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Accountant AU where the reader works for a small town firm called “Istari Financial.” Making her living after coming home from college, looking after the books for the following local businesses…
The local vineyard, “Greenwood Acres” which has been around longer than anyone can remember, run by a single father as head of the business and a very dedicated team of young employees. Everyone from college hires to long time employees, but nobody in town can quite tell just how old anyone is.
A local business ring run by the Durinson Family who own nearly every business in town. The local brewery, the auto repair shop, the car dealership, the pawn shop, etc. They run everything as a family, but all answer to the head of the family, a bachelor who’s yet to get married as he’s “married to his work.” Though, he secretly has his eyes set on someone in town. Who though? Nobody knows…
The bakery at the center of town, called “Lorien Confection” where the man behind the counter greets customers, serves icecream and brags about his wife while the white witch in the kitchen rolls out goodie after goodie by the dozen of sugar-coated goodness. The baker earning the title of witch as she always seems to know what people want before they do.
The coffee/tea shop doubling as a wholistic whole foods store run by three best friends who rejected their respected posh lifestyles and struck out on their own straight out of college to bring clean, organic food to the town sourced from local farms. A store called “Three Hunters Whole Foods.”
A fish farming organization called “Bard & Son Fishery,” that works hard to protect local wildlife conservation run by a father of three which provides clean, non-gmo fish, hydroponic-grown greens, vegetables and strives to teach young people about respecting the planet and sustainable farming on field trips for the local elementary school.
And who could forget the local bar/restaurant, run by the Baggins family, Uncle and Nephew, along with their friends who provide an atmosphere of home and hearth hospitality to any and all who cross their threshold…right up until somebody asks them to host a party that doesn’t involve their catering.
And last but not least, the readers worst enemy, “Mordor Credit,” the local bank out to screw everyone over and take their businesses. The reader often times being the only thing standing between them and a hefty audit…or worse, an eviction…

Love and Fear
for the @tolkienrsb, featuring art by @ginogollum !
Legolas rescued Gimli from an orc attack years before they were officially introduced. Gimli remembers every moment of their first meeting. Legolas…doesn’t.
Rating: T | No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Legolas/Gimli
Characters: Legolas, Gimli, Thranduil, Dáin, Glóin
Word count: 6.7k
All 3 (three!) art pieces rebloggable in full HERE! (Rating: PG)
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Coronavirus reaches Middle Earth.
(and no you cannot convince me that Boromir would not be an anti masker)
Wait my Lady:
Stop Bitch:
(i just think that could happen on some point)
Aragorn: Ok I’ve been having a total Monday but decision’s finally made - we’re going to rescue Merry and Pippin.
Gimli: Aye! Shall we g-
Aragorn: We’re going to call ourselves The Three Hunters.
Legolas: Sounds rad. You ready?
Aragorn: Our motto is We Run! We Fight! We Love!
Gimli and Legolas: *brief eye contact* *blush*
Aragorn: Our song is “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You”
Gimli and Legolas: Should we just start or-
Aragorn: WE MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVERRRR
We should appreciate dwarves more
Requests are open
Hey!
I really liked the lightness of writing posts, I have the idea that I really liked the lightness of writing posts, I have the idea that y/n He saw legolas with his hair and only his boxer shorts and is now blackmailing him into giving it back.He saw legolas with his hair and only his boxer shorts and now he is blackmailing him into giving him back (y/n) His blanket in front of the team His blanket in front of the team?
I would be grateful❤️❤️❤️
Alrighty righty, I'll try my best! (this will probably come in the form of Incorrect quotes since this wont be cannon to my time line!
Legolas: Y/N my dear, it seems as though you've lost something.. *smirking as he holds out a pair of undergarments*
Y/N: ... Alright pretty boy what do you want for 'em
Legolas: *grins wider* Whatever makes you think you can bribe an elven prince?
Y/N: Cause i have a pretty face? Give it here Elsa- *lunges at Legolas's hand*
Legolas: *smiles and raises his hand higher* Nuh Uh, you must try harder than that Mellon Nîn.
Y/N: *frowns* Well in that case..
Y/N clambers on top Legolas with a grin
Legolas: *splutters* What on middle earth are you doing?
Y/N: Nothing *grinning*
While Legolas is flustered Y/N Takes back the piece of clothing from Legolas.
Y/N: Y'know, if you wanted me on you, you could have just asked me Ernil Nin.
Legolas: I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about.
Y/N: Your words do not agree with the redness in your cheeks. Like I say so often. Try to hide your feelings better Mellon Nîn.
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Ernil Nîn= my prince I think
TO ISENGARD
Imagine hearing Legolas say the iconic line.
Aragorn: "Rohan, Home of the Horse-Lords.
There's something strange at work here. Some evil gives speed to these creatures. Sets it's will against us."
Y/N: "Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?"
Legolas: "The Uruks turn north east."
Y/N: *smirks*
Legolas: "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
Aragorn: "Saurman"
Y/N: *tries to not fall over in laughter*
Gimli: "You alright Y/N?"
Legolas: "Have I said something?"
Y/N: "No! It's nothing" *in-between chuckles*
Aragorn: "We must make haste."
Y/N: "Right right, coming."
Y/N quietly to herself: "To Isengard to Isengard! Theyre taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
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Your honor, it's literally them.
You know what? Fuck you! *horses your hunters*
The 3 sillies!
See if you can guess who i drew first and who i drew last lol
i dont ship the 3 hunters as a polycule, but this is funny
I see things for the three hunters polycule sometimes where aragorn leaves to be with arwen. But what if arwen joins to be with aragorn? Anyway i just wanted to find a way to apply the 3 weed-smoking girlfriends to something i like.
New headcanon just dropped
What if elves and dwarves both do gender presentation braids but opposite so gimli thought legolas was a trans girl when they met. Thats why legolas didnt like him, he thought he was just being rude and trying to emasculate him. He only realized that it was a mistake when they became friends and gimli kept misgendering him.
Inspired by @deheerkonijn’s comic about legolas overreacting to mundane inconveniences
Gimli, before a battle: I'll kill more orcs than you
Legolas: I don't think so
Aragorn: Guys, it's not a competition
Gimli and Legolas: ...NOT YET
This is absolutely amazing!!! Made my day! I love this idea!
I finally made the fellowship some modern au picrew characters! Behold:
Freddo the Frog (Frodo)
-mullet boi
-“please will you take this frog i have too many”
-Lives in baggy hoodies
-been through too much
-exists off of panic attacks and harmonicas
-loves frogs
Samantha (Sam)
-bee boy
-just wants to eat potatoes fr
-excellent cook
-cottagecore
-too pure for this world
-freddo frog’s husband
-the mum friend
Theres more ⬇️
Merry Poppins
-“bruh”
-is constantly in hospital from doing something stupid
-has never felt romantic attraction in his life and doesn’t want to
-tweedledumb
-idiot number 1
-soulmates with pipe’n
-high out of his mind
Pipe’n (pippin)
-tweedledumber
-also too pure for this world
-chaotic good
-doesn’t know why he’s there but is thrilled anyway
-is very pretty but nobody realises :(
-demiromantic
-is also in hospital with merry poppins and probably aided in putting him in hospital
-idiot number 2
-also high out of his mind
-absolute menace when drunk
-arguably the best of the hobbits in the fellowship
Aragay (aragorn)
-bisexual disaster
-constantly sleep deprived
-chronically outside
-has fabulous hair idc what you say
-broromir’s husband
-probably on meth tbh
-drinks 12 espressos a day
-shares his jumper (sweater for Americans) with broromir
-very swag
-the second best hobbit father
-what every man should be
Broromir
-the bisexual disaster’s bisexual disaster
-aragay’s husband
-jock
-also has fabulous hair
-father is a crackhead
-the first best hobbit father
-people should love him more
-wears aragay’s “sweater” religiously
-dog whisperer
-looks like he could kill you but is really a cinnamon roll
-did not deserve to die
-never skips leg day
Gimlegend
-short king
-natural sprinter
-nobody tosses a dwarf
-super underrated
-married to legman
-would give superb hugs
-an actual legend
-drinks iron brew
-not so good with leg day
Legman (legolas)
-owns a collection of my little pony magazines
-sassy asshole
-doesn’t even need leg day (he is the legman himself)
-fabulous hair guy number three
-takes 45 minutes to shower
-takes “which disney princess are you” quizzes on buzfeed
-married to gimlegend
-secretly besties with his father
-aragay’s wingman
-the third bisexual disaster but not as disastrous
-has started at least three house fires
-20/20 vision
-they’re taking the hobbits to isengard