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You know how in the Russian accent they replace w with v.
Example: instead of water it pronounced vater
So does that mean that vodka's pronounced wodka?
Gotham city is just the reverse Disneyland. Instead of all of your dreams coming true it's all of your nightmares coming true.
If you stab a cereal box are you a serial killer?
Does paper classify as a stick?
I will steal your socks and souls.
Do you think if someone stayed submerged in the Lazarus pit long enough they could turn into a baby?
How does stone paper work in rock paper scissors?
Cuz like... Scissors cut paper but rock destroys scissors and stone paper is both rock and paper.
Following that same line of thought does that make stone paper a stick or a rock.
One One One One-One won one one.
Is a grammatically correct sentence. Because a singular person named (first) One (middle) One (and two last names {yes you can have two and you usually do if you're Mexican EX: Juan Angelo Rivera-Sanchez}) One-One Won a singular one
Why aren't pagans more afraid of Starbucks baristas?
We're just a bunch of atom's that can think.
I've given multiple people existential crisis in a very short amount of time, multiple times. Should I be concerned with my mental state? Probably. Am I going to actually get worried about it? No.
I see you.
You see me.
We all lost our sanity.
With a snap, crack, bloody splat.
Give the dog the bones.
The eldritch horror won't leave me alone.
Can eyes scar? Like... If you scratch your eye and it heals up does it scar? Do your eyes get scarred up after surgery? If they do does the scarring work the same as scarring on your skin?
If you light someone on fire is it arson or manslaughter?
Can I collect my tears and put them in an IV bag.
Cuz it is saline.
Carbon is in all living things as far as I'm aware. When you burn something organic its carbon gets released into the atmosphere. Gasoline is made up of dead dinosaurs. We burn it to fuel our motorized vehicles.
We're breathing in dead people.
If you eat a vampire is it cannibalism?
They are basically undead humans with super powers.
Is the inverse the same?