Hermaeus Mora - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
I use this whenever the other Princes come anywhere near me (unfortunately 4 hours isn’t long enough)
Guys...
Guys hear me out...
*cough* I'd say shit like that about Hermaeus Mora *cough cough*
Oh mb chat. Had something in my throat
tumblr mobile is so hilariously shitty because you’ll post something like “i need to shred his pussy like a six string guitar” and that bright blue banner will pop up at the bottom of your screen like “wow, what a great post you just made! do you wanna blaze it for others to see?” no actually this is the website i go to to make sure no one will ever see this
heh... "friends"... heheh
Them: "How can someone like Hermaeus Mora?! He's the worse with his long speeches and tentacles!"
Me: *on my way into Apocrypha, to read some books and share some secrets with the best eldritch boy*
I'm not an artist
Got bored in Algebra today so me and my friends drew on the whiteboard table. I tried drawing tentacle dadd- I mean hermaeus mora. It's not that good bc im not an artist and all I had was 20 minutes, an expo marker, and a fictional crush
Any Skyrim mod creators out there, please, PLEASE make a mod that let's the dragonborn date Hermaeus Mora. I'm begging you, PLEASE make this. Even if it's not a dating mod, just make mods that involve more Hermaeus Mora content, even if it's not his normal voice (which is the hottest part), I still need this
A little, indulgent photo edit I've made.
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Do only I call him "Hermy"?
Hermaeus Mora Headcanons
-Hermaeus Mora has a distinct scent, as if someone left a rotten fish on a musty old book for several hours before removing it. Incidentally, this is also the smell of Apocrypha.
-One way to instantly get on his bad side is to call him Hermie. Sheogorath does this on occasion just to watch his reaction.
-Most of the books used to build the library itself are in some stage of decay. On occasion, the Seekers will become desperate enough to find a certain piece of knowledge that they’ll attempt pulling newer additions out of the columns, bringing entire swathes of library down around them.
-Each of Hermaeus Mora’s eyes sees differently. Some are far-sighted, some are near-sighted, and some see in other light spectrums entirely. He can create new eyes at will, which is handy if attempting to peer into tight spaces.
-As powerful as the daedric princes are, there’s a reason they keep to their own universe. If you’re feeling especially brave, ask Hermaeus about the time another eldritch horror thought he was seafood. (Or, ask Sheogorath. He’ll tell you all about it.)
Hermaeus Mora is the slutty librarian of the Daedric Princes group
Okay but hear me out. Hermaeus Mora teaching Miraak how to read. Like, for some reason, maybe he never had a reason to, Miraak never learned how to read. Eventually, he winds up in Apocrypha, and Mora has to go deal with a mortal or something, and Miraak has nothing to do. Mora comes back, expecting to find his Champion reading, cause hey, it's a whole realm of books and knowledge. But he finds a disgruntled Miraak sitting on the steps, and thats how he figures out Miraak can't read. And every few hours after Miraak's had his rest, Mora would sit down with the easiest book in Apocrypha and help Miraak learn the alphabet and different sounds and words, and eventually, Mora has to leave again, maybe congratulating the LDB on retrieving the Oghma Infinium, and comes back to Miraak reading fluently to a group of Seekers or something. And Mora has never been so proud of himself.
I don't draw him enough
fellas I just made a sound financial investment
My thoughts upon seeing the “???” one
“Is that Hermaeus Mora?” XD
idea: bath bombs but when they r done doing a fizzle, there’s a tiny sea monster/creature instead of the prizes they sometimes do
ive never even used or eaten a bath bomb before thank you so much