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POV you are a fireman and your job is to burn books all day long and you’re feared and respected. The Number 1 Book Hating Dudes in all the land. BUT. There’s this guy. There’s this freaking guy on your squad (pun intended) and every time your back is turned he is snatching up books like a greedy little goblin. He is shoving them in his pockets while you aren’t looking. He is stuffing them in his mouth like marbles. He is hiding them in his vents. He is a pack rat. A wretched little corrupted hobbit crouching and whispering “my precioussss”. A dragon hoarding coins. He’s feral. He’s deranged. He has an irresistible pull towards illegal contraband. These are the vibes Guy Montag is giving right now