Giulia - Tumblr Posts
Luca: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Giulia: Wasn't Alberto with you?
Alberto: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Luca: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Giulia: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Alberto: Smad.
alberto: yeah, I’m kind of an expert in… makeup… things-
I've Never Seen Luka, But Jon Kent Has
Basically I've never watched Luka but I read a fanfic where Jon gets the teen titans to watch it (parallels are drawn between Luca and Alberto and Jon and Damian) so now I will be watching it and writing the thoughts I have during it
No I will not give context and spoiler warning ig
Love the music during the studio logos
We love a superstitious king, I mean, I have a feeling he has a point
IF THEY HIT HIM IMMA BE SO PISSED
Awww, he's such a polite little guy
Luca is a farm boy!!! I love my little Jon Kent varient :)
I, too, would risk my life for shiny object
I, too, do the murder
OMG THEIR SO JON AND DAMIAN BUT LIKE BEING HUMAN IS BEING A VIGILANTE AND ITS THE SAME AS THEIR START BASICALLY I LOVE THEM
HE EVEN HAS THE SUPERMAN CURL
Dami would say he invented walking
And pretend he's not proud of Jon
THEYRE SO CUTESY
Bruno? Or Bruce...o... you get the idea
Sorry, they have Luca grab Alberto like that and expect me not to see them as the most adorable little guy love story? Their so crushing on each other
"You're so lucky your dad lets you do what you want," cue Superman's comment about Bruce getting hit on the head all the time
NO WAY THEIR SENDING HIM TO (basically) BOARDING SCHOOL TO KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE "bad influence" THAT IS ALBERTO
Yes! Grandma, my queen!
"We can do anything" I love this movie
MY FRIEND SMELLS AMAZING
God I don't know her name yet but I love her
JULIA OR HOWEVER YOU SAY IT
We're not telling you our secrets! Tells secrets immediately.
FROM EVERYTHING YOU LOVE?????
I love Alberto so muchhhhhh
I love Mr dad human
Oh they know SOO many fish
No way everyone, including an adult, just saw that bitch rob some kids and didn't do shit
He is a sad little catfish
Why are his parents actually crazy
Aww, Alberto doesn't want to lose his friend
Noooooooo
Luca just wants to learn, and Alberto just wants to feel loved :(
How is the gayest looking dude there being homophobic?
When your new father figue wants to kill your entire species
Alberto got mad when Julia touched Luca's hand...
Why does Luca's hair looks like a croissant
NO LUCA WTF
I WAS ALMOST ON YOUR SIDE
GOD WHAT THE HELL
YES, MR DAD HUMAN, I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT KILL YOUR NEW SON
FUCK.
IM NOT CRYING.
Nooooo
Their fort :(
BESTIE NO
NO ALBERTO MY BABY NO
STOP PUSHING PEOPLE AWAY SO YOU DONT GET HURT. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK
God the organizer adult lady us such a bitch
Why is no one concerned that the scuba kid isn't coming up for air?
Aww, his little clap self tap in
It's totally about to rain
Well shit. Sometimes I hate when I'm right
WAIT WAS THAT ALBERTO
I TAKE IT BACK I LOVE WHEN IM RIGHT
FUCK
NO I TAKE IT BACK AGAIN
I love them so much!!!!
MR DAD HUMAN NO
MR DAD HUMAN YES
YAYYYY
KING
Is the mom the same person that voiced Aunt Cass in big hero 6?
YES LOVE ME THE OLD LADIES
BRO ITS SO ABOUT BEING GAY I LOVE THIS MOVIE
I decided it is a metaphor for older lgbtq people, feeling able to come out after younger generations have proved that times have changed, I love them
(They're sisters, so they're not together, but they can still be gay!)
BRO ALBERTO
THOSE LITTLE LOOKS
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE
JULIA 100% KNOWS
About his crush, not just Luca going to school
AHHHH HES SO SWEET
YES, MR DAD HUMAN, YOU NEED EACH OTHER
Their in love, your honor
THEIR LITTLE HAND HOLDING THING I CANT
IM SO MENTALLY ILL FOR GAY FISH
IM CRYING AGAIN
AHHH, THEY RIGHT EACH OTHER LETTERS
ALBERTO LOOKS SO SMITTEN WHEN THEY'RE ON THE PHONE
ALBERTO GETS HIS KNIFE
DOES HE BECOME A LIFEGAURD???
I love this movie
So much
DAMIAN ALSO HAS A CAT AND JON ALSO HAS A DOG
Also, here is my formal apology, her name is spelled Giulia, my b
Alberto learns to carve wood, awww
Also, does Luca EVER get shoes?
I've decided I need an Alberto to become a tattoo artist future au, at least like on the side or for fun or sm
The dedication is adorable
Yes, I just watched all of the credits. What about it?
I was rewarded with an after credits scene, so fuck you.
I'm gonna watch all the deleted scenes now, I'm not gonna specify which one so have fun guessing
Haha, they called Alberto and Luca the main relationship
BOO STOP TRYING TO GIVE LUCA A CRUSH ON GIULIA
YES! CONFORMED LUCA A GIULIA ONLY PLATONIC
YES ALBERTO CHEER ON THE KRAKEN AGAINST THE HUNTER
Also, she was almost a photographer, like TIM DRAKE?!?!?
Don't worry, Luca, I'll ride in a barrel lit on fire down a hill with you
Awww, they were raised by a lobsterrr
BRING BACK CANNED SEA MONSTER FACTORY
OH SEA MONSTER CAN PASS BUT IF THEIR FOUND OUT THE CONSEQUENCES MIGHT BE REALKY DIRE??? SOUNDS KINDA GAY TO ME.
Oh, Jon is extremely charming
I love how they used different animation styles (in how they had the characters move) on land and in the water
PH THE TRANSFORMATION ISN'T CELEBRATED IN LUCAS FAMILY AND HE MAKES IT A CONSIOUS DEASITION TO CHANGE HIS THINKING FROM I SHOULDNT DO THIS TO I SHOULD EMBRASE THIS? SOUNDS KINDA GAY TO ME
Bro, not the first version where Alberto outs Luca to Giulia, eek
And finally, Ciao Alberto!
Aww, Luca wants to see to Portorosso!
THE GAY OLD LADY SISTERS ARE DEFINITELY CLOSE WITH ALBERTO, AND I LOVE IT FOR ALL OF THEM
He finally has people who care about him!!!
AWW ALBERTO JUST WANTS MR DAD HUMAN TO BE PROUD OF HIM
Alberto, you do NOT got this
DONT LIGHT THE BOAT ON FIRE
OH SHIT
Noooo!!! Don't leave!!!
YOU'RE NOT HIS EMPLOYEE, YOU'RE HIS SON
HE CALLED HIM DAD!!!
YAY HUGS
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
MY HEART
I CANT
I love Alberto being an artist (a bad one, for now, but still and artist)
Okay, that's it, Ciao :)
Hi:) I really liked what you wrote about Alberto and Luca and wonder if you could wright something about how Alberto, Luca and Giulia would be like with a s/o that is way shorter than them
Thank you and have a nice day ☺️
YESSSSSSS! Even for Giulia the reader is fem! sorry if you don't like fem! reader.
Warning: Lesbian couple, Ercole getting punched.
/Aged up characters\
Masterlist
Alberto:
You became his mate when he turned 15-16.
Probably feels like protecting you. You are his mate after all.
Like anytime you're snuggling with him, just sit in his lap and rest your head on his chest. He will wrap his hands and not even move a muscle if you're sleeping.
When you're swimming with him he keeps a close eye on you because if you're human, he’s worried you might drown. So he holds you by the waist in the sea.
When you both sleep together in bed, you're always a tiny spoon. Alberto is big spoon, [it’s a ego thing (; ]
Waking up is a hassle, because he’s always on top of you with his face buried in your soft chest.
I can just imagine the reader getting bullied by Ercole, and running towards Alberto crying about being made fun of for being so tiny. First Ercole ruined his fishing trip with Mossimo, and made his mate cry.
So he had ‘a talk’ with Ercole. Well at least Ercole won’t make fun of you anymore.
But when you saw Ercole with a black eye, you know what happened.
But you didn’t feel bad for him, you're glad Alberto punched him in the eye. He deserved it, he even tried to kill Alberto and Luca when they were only kids.
Alberto loves you so much.
Luca:
You became his mate when he turned 16-17.
Same as Alberto, he feels like protecting you.
You just look like you're made of glass. So tiny and perfect, like a porcelain doll. So if you are in bed with him sleeping, he's a big spoon.
I can just imagine when he introduced you to his parents, they were so surprised. They thought he would pick someone who was a Dom, who was more serious than him. More impolite than him.
But you, you were the exact opposite.
You can’t be in his home very long. Because it’s underwater. If you're human then you can’t. It’s ok, he prefers the land.
But you're so small in this world, how can you even live without him, even trying to do normal tasks.
Like trying to get something off the top shelf at the store?
Or even help him with something?
Well, he’ll help you.
He loves you even if you're small.
Giulia
You became her girlfriend when she was 14-15.
She doesn't feel like protecting you. She feels that you can handle yourself, but if things you can’t handle get out of hand, she will step in.
When you are in bed, she’s a switch.
Some Days she wants to be a big spoon, some days she wants to be a little spoon. But she’s happy with either. If you feel comfortable
You both swim in the sea together. But, not for very long because both of you are humans.
In school both of you sit next to each other at lunch, but you can barely reach for Giulias hand on the other side of the table if she sits there. Because you're so short.
She thinks it’s super cute.
She gives you piggy back rides 24/7 because of how short you are, you weigh like nothing compared to a regular height human.
You always cuddle together on the beach and sunbathe, you both probably go shopping for swimsuits and go on a shopping spree.
She also thinks you're beautiful when you go into a bikini.
She loves you with all her heart.
~·𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙·~
Luca (movie):
Request
Smut: 🔞
angst: 💧
Spicy: 💦
Yandere:🔪
Fluff: 💞
Death: 💀
Fem reader: ♀️
Male reader: ♂️
Gender neutral:🫂
Alberto:
Alberto having a tiny s/o 💞♀️
Forgotten Fish. {Alberto x reader} [Summary: Alberto gets so caught up with Luca he forgets about something more. So reader greaves about it alone.] 💧♀️
Alberto reacting to his s/o sitting in his lap resting her head on his chest. 💞♀️
Luca:
Luca having a tiny s/o 💞♀️
Luca having his s/o sitting in his lap and her head resting on his chest. 💞♀️
RC9GN:
Randy Cunningham:
Randy Cunningham dating his s/o {Headcannons} 💞 ♀️
Randy cunningham with a bully as a girlfriend. ♀️
Standing in the rain with you. 🖤 (Randy Cunningham x fem, sister of Howard! Reader) [Summary: Reader has a horrible day and Randy comes to the rescue.] 💧♀️
Dib:
Invader zim:
PROFESSOR MEMBRANE:
VIRGIN! professor membrane x reader.🔞💦♀️
Different dimension lovers. [ Dib membrane x fem reader] {Summary: Reader crashes in the backyard of her previous boyfriend. But she in the wrong Dimension.} ♀️
Zim:
Period cramps. [Dib x reader] {Summary: reader has period cramps and Dib's confused.} 💞♀️
Concept! Dib membrane x reader. ♀️
WEIRD! Dib membrane x Popular female! Reader♀️💦
Period cramps. {Summary: Readers having cramps and she needs cuddles.}
Tmnt:
How the turtles sleep with their S/o. 💞 ♀️
Leo:
Mating season. [ Summary: Leo is in mating season and he can't help but think about you and come over to your place for a "chat".}🔞💧💦🔪♀️
Mating season. (Summary: 2018! Leo is in mating season and reader helps, Sub!Leo) 🔞💧💦♀️
Donnie:
Love potion. ( Summary: Donnie is making a laughing potion to use on shredder henchman but something went wrong, but you aren't complaining.) 💞 🔞💦♀️
First time. (Summary: Donnie is masterbating in his room and you caught him.) 🔞💦💞♀️
Mikey:
Hyper: (Summary: Mikey needs to burn off energy so reader helps him.)