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This is so wholesome I’m dying 🥹
Hey is it ok if you could write for inosuke?
So basically,Inosuke would be aggressively running around the forest looking for pretty flowers to pluck for us because he originally got the idea from Zenitsu when he said something like “pretty girls(boys) deserve the prettiest flowers!” While on the subject of romance for some reason.
And just imagining him laughing and scaring away all the wildlife around the area and then coming back to us all covered in dirt with a messy bouquet of small and large flowers, some with broken stems,roots, and even some weeds in there accidentally in there just seems really cute and funny to me <3
He’d be blushing if we took it and complemented it and him <3
Oh and He’d also be all like “HAH MY HUSBAND IS GONNA LOVE THESE FLOWERS! OFCOURSE HE IS! I PICKED THEM AFTER ALL”
OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO ADORABLE!
Inosuke x male reader! Fluff

You were at the house hanging up some clothes outside while insuko was out with tanjiro and zenitsu. They were finally done with a long mission and were heading home. zenitsu had run into another girl that he tried to get to marry him. Tanjiro had to drag him off of the poor girl so he wouldn’t scare the girl away. Insuko and tanjiro had to listen to zenitsu talk about sappy stuff for the next hour. Until something caught inosuke ears.
“The pretty girls deserve the prettiest flowers!” Zenitsu had stated.
“What about pretty boys?” Inosuke asked.
“I guess so” Zenitsu said, and continued talking about the pretty girl.
A few hours later, inosuke saw in the corner of his eye, a flower patch. Without warning, he runs as fast as he can to the colorful flower patch, and starts picking flowers as fast as he can, while tanjiro and Zenitsu watch in confusion. After a bit, he yells “MY HUSBAND ARE GOING TO LOVE THESE! THERE HAND PICKED BY ME AFTER ALL!”
The sudden realization hits, insuko has a boyfriend. WAIT INOSUKE HAS A BOYFRIEND?! Every started at the mixed flowers and..weeds that he picked. They were confused and surprised that inosuke had a male lover. Insuko happily marched back to your meeting spot where you were playing with some kind garden snakes. Inosuke threw himself on you and gave you a hug. Surprised, you held him close. He excitedly handed you some of the flowers that he picked.
You take them and smile, you take off his bore head and give his a deep kiss. he giggles happily and kisses back. You both tumble to the ground and laugh happily. You grab his hips abs place him in your lap as you braid a piece of his hair. He giggles in his usual mean voice. He loves when you braid his hair. Makes him happy.
Tanjiro and Zenitsu look to see there very tough and mean friend, getting his hair braided by his male lover, and they were honestly confused. They saw this man pick flowers, FLOWERS for his boyfriend. Eventually he got up and took your hand, lifting you up he holds your hand and kisses it. He gives you one last kiss before putting his bore head on and walking off to find his two friends.
there is just. something so soft and lovely about the features of trans men that are a few months in on their T journey. like yes give me all the voice cracks and sweaty palms and acne scars and your budding facial hair. something about it man it's so beautiful and raw. god I am so gay. men
Mfs in fanfiction will find the prostate faster than trained doctors
Me: I can't do this anymore
The thought that someone might call me honey one day
Me: Okay, I'll stay alive just a little longer
If you're a boy, your lips belongs on mine, sorry it's the rules
me :3 /gen

If you don't want me to cup your face in my palms and have me kiss your forehead until you're a sappy mess, then you don't deserve me at all because wtf bro. Get loved loser <33 Get absolutely treasured.
where is my lovely boyfriend to take to the pumpkin patch and watch scary movies while drinking apple cider with.??? where!!?!?
I will never recover from how everything and everyone was so queer in The Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit and everything else. Legolas and Gimli built a boat together to go to the Undying Lands together and spent all their time *together* after Return of The King but yeah totally platonicly™️
Frodo and Sam were so queer in the books and movies that the actors themselves ship them together, and Sean Astin wanted them to kiss but we all know they wouldn’t have been able to get away with it. Bilbo and Thorin were so gay in the movies that this isn’t even an edited screenshot.

And somehow people still believe that it’s all platonic
reminder that you are allowed to be gay and trans and express it! your love for men isn't weird or gross and you're not "just a straight girl" you're gay and it's valid, accepted, and celebrated here!!
chubby bf..... sleep on his tummy....
blahaj's not enough y'all, I need a guy (preferably larger) to lay on top of me and to just hold him like that for at least a couple hours
bonus points if I also get to play with his hair
my toxic trait is believing a big fat nerd bf would fix me
found some geodes today
such a shame I don't have a cute boy to give the prettiest one to and tell him that I dug it up myself and that I want him to have it cuz spoiling him with gifts, romantic dates and affection is literally my love language
i need to cuddle a fat man NOW or i will simply explode
I want to cover you in several large lipstick smooches like a loony tunes character -- I'm bugs bunny when he's in drag, btw