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hello my once a month high horny post:

i just wanna be a chubby housewife

i do laundry, dishes, sweep floors, things to keep me mobile, but i also bake a lot because i have a lot of spare time until you come home, and ive been meaning to catch up on that one show, or rewatch those movies.

i wanna get high so when you come home im sleepy and cuddly and cute, and so the munchies can kick in and i can dig into all those treats i made during the day

i want to be a little stress toy, squeezable, fuckable, cuddleable, anything you need after a long day

fuck yeah, marital malpractice for the win!!!

i have no clue what their ship name is but i swear it should be “marital malpractice”

theyre so gay and awful at it, any other people would breakup😔

I'm trying to be like this🥵

i wanna be a cute little free use housewife! maybe i’m doing dishes or cooking and you wanna fuck me so you just flip up my dress and start doing it ‘cause you want easy access so i don’t wear panties.👗👰🏻‍♀️🍳🥞

I’ve been having trouble trying to figure out what to draw and stay set on an idea so I just thought of the first two things that came to me and mashed them together. Those two things being cyclops and 1950s

(Gonna draw her a tall and sexy vampire wife soon 🤩🙏)

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VURGUN

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Gözlerim uykuyla barıştı sanma!

Sen gittin gideli dargın sayılır.

Ben de bir zamanlar sevildim amma,

Seninki düpedüz vurgun sayılır!..

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Yalan mı söyledin göz göre göre?

Ne zaman dolacak verdiğin süre?

Gönülden gördüğüm takvime göre,

Aldığım her nefes bir gün sayılır...

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Armağan ettiğin kutsal mendile

Akarken içimi dağlayan çile,

Manavgat denilen çağlayan bile,

Benim gözyaşımdan durgun sayılır!..

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Ne kadar zulmetsen ah etmem sana,

Her iki cihanda gül kana kana...

Seninle İstanbul ödüldür bana,

Sensiz Ankara bile sürgün sayılır!..

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Cemal Safi

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