I Hope The Vampire Knows How To Troll Through Online Blogs And Auction Sites For Vintage Yarn - Tumblr Posts

Fuck, that would suck sooo much!

imagine youre a vampire knitter.

You've been knitting a jumper.

you're almost at the end.

you're playing yarn chicken on the end of the last sleeve.

you lose yarn chicken.

you go to see if you can get some more of the same yarn.

you can't find anything similar so you look at the original company from the label.

the company hasn't existed for 100 years and the country it was made in no longer exists.