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If you having a had time right now just talk to the person you love and trust 🧡🧡
one man type of partner
Jshlatt x reader
Warning: Jake pal is in this but only for like a minute or so I promise now I’m a need y’all to hold in your vomit cuz he flirts with reader for a bit
summary: you, ted a shlatt where just finishing up a chuckle sandwich cas with jack pal as the guest and he ends up making reader really uncomfortable with his cat calls as ted and shlatt are rapping up the cas
I was like every normal podcast with you , Ted and your loving boyfriend schlatt and with a guest you weren’t quite fond of now the guest was the internet star known for being to creator of prime, Jake pal
You agreed with ted that you’d put on a fake face and pretend to suck up to him so and promised you’d never have to go through it again
you were sat next to schlatt on the outside of the table like you usually are ted and schlatt were asking jake questions and sharing stories
Now it was in the middle of the into recording when jack turns to you and asks you a really flirtatious question about your love life and ask if you were seeing anyone
You calmly told him “yes I am in fact seeing someone, it’s schlatt” you said motioning to him with a serious look on your face
why would he even ask that is so fucking obvious with how close Shlatt hold you to him his grip now tighten on you as a sign that he was getting fed up with Jake BS
jack of course didn’t notice and soon all most surprised, you were now at the end of the podcast you left the recording room and went to go stand off some were and wait for schlatt to finish up so you could go home and take a well deserved nap together
but as you where waiting Jake came out to head home himself but instead of continuing his walk out he stopped by you and started talking with you
he asked if you were really into men like shlatt and all you could do was laugh at him “ Yes unlike most men who lie cheat and fake schlatt Ioves me and sure he cube an ass so times but I love him
you said hoping he’d take that as targeting him “ wo wo wo doll face calm down” schlatt butted into your heated scolding section with Jake it end up with you apologizing bitterly to him
you’ll never forget the look on his face tho the look of per fear when the quiet shy girl snapped on him he nervously excepted you apology and continued his way out
“ Christ babe you chowed him up what he do this ti-” he “asked” before you cut him of with a soft passionate kiss To his lips
“ he was being a dick i could stand there and listen you his BS” you hugged on to him tightly “ I love you jay” “love you to doll”
What do you mean this didn’t happen?
The toxicity in this fandom/community needs to stop.
Jshlatt got doxed 8 times. People have tried to dox dream twice. Thunder1408/Jack Manifold took a break because of all of this as far as I’m aware. Wilbur Soot ended stream early because of chat.
The fact that I can go to a friend and say “Jshlatt got doxed again” and they wont even hesitate to believe me disgusts me. Its sad its a norm here.
All of its a bit. They all have personas. Learn how to separate their persona from the person. Learn how to respect the person. Learn how to be a decent person with morals and common sense.
Don’t send death threats to creators over bits. Its honestly sad I have to say it. Grow up.
And while we’re still on the topic, respect their goddamn boundaries. Before you write fanfiction or draw art see what they are okay with being drawn in or written as and what they are not okay with.
Example: Eret, Schlatt, Tommy, Tubbo, etc aren’t okay with shipping. Wilbur Soot doesn’t want to be put in NSFW works, as do many other people. Just because the dream team is okay with everything doesn’t mean the rest of the smp is. Do your research.
If a creator doesn’t wanna be treated a certain way, do no treat them like that. Tommy, Tubbo and Dream don’t want to be babied. Don’t treat them as such. nothing more to it.
While I’m still here it’d be best to say it, don’t shame creators for their body types or draw them completely wrong because of the excuse of “his mc skin”. Doesn’t work. Don’t shame Sapnap for being chubby, don’t shame Fundy for being skinny, don’t white wash Skeppy in art, etc.
You’re like fourteen. A creator is not going to date you. I don’t know why it has to be said. Do not send hate to the ladies or gentlemen they date. that is their life and its good enough they trust us enough to share that.
Don’t look for a creators personal info. Just don’t. Its disrespectful, its creepy, and it can even be dangerous for them in some cases. (cough cough dream cough cough) (there are many examples, I just think a good one is dream)
Don’t talk about other streams during a certain cc’s stream unless they ask. Don’t try to tell your streamer to do something else than what they are doing in their stream already? Don’t wanna watch a minecraft stream? Wanna see cc play among us? Switch streams. Watch vods.
My lovely og minecraft watchers out there, as someone whos watched mcyts for literal years, I think its time to say, do not send hate to newer watchers. Just because they started later than you does not make them a “fake fan”.Â
One last thing to say. The fact that creators have to tell off their chats for being toxic so much disgusts me. Don’t try to derail a stream because of something another streamer is doing. Don’t say toxic stuff when a creator is doing a bit. DO NOT SEND THEM DEATH THREATS OVER SOME SORT OF BIT. Have respect and have common sense. Grow up.
I know this wont get to the millions of people in the fandom/community but, to those who it did get to, just have some respect and decency. Its not hard.
Lets try to do better guys. We need to.
still having Toby and Quackity (and Schlatt) brainrot. this is based off the fanfic Rewind you can read it here!! i dunno i just really like Quackity??? i really like Toby too... Tobby my beloved <3
Tommyinnit Headcannon
So, as a classic dumbass, I decided in my own mind, that Tommy, as in Tommyinnit, used to be a dancer, the only person who knows is Fundy, and that’s because Fundy used to do dance duets before The Election.
 Tommy also knows how to do Aerial Silk, which is how he used to get adventure when he was trapped at home. No one knows about this talent, but because he’s a dancer, and does Aerial, he has a really good body, like, he’s ripped, but he rarely takes off his shirt and zip-up hoodie so no one has ever seen his body.Â
The way he lets it slip is when he close to Manberg borders without him realizing it, and he just starts dancing ballet, Shlatt, Tubbo, George, and Quackity find him and are about to arrest him but all are taken off guard on how this, loud, cocky, arrogant boy, can dance like a butterfly and move like butter. they make plans and then ask Tommy to join them in the festival, which Tommy, actually agrees to.
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY YIPPIE!
(Ignore the tags lol)
This Dream SMP space pirate au has been living rent free in my brain for weeks, enjoy!
So, The dream smp is a mess, ain’t it?
Dream smp spoilers under the cut, and a TW for blood/Stitches/Removed limbs
(For context, This drawing under the cut was inspired by Quackity’s desire to resurrect Jshlatt, My mind just went to Frankenstein’s monster and Big Q the Scientist.
Ok that’s it have a good day fellow humans
Dream SMP but the non humans are actual animals
:P
DSMP Small Town AU
ok so this is gonna be clumsy and probably a little ooc at times, but I made an AU!!!! this is just the basic idea cause I couldn’t figure out how to put down everything I had, but I’ll add the other bits in other posts. Ask me anything, suggest headcanons, go nuts! Inspired by @dazenightmare’s store au, so check them out, but anyway here goes nothing!
Phil, Techno, Ranboo, Tommy, and Tubbo work at Techno’s garden supply store
Techno is the owner, but he leaves most of the managerial stuff to Phil
Wilbur sometimes helps out
They play unassuming videogame music over the store sound system. Tommy snuck Pigstep onto the playlist, and he and Techno rap to it sometimes
Tubbo likes to watch the bees in the flower bushes
Techno has a potato plant in his office that’s older than Tommy and has produced ungodly amounts of potatoes
The garden store doesn't have a uniform/dress code because it's just whatever Phil will let them leave the house in
Tommy and Tubbo once made a fort out of bags of mulch
Wilbur, Fundy, Niki, and Quackity work at Wilbur’s pawn shop
It’s kinda the hangout place
Their “uniform” is a flannel.Â
Wilbur blasts closing time by semisonic to tell his employees to go home
Quackity creates a civilization in the unexplored back corner of the pawn shop and manages to kidnap most of the candy store staff plus Karl. Wilbur is incredibly confused
Friend is a stuffed sheep that showed up at the shop one day and Wilbur took one look at it and went “this is the entire backbone of my emotional stability now”
Tommy and Tubbo sometimes help out
Tubbo likes the rotary dial phone and Tommy likes the spoons
Someone pawned a set of boomwhackers. Chaos followed
Bad, Skeppy, Ant, and Sam work at the Nook Cafe
It kind of becomes a place that moms can leave their kids at while they run errands because they’ll be taken care of
Skeppy acts out little stories for the kids. He always asks the kids who should be his princess in the stories and they always say Bad. Bad protests every time but always gets into it and has fun with the kids and Skeppy
Bad bakes the kids treats
There’s this one little boy who is just constantly clinging to Antfrost. He wears a cat hoodie
Sam keeps their appliances running
They have one coffee machine that Sam has been wrestling to keep running for years. Bad refuses to replace it because Skeppy named it
Dream, Sapnap, and George work at the candy store
Dream is just managing in place of the absentee owners
George handles the chocolate because he’s colorblind
Sapnap likes giving kids free samples
Dream is good at making old fashioned hard candiesÂ
Sapnap gets mesmerized by the taffy puller often
Someone shows one of them candy store from heathers and now all three of them sing it or catch themselves humming it all the time
Karl is an author, Puffy owns a flowershop, Shlatt is Fundy and Quackity’s landlord, Eret drives the town’s singular taxi, and Purpled makes money running errands for the townsfolk and various businesses in town.
I’ll post more about this, but feel free ask about it or share ideas!!
Because my brain is doing this now, some dsmp people as, like, times of year or sorts of days.
Sapnap is the part of winter when the excitement of the snow has worn off but the cabin fever hasn’t set in yet. When there’s a decent amount of snow on the ground and it’s not first snow sparkly but not gross and brown either.
George is that bit at the beginning of spring when everything is kind of wet cold, but you can tell that it’s not winter anymore and everything is muddy.
Dream is state fair season at the end of summer when everything is exciting and busy but there’s that little bit of latent anxiety with school coming up again.
Eret is those days in any season when you step outside and everything feels a little off from reality, but in like a pleasant, ethereal way. Fairy days.
Quackity is those days in summer when you can tell that you’re neighbors are barbecuing.
Ranboo has distinct late/mid school year vibes. The perfect blend of stress and not giving a shit.
I feel like Techno is those days when it's raining just the lightest little bit but the sun is still shining.
Tubbo is the day when it was supposed to rain really hard but then it's sunny and beautiful all day.
Tommy is the day before the Fourth of July. I don't really have an explanation for this.
This might be exclusive to me, but Shlatt is a summer family reunion where you can count the people you recognize on one hand. And the venue edges just a little bit into uncomfortably warm.
Bad is the last day or two of school when you don't have anything to do and your locker is all cleaned out so you're just there in this weird luminal space suspended between structure and freedom.
Conversely, Skeppy is the first week of summer when everything is exciting and you feel all that summer potential rising up and you think about all the things you'll do when really summer is just the freedom to do nothing remotely productive for three months.
Wilbur is a good solid thunderstorm day where the sky turns black and the air smells like electricity, but only if one enjoys thunderstorms. If one is unsettled by thunderstorms then that is simply not the vibe.
Niki is autumn. Not for the holidays or for the colors or the pumpkin spice or anything like that, but for the ability to once again wear sweaters and layers of clothes. And also specifically the very beginning of fall when most of the trees are still green but once in a while you see one that's bright red orange or even the ones that go just ever so slightly red pink.
Karl is a late spring early summer day where the temperature is perfect but there's like a slightly chilly breeze but otherwise it's beautiful and the only problem is that the sun is literally too bright to open your eyes.
Phil is a winter day with really good packable snow and it's sunny so even though you bundle up to go outside you take your coat off after like a half hour, and your probably gonna do some sledding of questionable safety.