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Mcgonagall: Let's get creative. You owe me 1 gallon for every detention and I owe you 1 gallon for every point you hand out today.

Severus : deal. ***

Severus: You owe to 20 gallons.

Mcgonagall:

*The golden trio enters*

A few moments later...

Severus: *hands out his gringotts vault key*

*Lockhart enters*

Severus: If he is student, I would have to sell my home.

*Umbridge enters*

Mcgonagall: If she is a student, U would have to sell England.

*Severus 1st year*

Mcgonagall: Mr Snape, are u alright? You don't seem fine today.

*HarryPotter and the halfblood Prince*

Mcgonagall: Severus, are you alright? You don't seem your usual self today.

she ALWAYS cares

Some random guy: Hey lily! Would you like to check out my basement? I have got some nice pillar there.

Lily Evans: What about the attic? Oh right!... It's empty. You have to open a book between your legs to get me down there. Wait!...U haven't touched them but even 'u' do know these rectangular printed things called books exist *narrows eyes in doubt* ...right?

James: How was your date?

Sirius: It's great. He was fun, intresting, attractive and surprisingly thoughtful

James: but...

Sirius: *sighs wishfully*...but he isn't Remus.

Texting.... Long distance

Remus: what's ur body lotion babe? I am at a discount sale so...

Sirius: aww..but I have enough remu.

Remus: just tell me alright, I miss ur smell.