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holds him up to you clenched in my shaking fist as he squeaks like a dog toy. an offering
infected Paul? Infected with what? Bisexuality?
I want to finish it so badly.
Of course, I picked a 4-minute-long song, so I can't promise anything.
I have too many unfinished animatics in my folders, help.
haha she’s so me😂
Oh god..she’s so me..🙁
Who I turn into anytime my parents make a sexual joke
Inside me there are two wolves
Attorney In A Hurry Stimboard
⛧With related stims
☾ self-indulgent
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HEY ITS ME WITH A SHIP POLL AGAIN (sorry not sorry!)
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A catboy weeb and his normal man™ catboy uncle
Individual cut of Paul and Richie:
YIPPEEEEEEEE ITS @theotherjagerman
The sports pages are eating rn🙏
I am still taking oc submissions! Theres only 4 who have applied rn and i would love more :3 (the info is on my blog)
Character belongs too @aleshfish !! <3
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (2)
Forever and Always
The fact that at least this version of Hidgens can legal officiate weddings.
Sylvia, seriously, we need to talk about this character more.
The shitty fan metaphor.
Paul refuses to live a life without cheese.
"It's the cheapest place in town without bed bugs, it wasn't rocket science, Ema."
"She doesn't love you!" "WHO KNOWS I JUST MET HIM, HE SEEMS ALRIGHT!"
Corey, on mute, dabbing his eye with a hankie at the ending like he did at the beginning.
Time Bastard
Hidgens is in some way utensiphilic and has somehow had relations with Siri, also, this was enough to make TED uncomfortable.
Jeff being the best Tinky (fight me)
The fact that the future CCRP never considered the fact that people would want to screw a perfectly obedient artificial humanoid that could look like anyone (This might actually be the most unrealistic Hatchetfield thing ever)
Joey's overall extra hammy performance this episode.
Nick's unique ending narration that almost gives the vibe that Tinky is the one telling the story.
Why I, as a Serbian Starkid fan, DESPISE the messaging of Black Friday
So, let me get something straight right off the bat, I'm not saying Black Friday is a bad musical, it isn't, but it has a message that, as far as I'm concerned, is outright factually wrong and delivers it an a maddeningly heavy handed way.
The Serbian part comes from the fact that my cultural background also means that I love Capitalism more than life itself, to the point where I starting to non-ironically consider it my religion.
So, the whole idea of Black Friday is what you have doesn't truly impact what makes you happy and ultimately isn't worth nearly as much as society says. The classic "money can't buy happiness" horse shit I'm sick to death of.
No, money doesn't buy you happiness, it's a symbol of the choice that you, as a participant of a Capitalistic system by the way, have in what you own and for what reason. In other words, money is how you get things, which enable you to have a broader range of experiences for both yourself and the people you care about.
Ironically, a plush toy might actually be the best example of why CAN in effect buy happiness. A plushie is something harmless and pleasant that can provide a physical sense of comfort for a child, help them develop when used in play, help build a parent-child bond, and as time passes, it becomes a monument to all the positive experiences had with it.
The second message is a slight undercurrent of "if you don't go out of your way to do good, you're doing bad", sure the show doesn't say it, but the way they handle Linda and Sherman makes this stance clear. This is another example where my upbringing in Serbian culture exposes how wrong the message is, ultimately, your money, time and possessions are yours (so long as you live in a Capitalist system and actually own your property and ability to work) and so long as your staying in the confines of the law, you are doing no wrong and no one has the authority to justify making you feel guilty about it.
That one scene where Becky complains about Linda buying a spot in line makes my blood boil, if I could, I'd jump into Hachetfield and puree the sanctimonious nurse bitch's sanctimonious nurse bitch skull with by bear hands.
The common thread with both these issues is that it assume that the warm tingly feeling ideas are the right ones, but what's nice isn't necessarily good or smart. And as a result of this the characters it uses to represent the stances it disagrees with end up being the ones with more texture to their characters and the ones I get more interested in.
This is why the message of Black Friday amounts to a polished turd, the show does a very good job of presenting it's message, but that doesn't change the fact that said message is just a bad one that doesn't hold up to the scrutiny of being applied in real life.
So, I was pretty negative in my last post about Black Friday, so let's check out one more
So, understandably, most people think the sniggles moving Wiggly's tendrils is non-diegetic and a limitation of the props, but I have an alternate headcanon.
Some time ago, I heard about a story wherein the main characters enters a cave that acts a the domain for a slew of drastically varying demons. Their leader is larger than most and has eyelids made of stone, they're so heavy that he has two servants hold his eyes open for him.
I like to think there's something similar going on with Wiggly's true form. His tendrils are heavy enough that even the facial muscles of his extradimensional body can't lift them on their own, hence the sniggles doing so for him.
Hachetfield as reddit sleep talking
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (3)
Jane's A Car
the opening music video, most of them are at least a little underrated, but this one is both a banger and hilarious
Jeff's literature professor character, who, as far as I'm concerned, after his treatment became the principal of Hachetfield High
All the double entendre in the first half of the story
The "Intimate" joke at the start, and also Paulkins
Call back to Santa Claus Is Goin' To High School
Tom actually gets it on with his possessed car, I know that's he joke, but we really should take a moment to process this fully.
The car puns from both Tom and Jane ("behind my back seat", "drives me crazy")
For that matter, the whole plot is a backseat driver joke
The way Jamie and Kim did that last line
The Witch In The Web
Pamela is an awful person but I commend her choice in men
The fact that the mantra of the Hachetmen is literally Sam Reimi's three laws of horror
Wiley's jacket is stolen from one of the alternate timeline Holloway's he's murdered
Willabella's monster form is likely a reference to the other mother from Coraline
The credits track is basically a distrack Webby wrote for her brothers
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (4)
Honey Queen
Roman being a great villain
"You don't need him to cheat for you, you can cheat for yourself!" I love Gerald
Malone, seriously, how is this guy not more popular, a slovenly private detective played by Joey with a joisey accent? That's amazing!
The FOX news joke
Homeless Ted as "Mr. Broadly"
Honestly, all the songs.
Nick!Hidgens (Nick-dgens?)
Whatever the voice is Corey did for that audience member
Linda being the only person who can actually keep Hidgens in check.
"I'll kick his ass, you kick hers, love you" Have I mentioned that I love Gerald.
The quality of the twist reveal with Nibbly, seriously.
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (5)
Perky's Buds
This is Grace's first on-screen appearance and it literally starts with her being sprayed with shit.
Gabe feels like he was also supposed to be NPMD somehow but got lost along the day in the writing room. And for as funny as it is, I wish Jeff got a bit more to do than cameo.
The Metzgers being one of the best examples of a horror hillbilly family. Especially Dylan as Bob
The fact Ziggy just refers to them as "those republicans"
"tig ol' bitties"
The fact that the plot is a marijuana themed retelling of Animal Farm.
The ending song showing that Ziggy is only good at traditional graphic design and not digital.
Abstinence Camp
How good Corey looks while smoking a cigar
"I'd like to have an intelligent conversation with you, in other words, shut up."
A classic decapitation-bate joke
"Well, if you two can't keep your hands to yourselves, I'll cut'em off!" We always talk about Boy Jerry's goofy threats but we don't talk about this enough
Pete owns a shake-weight
Ted's jazz mag saves the day, let that sink in.