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Jeff the Killer Headcanons!!

literally nobody asked for this but these have been sitting in a doc for like a year so i wanted to share :)) (I WILL DRAW HIM ONE DAY!!!)

•19 yrs old and 5'9

•multitude of piercings: 14mm ear gauges, along with snake bites, nips, a navel, an eyebrow piercing on either side, second lobes, and an industrial on the right side

•is naturally brunette but dyes and cuts his hair himself. usually uses the cheapest black box dye he can find at the drugstore, and has a classic 2000s emo cut but messier and slightly below shoulder length (when hes lazy he just hacks away at his hair with a knife and calls it a day)

•picked up guitar playing cuz he thought it was cool and sexy but he totally kinda sucks at it (he cannot keep a hobby to save his life)

•raspy voice from smoking so goddamn much; in the morning hes practically whispering

•nails are always painted black but theyre always chipped cuz he picks his fingers when hes bored or anxious

•kind of a twink but has some muscle mass in his upper body (still skinny to the point where you can see his ribcage) (i guess hes more of an otter 💀)

•has a trampstamp he got while absolutely WASTED

•his car floor is completely covered in cans and bottles and garbage

•and it smells like cigarettes and is practically falling apart

•actually everything he owns absolutely reeks of weed and cigarettes and also blood

•bisexual and usually prefers he/him pronouns but he seriously couldnt care less

•TRANSGENDER.

•cant go a whole 5 seconds without making a sex joke or mentioning his huge dick

•has a really bad temper and would literally pull a knife on you for beating him in mario kart

•favorite band is BMTH and enjoys hardcore, deathcore, and most metal genres the most

•ADHD

•insane pyrophobia due to trauma related to fire

•absolutely no shame whatsoever. literally wanders around the slender mansion wearing nothing but boxers and dirty socks with a cigarette in his mouth and a bottle of jack daniels in his hand

•wears crop tops occasionally just to show off the belly button ring (AND HE LOOKS AMAZING)

•really bad at showing affection but tries his best. he doesnt usually like showing his softer side and hes very defensive but you can tell he cares deep down

•super impulsive when it comes to killing. if something small sets him off he will not hesitate to go on a rampage. if someone looks at him wrong he'll overthink it and wont rest until they're bleeding on the ground gasping for air

if this does well i'll do part 2 cuz theres a lot more where this came from :D OK BYE HOPE U LIKE

MORE jeff hc's!!!!!!

thank u for the love on the last one i love writing these sm ^___^

•can fit like 11 cigarettes in his wide ass mouth at once

•half asian (his mom is chinese)

•his hair is really thin because it never grew back properly after being burned

•hates being wrong more than anything else on the planet. sometimes he knows hes wrong but will NEVER admit it and fight to the death over it

•bpd representation 💯💯💯

•something in my brain tells me he cant die. kind of like a johnny the homicidal maniac situation. he never gets caught and he never dies (he can still get seriously injured but he will always come back when u least expect it)

•always has to be in control of the aux in every vehicle hes in and is so obnoxious when his favorite songs come on

•also yells "I SAW THIS LIVE" every time a band he saw live comes on

•barks at random unsuspecting people through the open passenger window

•always stealing shit off his victims after killing. he has a whole ring collection because of it, and of course he steals wallets for weed money

•also steals from slenderman but you didnt hear that from me

•"saying jeff is a douchebag is like saying the sky is blue." -toby

•kind of guy that takes out his bottled up emotions on everyone around him and then hates himself for it

•wears the same gross outfit all the time. just grabs one of the 3 pairs of crusty skinny jeans from off his floor and of course the musty ass dirty ass torn apart ass hoodie

•smile dog is truly his best friend. he feels like nobody understands him like smile does. he loves taking him for walks in the woods while smoking a cigarette and having deep conversations with him (not that he actually responds but jeff knows smile can understand what hes saying)

•horror movie enthusiast, from obscure fucked up ones to super cheesy ones. he has a whole shelf dedicated to his horror movie collection

•has an addictive personality, which is partially why he has a drug and alcohol abuse problem and struggles with self harm

•rarely goes out in public because hes known to have violent outbursts. he once committed mass murder at a burger king because people were looking at him weird and EJ had to drag him out of there before the cops showed up

•HATES the light he literally duct taped over his windows so the light couldn’t get in (he forgot blackout curtains exist)

•his room smells like pennies, skunk weed, and foot stank

•is actually an incredible artist but acts like hes not. literally everyone loves his work except for him

•secretly loves cartoons. he loves taking bong rips and watching scooby-doo to escape reality :)

•has never had a healthy relationship with anyone in his life, usually just sticks to hookups

•its a miracle this man is still alive considering he survives off gas station snacks and week old sodas that have been sitting on his nightstand

•speaking of he once drank an old dr pepper after he forgot he put out a cigarette in it

•got a tramp stamp when he was blackout wasted

•writes random thoughts and draws little doodles all over his bedroom walls; it kind of looks like a mental asylum in there

•also his bed is literally just a blood stained mattress on the floor with no sheet and a singular pillow and blanket

•so fucking broke he will do anything for a hundred bucks

•writes the most foul hate comments under every post he disagrees with

•he loves video games, his favorite being postal 2 (hes OBSESSED)

jeff the killer playlist!!!! woohoo!!!!!!!

songs i think he would listen to and also just songs i associate with him

Jeff's Relation to the Other Pastas

plz dont come for me this is my own personal au or whatever im not claiming these as facts o___o

also sorry if i didnt add ur favorite i just did the most relevant ones ig idk sorry this kinda sucks!!!!!

🩻EJ: #bestfriends4lyfe they clicked when they first met and they've been best friends ever since. they have the kind of friendship where they can just sit in silence doing their own thing just enjoying each other's presence. EJ doesn't talk much anyway and Jeff respects that. they do everything but also nothing together, its really sweet.

🪓Toby: they definitely have a thing going on IM SORRY SUE ME. they have a history of absolutely hating each other but over time they both realized they were trying to hide their attraction to one another. jeff always looked for reasons to be closer to toby, even if it was just to bully him. either way toby yearned for jeffs company. now they both bully each other but affectionately

🖤Jane: NUH UH. KEEP THEM AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AT ALL COSTS. these 2 in a room together is basically opening pandoras box

🎮BEN: they are the epitome of straight boys that claim to be straight but act so painfully gay with each other. they will literally make jokes about fucking but get offended when someone questions it. theyre also the ones who are always staying up all night playing video games and waking everybody up with their screaming and yelling

🎀Nina: nina is jeff's crazy ex girlfriend. they stayed friends after the breakup but nina is still super clingy and jeff uses that to his advantage to boss her around all the time. little does he know she still snips locks of his hair when hes not looking and has a whole shrine for him in her room :3

🧸Sally: jeff treats sally a lot better than the rest of the pastas. shes basically jeff's younger sister; they have movie nights together every weekend and they also play a lot of dress-up and hide and go seek. sally also likes to force jeff to let her give him makeovers. jeff is like a different person around her, its nice to see him be silly every once and a while

🍬LJ: jeff annoys the absolute shit out of this man. hes like the authority figure that jeff likes to disobey just to be annoying. he roasts the absolute shit out of him for being a clown and pulls pranks on him constantly but always hides before LJ can beat the living shit out of him. jeff is like 2 whole feet shorter than him but hes somehow not scared of him. LJ is like his own personal punching bag for no reason

Keith Mitchell Headcannons

Basic Info

Name: Keith Mitchell

Age:

19 (depicted here)

25 (last seen)

Height: 5'4

Hair color: Dirty Blonde (just extremely dirty hair)

Eye color: Brown

Status: Missing

Personality: Keith is Outwardly trashy ususally drinking, smoking or casually yelling slurs or other horrid remarks. Ususally bearly making up for it, as he is somewhat reliable in conflict.

*He out of the au trio would be the most willing to commit the actions in the 2011 story

*he constantly wears sunglasses to hide an ugly birthmark

*Keith is the fastest out of the 3 boys

*He is only freinds with Troy due to him being rich

*he finds skateboarding tacky and constantly scrutinizes Randy for doing so.

*Keith went missing during a high-school reunion where he went out to get cigarettes and never returned.

*Keith used to play football but was kicked due to listed behaviors.

*He likes exploitative horror films.

*he is known for poor judgment,this didn't help during the fight with Jeff.

*he was held back a year due to just not showing up for weeks on end.

*He is the second most willing to kill out of the 3.

And thats the headcannons for my version of Keith tune in next time for Troy.

I tried to sleep, but I just really thought about the fact that Jeff, this poor man, tries to like eat a marshmallow, and it sticks to his teeth. And because that poor guys cheeks are like cut and all, you can see it, you can see him struggling. And he feels embarrassed about it, maybe like, becomes really quiet.

He tries to get those little sticky parts that got on his teeth with warm water, but it just falls from the cheeks and pours on the floor and makes a mess. I just imagine him awkwardly taking a towel and cleaning that up, and maybe eyes curse to himself.

Don't give this man marshmallows.. please. He'll even feel so embarrassed or a bit upset if you tease him for it. Leave him alone!

But like, yeah.

If you throw something at Jeff, he will just stare at you with an expressionless face.

Hes actually silently cursing at you. Like in his head. The best ass insults even, and he cant talk due to his fucked up mouth so he just stares at ya and theres a big ass silence between you two. And he tries to keep his cool.

If youre lucky, he wont throw anything back. If not, then get ready for something flying your way. Its usually a towel or a smelly sock.

Hes a softie on the inside, so he wouldnt actually throw something dangerous at a person unless theyre bad/its an enemy.

If enemy: chair

Headcanon (now my own au)

Jeffrey Woods, if he hadn't become a serial killer, he would've been a street racer. HEAR ME OUT.

He gets his first car at 17, and he stumbles upon a street race one night when he is out a week later and decides to join. He wins, not only for the good driving but also because some of the others ran into things.

The guy starts liking it, and he decides it's his life now. Jeff does that to get the winner money, which gets him to the point he makes enough money to buy himself a small house far from his family at 22.

(This part is from a close person) Jeffrey would probably have a red camaro with white stripes.

I also see his having a jacket with a smiley face or somewhere on the car as his logo. And I see him get called 'Smiley' because he's so confident while driving and smiling.

He does street racing until he turns 40 something. And then he just does mechanics, fixing cars and stuff.

Small sketch of how he looks like, did it with shaky hands <3

Older version.