying?
Natasha, watching with popcorn: *gasp* oh no he didn't
Me and Bucky: *screams intensifies*
Tony: I told you I don't wanna join your little band
Clint: *randomly flipping a drumstick*
Andrew!Peter: You were in a band?!
Ok marvel. You're not gonna give us their songs? We're gonna write fanfics and do it ourselves
Falcon soaring in the afternoon sun. Shot at Crooked Creek State Park.
(c) 2017 John W. Sheldon
I did it a while ago for Funkyloaf's DTIYS! sambucky is my religion and i needed to show it here too
Sam & Bucky (Part 63)
If Robin Hood was a new recruit in Infinity War
How convenient, that my MC animagus form is a falcon. Oh well.
Some of my original artworks from the convention ♡
Can somebody write a fanfic about this?? Please?? Honestly I’d love to read it.
As revenge for deciding to stay with Peggy Bucky and Sam put Steve in an old folks’ home where his elderly addled mind decides to make an Avengers B team with his fellow old people