Gintoki - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

drinkin boba tea but instead of boba its red bean paste

i feel closer and closer to gintoki with everypassing day

Gintoki: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird. 

Gintoki on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh

Gintoki on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey, a dime!

Gintoki: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Cop: You ran a red light.

Gintoki: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Gintoki: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

Sakamoto: I'm an idiot.

Takasugi:

Gintoki:

Katsura:

Kurokono:

Sakamoto:

Takasugi: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Gintoki: Do you take requests?

Kagura, with a kazoo: Sure!

Gintoki: Stop. 

Gintoki: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the feelings I’ve been trying to ignore. 

Hijikata: What is wrong with you?

Gintoki: Loaded question. Elaborate.

Kagura: Can you check for monsters under the bed?

Gintoki: The monsters don't live under our beds, they live inside of us.

Kagura:

Gintoki: Goodnight.

*when they drop food on the floor*

Shinpachi: ugh. *throws it away*

Gintoki: five second rule!

Kagura: foolish germs, thinking they can stop me?! *eats it off the floor*

Shinpachi: If it were up to me, they would revoke your driver's license.

Gintoki: They are more than welcome to, considering I don't have one.

Shinpachi:

Shinpachi: Oh my God.