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Ah yes, my favorite movie and my favorite characters, Pneumonia, Salad Goodatsex, and Staircase Braveman, or, if you're partial to the comic version, Staircase Evilman
Funniest shit I've ever read 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Soap reclined against the back of the metal wall of the plane, eyes dragging from each member of the team until they landed on her. She, oddly enough wasn’t sitting like the others were, contemplating the mission and the risks. In her hands was a small book, about the size of a cigarette holder, perhaps a religious book, but he’d never known her to pray or be religious outright; then again, she wasn’t very open about many things of herself either.
Her eyes drew along the pages, quietly turning them, occasionally shifting with the movement of the plane and he heard lowly, “Keep staring at her like that and she’ll think you like her.”
He fought the urge to roll his eyes and merely retorted, “Would that be such a bad thing, Lt.?”
Ghost chuckled. “She’ll eat your heart out, Soap.”
“If it’s her, that doesn’t sound like a bad way to go.” He shifted his foot and tapped along the ground, loud enough for her to cock an eyebrow to acknowledge the motion. “Whatcha reading?”
She flipped a page. “A book detailing the capture, trials, and deaths of women during the Salem Witch Trials.”
Soap blinked, eyebrows furrowing together. “…Why?”
“She’s tryna figure out why they didn’t catch her back then,” Ghost chirped and her eyes rose from the page to meet his, knowing he was smirking behind that stupid mask of his.
“Don’t take the bait,” Price muttered beside her, arms crossed over his chest, and she was almost prepared to let it go. But, she also remembered that Ghost ate the last of her chocolate chip poptarts before they left.
She went back to her book and rattled off, “Ghost can’t play golf. We went to a putt-putt one time and I’ve never seen a man so competent in the art of war be so terrible at hitting a ball.”
Ghost spluttered as Soap snickered.
“He snores like an old dog and drools in his sleep.” She flipped another page. “One time we were on a mission in Baghdad, and he wasn’t paying attention and ran into a wall. Broke his radio from the impact.”
“I did not,” Ghost hissed.
“He cried watching Where The Red Fern Grows.”
“WHO WOULDN’T?!” he snapped. “SHE DIES OF A BROKEN HEART AFTER HER BROTHER!”
“One time he ate a box of fiber bars to recover from a hangover and he shit himself in the middle of the store.”
“Alright! I get it! I’m sorry!” he griped and she smiled to herself as she quieted down and went back to her book.
For a few moments, silence enveloped the group in the plane, then Soap asked, “Did you really shit yourself?”
“Shut. Up.”
Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
When you forget that sleep is a thing and end up going to bed at 5:30am, cause of the red queen series. @vaveyard
One of my faaaav things to do in fic is pair up characters that don’t get a lot of screentime together OR that feel like opposites and try to find some common ground between them. Most recently I did this with Sanemi and Shinobu because I could go on and on and on about their shared anger issues in completely different directions. How sanemi probably knew her before Kanae’s death and maybe even misses the hotheaded sarcastic girl she used to be, maybe misses their bickering and squabbles because now she keeps it all so close to her chest and puts on a smile . Anyways
This becomes a problem when I can no longer identify who is in possession of the brain cell.
Sanemi is trying to juggle his newfound crush on Giyuu with his hatred for Giyuu’s surrogate brother (Tanjiro) and his complicated feelings about Genya. Genya is too busy trying to get Sanemi to notice him/talk to him to notice that Tanjiro has an extremely obvious crush on HIM. Tanjiro is trying to support Genya in his attempt to win Sanemi over while also actively not respecting Sanemi at ALL, and poor Giyuu is trying to set a good “brothers” example by being protective of Tanjiro and trying to give Tanjiro advice on what to do about his crush on Genya, while ALSO juggling his OWN crush on Sanemi.
So whoS FLYING THE FUCKING PLANE
Oh no. There's gonna be a lot of PUP on this km calling it right now
Kids by PUP
She Wants Me (To Be Loved) by The Happy Fits
Cold Cold Cold by Cage the Elephants
Burning Pile by Mother Mother
Cold Turkey by The Happy Fits
Bloody Mary, Kate, and Ashley by PUP
Sleep In The Heat by PUP
Guilt Trip by PUP
So Alright, Cool, Whatever by The Happy Fits
DVP by PUP
no pressure tags @lavender-bnhababe-bastet & @corinneisverycool
tagged by @martystlouis my best mutual for 12 years wooooo love u girl!!
shuffle your on repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs
catching smoke / king gizzard & the lizard wizard
hunnybee / unknown mortal orchestra
touched something's hollow / of montreal
space cadet / the murlocs
minimum brain size / king gizzard & the lizard wizard
crumbling castle / king gizzard & the lizard wizard
skiptracing / mild high club
après thee dèclassè / of montreal
destroyed by hippie powers / car seat headrest
anthems / charli XCX
i tag @megalopolousity, @soyproteinslugmachine, @vin-of-the-void and @queenpinkyyy
I don't believe ya
do yours and jaymz’s periods sync up?
???? WE DONT EVEN HAVE PERIODS.
next undercover deity update when?
i dunno, anon 🤷 when is the next undercover deity update? only god knows at this point
ROTTMNT ART DUMP
I haven’t posted on tumblr for a while, so I haven’t posted a bit of my art for a bit. My style tends to change, so sorry if all these drawings seem vastly different from each other, they’re months old from each other.
The top three are the most recent, drawn with my finger on Magma studio! The bottom four are drawn with a drawing tablet.
ALSO: Before ANYONE gets on my case.. I’m black. I draw the turtles saying the n word because I also see them as black.
Anyways, enjoy!! I’ll try to post more often here.
My beloved BF 💙🤭 I'll probably redraw him! (Sorry for not posting recently)
