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Haha another HC!!!
So, yes, I love SKZ. They are hilarious, lovable, adorable angels (or maybe demons, idk). Anyhoo… Stray Kids with Quirks. Because yes, yes, yes, and YOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Bang Chan: Half-Wolf. He has wolf ears and a tail, and can transform into full wolf when protective or angry.
Lee Know: Caterwaul. He can speak in the Cat Language™️, and understand cats perfectly.
Changbin: Muscle: He can build up muscle 2-3x faster than the average person.
Hyunjin: Starstrike. He has the ability to mesmerize anyone with a single glance, but this only works on three people at a time.
Han: Squirrel. He can do pretty much anything a squirrel can. He’s fast, has good balance, has LOTS of energy, and is adorable.
Felix: Sunshine. He can make rays of sunlight from his eyes, hands, and feet. Basically lasers. Also, his freckles glow in the dark.
Seungmin: Savagery. His sarcasm and snark are just outlets of this quirk. His fighting ability stems from his trash talk, so the better the quip, the more powerful the punch.
Jeongin: Maknae On Top. He’s kinda like Shinsou, but his mind control works better when he’s fighting low-intelligence thugs or 300+ IQ Final Bosses™️.
I wholly believe that I could have a sitcom. Why? My life is both crappy and hilarious at the same time, also known as ✨️peak comedy✨️.
Characters include 1, Me: Asexual Teen Blogger Beginning Cosplayer Homeschooler, 2, My Weirdass Besties: A. Pansexual Gymnast with Mommy Issues, B. Heterosexual Dragon Enthusiast Introvert, and C. Genderfluid Chinese K-pop Stan who loves the band Ghost, 3, My Parents: Business Director Mom who is divorcing my Dad, ADHD DnD DM who is allergic to cats and yet pets every cat he sees, and 4, my Grandma: Old Christian lady who used to be a Seamstress who laughs at my mom and my sex jokes.
And featuring Siblings: Anger Issues Gamer who is currently obsessed with FNAF, and Feral Cat How To Train Your Dragon Obsessive Sociopath who has a hyperfixation on Squishmallows.
I need a title.
MY BROTHER JUST SCREAMED "MEDS!" AND RAN HEADFIRST INTO MY ELBOW. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO FALL OFF THE SIDE OF THE BED AND SING THE FNAF THEME.
we then had to convince my mom to let me shitpost abt it on Tumblr.
wh-what in the babygirl is this?!
this came up under gifs of doflamingo, too 🤣
Mark swap
First post on my turtle-specific blog! Come on over! o/
Bonus: NINPO
Roman: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Virgil: But are you shuffling?
Roman: Everyday.
Logan: What language are you two speaking??
WTF HAHAHAH
What’s up with straight women having an unhealthy obsession with toxic bl manga/manhwa. Like wdym you simp for the main character from jinx who not only likes men but would constantly abuse you?? It’s so odd. “I hate SA but when it’s two hot gay anime men it’s fine 🤤” absolute goner behavior.
I have also greatly enjoyed IL
ACTUAL GAME DIALOGUE
Stanislav Rubin continuing the trend of BREAKING MY HEART IN EVERY GAME
Based on a tweet by RoyInterrupted that killed me dead
town on gorkhon you're in good hands babeyy!!!!
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
IMAGINE. ARTEMY. YELLING AT A BOTTLE OF MILK
"YOU FUCKING MILK. YOU USELESS DAIRY. DUMB BITCH LIQUID. CRINGE. YOU'RE CRINGE."
Remember to enrich your Archivist daily by putting him in a surveillance room and letting him Watch! It is recommended you do this for at least an hour, otherwise your Archivist may start to Watch strangers across the street, causing discomfort amidst the public.
It is reccomend you do further research into Archivists before taking one in!