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Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

I’m looking for a Jerome Valeska fic that was on wattpad. The face claim was Melanie Martinez and the reader met him at the carnival before he killed his mom. She accidentally hit a guy with her car and Jerome helped her get rid of the body and there were a lot of steamy parts. And one scene with Barbara Jerome and reader. Please help! Also just remembered I believe there is a sequel and she is pregnant.

How They Hug You - Gotham

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Jerome:

(Possessive hug)

~ Jerome is playful and possessive so hugs are usually tight and they show people your taken

Bruce:

~ Bruce usually has his arms spread across your back holding for comfort

Temper Tantrums - Jeorme Valeska

Jerome x Fem!reader

Warnings: none

Word count: 518

Requested: hello, could you write on Jerome Valeska (Gotham fandom) a x reader with their children during the legion of doom of horrible bracks where the child or children argue or have a tantrums :) thanks for the reply - @Anon

Authors Note: I have not seen (or dont remember off hand) what you are referring to in your request but I think it turned out pretty good. Its just kinda cute Jerome and Reader have kids imagine with a kid having a temper tantrum.

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“I had it first!” Y/d/n pouted as her brother ripped the toy out of her grasp.

“No I did!” Y/s/n yelled at his big sister.

“Give it back!” she reached for it, to grap it back.

“No!” Y/s/n screamed standing up ad moving the toy out of her reach.

“Woah, what’s wrong?” Y/n asked her children as she came rushing into the playroom.

“Now what’s going on in here?” Jerome asked as well, entering the room not even a few seconds later.

“KIDS!” Y/n yelled over them as they both started to explain each of their sides about what happened. Once it was quiet she continued. “When you talk at the same time we can’t understand either of you.”

“Your mother is always right young ones.” Jerome rolled his head around. He learned that a long time ago. But he does wish that their kids would catch on to that as well. “Now explain.”

“I had the toy first and then Y/s/n came in and ripped it from my grasp.” Y/d/n explained looking to her parents with upset eyes.

“I wanted to play with it!” Y/s/n yelled at his sister’s acquisition of what happened, even though it’s the truth.

“It wasn’t your turn, you imbecile!” Y/d/n fired back crossing her arms over her chest.

“OK, calm down.” y/n spoke softly but her voice still held a sternness to it.

“Nice word choice my little one.” Jerome high-fived Y/d/n on her choice of words to use against her little brother.

“Jerome. Not the time.” Y/n glared at him.

“Alright, alright.” Jerome nodded in understanding that it wasn’t the time to applaud his daughter’s big and clever word choice. “Now Y/s/n, when your sister has something you want you have to ask if you can share it or don’t play with it at that time.”

“But dad you say all the time if we want something take it.” y/s/n whined and stomped his foot.

“Not when it comes to home. In this house, this family. Different rules apply. Get it?” Jerome stated sternly to his son so he would understand that he means business.

“No!” Y/s/n screamed in his father’s face before storming off.

“I’ll deal with him, sweetcheeks.” Jerome kissed Y/n on the forehead before heading off in search of their son.

“Thanks, Red.” she called out as he left the room.

Jerome had a feeling once they found out their second child was going to be a boy, he would more than likely turn out like him. They were lucky enough (as Jerome says) to have a girl first and for her to turn out exactly like her mother. But Jerome had a strict rule, that neither child was allowed to disrespect him or his wife.

Y/n doesn’t want to get between Jerome and her son right now. She knows he won’t lay a finger on him. So Y/n decided to join their daughter and color for a bit.

Begining of random conversations: Jerome (Gotham) and Mr. Valentine (An OC)

Context: Mr. Valentine is NOT a Gotham OC, but i realized for some reason, after having heard this conversation in my head, i could easily fit him into a Gotham/OC crossover AU. 

Anyway:

Jerome (Gotham) is bothering my Cannibal OC Mr. Valentine, who has just been admitted into Arkham. 

Mr. Valentine quickly stands up, or, in my head, teleports up, even though he cannot canonically do that, (as he is a normal human being except for his eating tendencies and birth defect), into Jerome’s face. 

Mr. Valentine, in a hushed and frustrated tone: Shut up or I’ll bake you into a pie...

Aperantly, most of the surrounding inmates heard it. They look over in his direction, somewhat freaked out. 

Jerome, however, is not frightened by it. 

Jerome: Oooh! What kind of pie? I always liked Cherry! Ooh, or Lemon Curd!

(I am having trouble finding out the direct following reaction of Mr. Valentine to Jerome joking about his threat. Would he huff about it and let it go for now? Or would he attack Jerome? Jerome shouldn't get too terribly injured in this scene, but maybe Mr. Valentine has a knife or blade hidden in his jacket sleeve and slaps Jerome in the face with it in his hand...)

'There's nothing more contagious than laughter' 🖤🃏#picoftheday #instagood #joker #batman #gotham #jerome #jeromevaleska #cameronmonaghan #love #pink #crazy #brucewayne #mad #laugh #milat #italy (presso Cologno Monzese, Italy)

Was James the Brother of Jesus?

Eli Kittim (Author)

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Given that Josephus didn’t believe in Jesus, he wouldn’t have written “the brother of Jesus, who was called the Christ.” So, it’s very likely that the James passage in book 20 of Antiquities is, at the very least, a partial interpolation.

This phraseology smacks of redaction as Josephus supposedly uses NT messianic terminology to refer to Jesus as the Christ! The purpose of the interpolation is seemingly to establish James both as a historical figure and as “the brother of Jesus.”

In fact, scholars such as Tessa Rajak and G. A. Wells, among others, have argued against the authenticity of the James passage for various reasons. Not to mention that there are conflicting reports between Josephus and other early Christian writers regarding both James’ type of death and time of death, which leaves a lot of room for conjecture and speculation.

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The scholarly preoccupation with James is so complicated and confusing that it has taken on a life of its own. Personally, I think it’s a circular argument. It probably started out as a simple acknowledgement on the part of Josephus of the NT writings and ended up as an elaborate conspiracy theory that fueled much scholarly debate. There are quite a few people called “James” in the Scriptural record, and many early interpretations give rise to wild speculations and cases of mistaken identity. For ex, James, son of Alphaeus is said to have been stoned to death. The similarity of his purported martyrdom to that of James the Just, has led some scholars, notably James Tabor and Robert Eisenman, to assume that these “two Jameses” were one and the same. This specific identification of James, son of Alphaeus with James the Just, as well as James the Less, has been asserted since medieval times. Obviously, these presuppositions lead to divergent interpretations. There is also much scholarly disagreement about James’ exact relationship to Jesus.

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Archaeological findings do not support a historical James either. We know, for example, that the James Ossuary is a forgery.

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Surprisingly, however, there is wide attestation to James from Hegesippus, Clement of Alexandria, Epiphanius of Salamis, Jerome, the apocryphal works of the Gospel of the Hebrews, the Gospel of Thomas, and so on. But we need to put these findings in perspective. Many of these writers come from centuries later, and they’re doing Midrash (interpretation), irrespective of whether the James story is historical or not, much like men of letters who have expounded on works of Shakespeare throughout the centuries. So, the wide attestation to Hamlet, for example, doesn’t mean that he’s a real, factual, historical person. Thus, despite its wide attestation, the story of Hamlet is still a legend.

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According to the gospel narratives themselves, there is strong evidence that James was NOT the brother of Jesus, so that no matter what Josephus wrote, it was wrong. Even if the James passage in Book 20 turns out to be authentic, which I seriously doubt, it would still be false contextually and linguistically because Josephus suggests a biological blood-relationship between James and Jesus, which is unwarranted according to the sitz im leben of the gospels.

Both the Church Fathers and the Gospels reveal who the so-called “brothers” of Jesus are

Here are the proofs:

Mt. 13.53-57 names the so-called “brothers” of Jesus: James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas.

There are scholarly debates about the precise relationship of these men to Jesus that goes back to the Patristic Fathers.

We also know that the term “brother” can be employed to convey the meaning of “cousin” or “ nephew (see Gen. 13 & 14).

In Jn. 19, just before his death, when Jesus entrusts the safekeeping of Mary to John, it seems highly unlikely that Jesus would’ve done this if he was survived by his brothers, such as James. It would’ve been their obligation to take care of their mother.

Mt. 27.55-56 references Mary, the mother of James and Joseph (who were mentioned back in Mt. 13.55 as the so-called “brothers” of Jesus).

Mt. 27.59-61 depicts the so-called other Mary (mother of James & Joseph), who is obviously not Mary, the mother of Jesus. This implies that James and Joseph cannot possibly be the sons of Mary, the mother of Jesus.

In other words, even from the point of view of the allegorical narratives, James and Joseph cannot be portrayed as the brothers of Jesus.

In Jn. 19.25 Mary, the mother of Jesus is clearly distinguished from her “sister” Mary, the wife of Clopas. It demonstrates that the terms “brother” or “sister” don’t necessarily mean a blood-brother or blood-sister but rather a relative of some kind——perhaps even a brother in the faith.

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External Evidence

Eusebius, Church History, 4.22.4: Simon, who was earlier mentioned as the “brother” of Jesus, turns out to be a cousin.

Eusebius, Church History, 3.11-12: Here we have, once again, a reference to cousins.

Eusebius, Church History, 3.32.1-6: Judas, the so-called “brother” of Jesus also turns out to be a cousin.

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Summary

Therefore, both the internal and external evidence demonstrate that James could not have been the biological brother of Jesus in any sense, whether literal or historical.

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Characters I would let do unspeakable things to me idgaf

What is he trying to do to me? 😩 🥵

And HOW does he MOVE LIKE THAT!?!🤨

He is F.I.N.E fineeee 🤤🤤🤤

I had a lot of fun with this! Thank you so much! 💚

1. CIX Hyunsuk / MMM - TREASURE…uhhh what exactly are we doing on our first date huh Suk? 🫣👀

2. BTS Jungkook / I Really Want You - SHINee…I sense some sexual tension here..maybe a love hate sitch😏 buuuttt I’d probably whoop his ass in a pillow fight ngl 💁🏽‍♀️

3. TO1 Jerome / IDOL - BTS…this would literally be so much fun with Rome..we’d get so hyped and probably crash tho 🤣

4. EXO Sehun / Tear Drop - SF9…I feel likeee..I would actually kill someone to see him do this 💯

5. TREASURE Junkyu / Cat & Dog - TXT …BROOOO this song already gets my ass popping but you better believe me when I say ill shake my ass on Junkyu ANY GOD DAMN DAY! yessirr 🫡

6. TXT Soobin / DU DU DU - TAN …this seems like a v toxic song to break up to…but also our relationship was probably toxic af knowing me 🫣

7. MONSTAX Kihyun / - 12.24 - OMEGA X….I LOVE THIS SONG and it fits the vibe…but I feel like I’d probably laugh and ruin the moment…😅

8. ATEEZ Yeosang / That$ Money - P1Harmony…I mean I can picture it but it’s kinda random. 😅

RANDOM SONG GAME.

(No cheating)

Write down the name of your top 8 biases from 8 of your favourite K-pop groups first and the put your playlist on random shuffle and imagine these situations with the bias from that specific Number.

While the song plays, enjoy the following situation as per the number:-

START

1) This bias and you going on a first date. The song describes what you are actually doing on the date.

2) This song plays while you are having a pillow fight with your No. 2 bias.

3) A song you are screaming the lyrics to while going on a looooong drive with your third bias from the list.

4) While attending the concert, your fourth bias will dedicate this song to you. Imagine it's a cover if the song belongs to different group or artist.

5) You are dancing in the club with your fifth bias to this song.

6) This bias is breaking up with you and the song now playing has the reason in it.

7) Your seventh bias and you are travelling in an underground subway and this song is playing through your shared earphones while you guys have strong eye contact. (Hope it doesn't become funny and stays romantic lol)

8) People are making edits of you and your eighth bias and the song that they keep on using in this one.

Do reblog and share your results. ENJOY <3

cutie showing off his eye sparkles ✨

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

Read on the interwebs that Jerome’s EP is in the process of getting on to Spotify. Don’t give me hope…

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ jerome layouts

🇧🇷: A MULHER LITERALMENTE FEZ O FANDOM TODO PENSAR QUE ELA ATRAVESSOU A RUA SEM OLHA OS DÓIS LADOS, E ACABAR SENDO ATROPELANDA POR UM AVIÃ! PRA NO FINAL ELA POSTAR UM DESENHO E VOLTAR A DORMIR POR MAIS 120275 ANOS!

🇺🇲:THE WOMAN LITERALLY MADE THE ENTIRE FANDOM THINK SHE CROSSED THE STREET WITHOUT LOOKING BOTH SIDES, AND ENDED UP BEING HIT BY A PLANE! SO AT THE END SHE POST A DRAWING AND GOES BACK TO SLEEP FOR ANOTHER 120275 YEARS!

jermonty? :3

i get ask for jermonty - i get reminded of ghost who ships jermonty - i draw the @ask-zombie-kid au that belongs to said ghost

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More Whiteboard doodles and with the Principals this time, God I love em 😭

jerome smut with a chubby/curvy bimbo reader plsss💖💖💖

Ofc!! Lmk if you want me to re-do it <3

Good Doll

Pairing: Jerome Valeska x Bimbo!Chubby Reader

Word count: 384

Warnings: NSFW! Praising kink, somewhat abuse, choking, dom jerome/ sub reader, orgasm control

A/n: Hehe first Jerome smut..eh sorry for the mistakes

You were on the couch watching some show that came on when you heard a loud groan and a closed door come from the entrance of the house. Getting up quickly to go check if Jerome was home, assuming from the noise. You walk towards the kitchen where ruffling was coming from, things being thrown on the floor or outside, clatter noise.

“Honey?” You call out as you get closer to the noise.

Entering the kitchen you see Jerome, leaning on the marble counter with his hands on his forehead.

“Go away” he mumbles, slowly coming out with a sigh of frustration.

You get closer to Jerome trying to comfort him, but as soon as you raise your hand to put on his back he gets up looking at you with annoyed expression. He traps you with his arms by your side, with his face close to your ear breathing deep into the side of your neck.

“When I tell you to do something..you do it, doll” He says as he moves his hand upward on your thigh, squeezing it harshly.

He removes his hand, turning you around roughly, moving his hand to your throat, pushing himself on your ass. If he loves anything about you it would be your body and ass..god especially your ass, he’d always compliment how perfect it was shaped. Pushing your sweat pants down along with your underwear, then putting his fingers inside you making sure that his doll was ready for him. He finally thrusts inside you making you scream from pleasure, allowing you to take his cock fully in you, pounding deeper while also holding on to your hair so he could hear your beautiful moans.

“God you are such a good girl for me, allowing me to use your body as I please and want” he groans, laughing slightly afterwards.

“Jerome-“ you cried, feeling your close coming in only such a little time.

“Hold it! I'm not done” he says, thrusting more into you now removing his hand from your throat, allowing you to bring your head down, breathing, holding back as best as you can.

He went on till he reached his climax along with yours, reward you the next day with a diamond necklace for being such a good doll for him.

I'm the one who requested chubby I love it! Can we (chubby/fat bimbo gorls) get some headcannons with jerome💖💖💖

Ah im glad you liked it! I’d be happy to do it…<3

Jerome Headcanon: Dating Bimbo!Chubby Reader

Warnings: NSFW!

A/n: I hope you guys like it…eh sorry for the mistakes

SHOPPING!!!

Shopping would include buying you; lingerie, undergarments, and jewelry

If anyone had looked at you while trying lingerie…sure enough they would beg for mercy to not die under Jerome’s wrath

He would mumble dirty things under his breath while you shopping such as

“I can’t wait to rip that off of you”

“You’ll look so pretty being submissive under me wearing that revealing cloth”

“Your body is so perfect to fuck underneath me”

During sex his favorite position would be you riding him, the way he would grab your thighs so hard that it makes bruises in the morning

Worshiping you is what he does best giving you gifts and on certain occasions being submissive under your touch allowing you to do whatever to him

If he had a bad day you would do anything to make him happy even if it would just end in him fucking you to be stress relieved

There will be days where you would be so good that he’d give you something to reward you for your good behavior call you his “Good little,doll” or his “Perfect good girl”

another chubby bimbo with jerome one (sorry😰😉) can we have the sfw version!?!?💖💖💖

omg im so sorry this took me a while to write!! I hope you enjoy it<3

Jerome Headcanon: Dating Bimbo!Chubby Reader

Warnings: None

A/n:I hope you guys like it!!….eh sorry for the mistakes

You first met Jerome at the circus when you went with your best-friend

He was out for a walk around the food area since he wanted some fresh air from the the trailer

He had bumped into him while he was lost in his thoughts

“Im so sorry!” He worries grabbing your hand looking at you, sincerely

That’s the first time you ever saw/talked to him and from then every time he came to your city you would go visit him in his trailer

After he was sent to Arkham (multiple times) you began to question if you knew him at all

Soon enough he came for you, sending you gifts to your apartment such as; flowers with a card, signature from - J <3 or pictures of himself with blood on or if he was in a good mood jewelry (sometimes with his initial on it)

You never knew how he found your address since you hadn’t seen him in years because of Arkham

His obsession grew with you when he started dating you but grew more intense when saw you again

It took you a while to get used to his lifestyle although he never included you in anything, the worst you saw was blood on him

Jerome tried to protect you from anyone hurting you

If anyone would disrespect you best believe he would most definitely have them beg for mercy

He would take you on private dates because he wouldn’t want anyone to notice him

Or shopping in a disguise buying you anything you wanted, no matter the price, even if you looked like you liked it he would buy it

He would have you model every clothing item complimenting every part of your body

“You are so beautiful, darling”

“You are all mine”

“Im so happy that you are my girl, beauty”

Every Friday night you guys would sit down to watch a movie or play a game maybe hangout with a few of his friends