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1 year ago

Anyone smell pears? ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ


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1 year ago

They donโ€™t care if it gets a little stained in the process, they just wanna watch football.


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5 years ago

THE BOSSES GASSY PUNISHMENT-

THE BOSSES GASSY PUNISHMENT-

He entered the room, locking it. You were just sitting down, as he sat at his desk facing you, his ass spreading in the smart trousers.

"You know why I called you in here?" He said as he sneakly got his hand to his fly of his trousers. "You need to know, you need to stop being an imbocile to the other men at the office" He started to slowly unzip his trousers, you, oblivious of what's coming.

The boss then finished unzipping as he stared at you. He then stood up, and eased his trousers down to his knees, his ass, was huge.

"Thank god, finally."

He screwed up his face and pushed. Ppppppprrrrtttttt. A huge fart rolled out of his boxer shorts.

PPPPPPPRRRRTTTTTT! PPRTttt!

They came on coming life a typhoon as he slowly turned around shaking his butt and pushing out eggy farts, as your bosses ass was slowly nearing where you were sitting.

He ended with a loud PARP!!!! In your face. Rotten eggs and broccoli were smelt fast in your nostrils. He turned his head, a sly smile appearing on his face.

"Oh, how I loved that!" As he walked backwards edging his ass to your face. "There's a lot more where that came from....speaking of which-" he got his hand, grasped his ass cheek, pulled it to one side "Here it comes!" and PPPPRrrrttttttTTT! Another one of his farts leaked out onto your face.

His ass was now in your face. His boxers had a sweat patch appearing in the middle as he turned, you took a breath, happy.

He stared down. "You know now, that you should never mess with the men in this office block or-" he cocked up his leg and a little gas came flooding out. He points down at his huge pulsating ass "This will happen again, and we'll, there's a lot more ways to make you smell every little morsel of gas it pours out."

He then thinks for a minute.

He slowly walks over, pulling up his trousers and zipping them up.

He makes you lie down. " There's nowhere else to go except in here, with me" He slowly spreads his legs as you look up. And says " let's give you a little taster for what I mean by different ways."

He dropped fast blocking every clean smell except shit and gas and sweat.

"Breathe this in, I've got a little bit of work to do, so I hope-"

pPPRRRTtttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!! A huge landed on your face, making you slowly faint.

He shakes his ass, as he slowly unsid his trousers and boxers and saying "well he won't mind if do this, now will here!" As he unleashed another typhoon of unstoppable gas into your open limp mouth. He grunts as he releases all of it ontop of you.


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5 years ago

Dad's Fume slave (Part one)-

His eyes looked at you as he shoved his ass cheeks onto your face. The jeans imprinted on your face as he grinded your face.

'This new law is amazing!'

The new government had recently passed a law stating 'All older males or superiors can use their gas to enhance the lowers of the males (eg. The younger etc.) to become more submissive.' So by this law, it started slowly with bosses on male workers, then Headmasters and male teachers having a farting session on male students at late night one to one's. Now though, it started through our fathers to their sons.

Your father let out a huge rippling fart, and got off.

'You will need to get ready for more than that, son' as he unzipped his trousers in front of you and sat down on your face again, releasing another gas expulsion onto your face.

'Eat this, son'

A large rumbling was heard when...

PpoPppPHhtttrttr!

Gffffppttttt!

Pppppsspspspsp!!!!

He gasped and pushed as he got his ass off your face, he then looked down, at you.

'You're doing much better, than, I imagined.' he then thought of an idea. 'As you can't be everywhere, really, whenever i.... You know, fart, in thinking of making a harness. Would you like that?'

His hands made their way to his boxers, pulling them down, revealing a fat, uncut ass, hair coming from the middle.

Pppphhhrrtttt.

'Sorry for that.' He then started to ease his ass down, spacing his cheeks out, as far as they went. You scream, and as your mouth opens, he slams his asshole right on-top of it.

His asshole slowly opened, releasing a mouthful of about 4 farts one by one.

'Enjoy your new gas. Imagine this, in your gas provider, providing your body with as much gas, as I can to make you survive.'

He then started to fart and fart and fart.

The last words, you can remember, was 'My ass will be your forever home soon!'

He then released a little fart, well a 30 second one, that puffed up your mouth.

'Enjoy that toxic methane... Son!'

Dad's Fume Slave (Part One)-

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5 years ago

Dad's Fume Slave- Part four

"Son, don't look so scared, you've seen me' ass before mate!"

He locked behind him as you looked up at him, unbuckling his jeans, slowly. He looked down at you as he walked over slowly, his ass cheeks wobbling side to side as he came near you.

He knelt to look at you.

"Now, as I said, you need to smell something else, men produce. You won't be involved in it, but you'll smell it aswell as the farts and gas, I let out, whilst doing one... So..."

He gestured to the toilet. But before he went to move.

Ppppllllsssss!!!! A little toot came out! It smelt awful. A mixture of old vegetable stew.

"Can't believe I did that! And it fucking stinks!!" He laughs. He stands up and goes to sit down on the toilet.

"Now, should i start without you in the gap."

He parted his legs. And gestured.

"Come on son. Can't wait all day!"

He tilted his leg, squeezed his face up and let out a huge fart lasting a minute. You just stared, as he smiled at you.

"You better not keep me and my ass waiting!"

You went over and hesitated.

"im waiting!"

A little SBD came out of your father's ass.

"God, you make me angry sometimes. I'll hold you in there then!!!"

He got your face right into the gap of his thighs.

"Might be here for a while, son. No need to complain, well, there's no choice to smell my ass anyways."

Ppppppprrrrtttttt!!!! Ppppjsssssssssj!!!

He started to push as you were faced by a solid smell of actual shit and minor farts here and there.

PLOP! Water splashed up onto your face.

He sighed as he let you go.

"God, that was good!!!!"

He got up and wiped his ass, and looked at you.

"You need to be taught a lesson after that disobedience, waiting a while, making me get you in position, really son. I could do so much about this. And well, I might do something rachรฉ! So be prepared to be sent to the school!!!"

*. *. *.

The school. A professional school for teachers that are seeking a permanent fart slave. Your parents were to visit you in the first Saturdays of each month, but from that.

Welcome to a plump teachers ass, boy!!!

Dad's Fume Slave- Part Four

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1 year ago

Why do I love the thought of getting a man as gassy as I want him too, with me buying Taco Bell, McDonald and all that food.

So when Iโ€™m under his ass and heโ€™s eating it, I have no escape and know what Iโ€™ll be smelling a few hours later ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ


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