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breaks my heart that Brandon Sanderson is a steadfast member (and is no doubt giving large contributions to) the church of LDS.
mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something
Growing up as a Mormon and Asexual
I always thought I was just really good at being a Mormon for not wanting relationships or having any crushes. And then I hit sixteen and everyone else started dating. For context, in the lds church, we aren’t supposed to date anyone until we hit sixteen.
I made it all the way to college before realizing something was up and that maybe not having any crushes ever wasn’t just me being a premium deluxe super Mormon.
Time to get my uniform on for work. Glad it’s not a class B uniform day.
When it’s casual Friday and you’re the only one in the office.
Go visit the church of Jesus christ of latter day saints and its clam and peaceful place to be at .
Of course it's your choice.
#11 One, Two, Three-Way
Dear Journal,
I've been gone for a while, but I'd be a bastard if I didn't tell you how the rest of the day went after Jack answered the door...
It turns out the visitor was a Mormon who wanted to lecture us about the virtues of Mormon-ism or something like that. More importantly, he was a HOT mormon, so Jack just couldn't find the strength to turn him away.
Turns out that this Mormon guy didn't have the strength to resist his urges when he saw me half-erect cock hanging outta my boxers. He just stopped and stared in awe. Fast-forward through a bit of coaxing and dirty talk from Jack and I and we had this Mormon sandwiched between us on Jack's bed.
Jack and I are big givers. We gave this guy both of our cocks at once. He didn't know he could do it but pretty soon we proved him wrong. We started humping the fuck out of this guy --and he was having the time of his life! He loved it so much he let me and Jack shoot inside of him. He moaned like crazy as our hot, salty seed filled him up.
"How 'bout we finish him off, Rick?", said Jack
We laid him out on his back on the bed. Man, was his cock big; it was one of the biggest meat sticks we'd ever seen! We both made our way down to his crotch with our tongues. He wanted it bad; the slightest lick made him moan. It wasn't hard at all to make him explode...
He made sure to leave us a big thank you (all over the sheets) to show his appreciation.
Damn, we need more Mormons in this neighborhood. We're gonna have to keep him around for a while... you know... for Mormon stuff.
;)
Until Next Time
Sincerely,
p.s.
If you've seen The Book of Mormon, insert witty reference here.
p.p.s
If you've seen Latter Days, insert witty reference here.