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1 year ago
Beetlejuice Has Literally Been Stalking Lydia For Years. He's Intentionally Off-putting And Gross. He

Beetlejuice has literally been stalking Lydia for years. He's intentionally off-putting and gross. He openly enjoys freaking her out. It's his way of showing affection. He's like a horror Pepe Le Pew.

They refer to him as being a demon at least 3 times in BJBJ, as well as the fact that he had a satanic first wedding and cannot make the sign of the cross without setting himself on fire. He's evil. Funny, and sometimes helpful, but still evil. Doesn't mean he can't fall in love.

Beetlejuice Has Literally Been Stalking Lydia For Years. He's Intentionally Off-putting And Gross. He

No, movie Lydia isn't into him. Why would she be? He's always terrorizing her and trying to coerce her into marriage, presumably for selfish reasons. Plus he's covered in bugs and spews guts and fluids wherever he goes. But that doesn't mean that they can't both change eventually. Hell, it's still a better love story than Twilight or (gag) Rory/Lydia.

Beetlejuice Has Literally Been Stalking Lydia For Years. He's Intentionally Off-putting And Gross. He

So there is no "Is this particular scenario okay and not problematic?" with Beetlejuice. You're either on board with him being a literal monster, or you're not. You have to acknowledge it, accept it, and still be into it to be a Beetlebabe who isn't trying to make BJ into something nicer and cleaner than he is. We like it because monsters and goth girls are fun, not because it's in any way related to real life. Beetlejuice is about as far away from real life as you can get.

Sometimes you need a break from reality, morality, and acceptability. It's healthy to take a break from all that societal pressure. The reason horror and subversive comedy is popular is because it gives us some much needed freedom from the limited ways we're always expected to feel and behave.


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1 year ago
Heyy! Ive Been Into Beetlejuice Latley (its A New Obssesion) And I Made This! Feel Free To Use It If

heyy! ive been into beetlejuice latley (its a new obssesion) and i made this! feel free to use it if youd like and if you repost pls credit me ty🤗🫶


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11 months ago

Cold Nights of October

An: Hello! since fall is coming soon i thought id do a little story!

Pairing: Musical!Beetlejuice x y/n

AN: Gn!Reader, cuddling, fluff, kisses, just a bunch of fluff

It was a cold September night, and you had just gotten home from work to see a certain ghost sitting on your bed, putting your things away you sneak behind him trying to scare him. "Not gonna work babes" you let out a shriek as Beetlejuice appears behind you floating in the air. Beetlejuice laughs as you fall onto the bed face first before lying back down on the bed Infront of you "Yea yea laugh it up" Beetlejuice wipes an imaginary tear off his cheek before calming down "You know you can scare me, right? I mean look at who you're talking to! I'm not that easily scared." He grabs your phone scrolling until he reaches an order menu for a pizzeria "So whatcha thinkin for our movie tonight? i was thinkin Chucky or something" he starts to float around you in circles as he talks, and you just admire him from your spot as he talks eventually snapping out of it you see him stare at you with a confused look waiting for your answer. "Um yea that's fine ill order the pizza. Our usual?" "As always!" as he answers he's already on the couch picking the movie as you order the pizza. The pizza arrives and you start watching the movie, as the movie plays you start to get cold and get up to grab a blanket before feeling a pull on your wrist. "Where are you going babes? the movie just started." he starts to put pulling a pouty lip and enlarging his eyes slightly. "I was going to grab a blanket, it's a little cold." He pulls you onto his chest and you start to feel his warmth on your skin. "See? isn't this better than some stupid blanket?" as you lie on his chest a slight blush falls onto your face eventually feeling content with your ghost, you eventually fall asleep and when he looks down at you he starts to think how he could be so lucky "Goodnight babes" He kisses your head as he eventually drifts off to sleep, the movie playing in the background, safe to say you wouldn't be cold anytime soon.

Hey! Lolbit here! thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed!

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Cold Nights Of October

He's so cute I love him ^_^


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