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crazy.. I was crazy once…

Welcome to the blog where you can ask the agents all the questions that are brimming around in your head.
RULES
NSFW asks are permitted, but try to keep this to a minimum
Any questions about this blog itself should be asked to the mod @lordoftime01
Roleplay is allowed, and is encouraged (It helps me write)
About the squad (/blog)
Captain 3 (Samuel)
Agent 4 (Ceph)
Agent 8 (Caroline) Partially sanitized
Neo 3 (Louis) Completely fuzzified
Hiya!
How are y'all doing?
Captain 3: Doing pushups with Callie on his back
Captain 3: "For the most part, I'm doing alright. Still not used to running a squad by myself, but I'm getting the hang of it."
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Agent 4: Eating while reading a massive textbook
Agent 4: "Things could be better. I have a massive test coming up. Its a decent portion of my grade."
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Agent 8: Chasing down a gate jumper
Agent 8: "I'll tell you after I catch him and hand him over to security"
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Neo 3: Making sure his fur is nice and clean
Neo 3: "I'm in a lot of pain from time to time, but that's probably because of the fuzzy ooze"
Hey Three! What's your relationship with Eight?
Captain 3: "Oh! She's one of my best friends. One of the few agents who can keep up with me during sparring."
Captain 3: Watches as 4 plays with his son. Sees Neo 3 running around the base being 'chased' by small fry
Captain 3: "4 isn't really that into fighting. He'll spar for sure, and will fight to protect his family...
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Captain 3: "He's scary if you mess with his family"
Captain 3: Has flashbacks to when he saw people threaten 4's son
Captain 3: "Neo on the other hand loves to fight. He's not that good at it, but he does enjoy it."
What team did you guys join for the grandfest?
Captain 3: Team Past.
Agent 4: Team Past.
Agents 3/4: GO SQUID SISTERS!!!
Agent 8: I didn't get to play as I had to keep an eye on the metro. I was rooting for team Present though.
Neo 3: pouting
Neo 3: Judd didn't let me play anymore thanks to me not being able to splat anymore.... But I would have chosen Team Future. It's Shiver's team.
To all the agents..
Eight is currently staring down at all of them. Four is sitting on Eight’s shoulders, while Cap’n is drinking a smoothie, unaware.
Captain 3: Who are you and how'd you find this place!?
Agent 8: Samuel, these are obviously us from another universe... She examines the three agents closely
Agent 8: Though a lot worse for wear. My cod, what happened to you three?
Captain 3: I'm sorry... ANOTHER UNIVERSE!!!
Agent 8: Yes another universe. Didn't I tell you, I could have sworn I told you. But yes there are other universes besides our own. The metro is a sort of nexus point. It's where the boundaries between universes are at their weakest. No doubt due to that damn telephone.
Captain 3: Okay? So they came from the metro... wait don't you have the metro monitored due to how the sanitized still pops up from time to time?
Agent 8: Yes, but seeing as how I didn't get an alert. They must have come from somewhere else.
Agent 4: Alright guys. I just put Declan to bed I believe it's Caroline's turn to... alternate versions of us?
Agent 8: Nods her head
Captain 3: Wait! YOU KNEW ABOUT OTHER UNIVERSES!!!
Agent 4: Well yeah. Caroline helped me with my report on string theory.
Captain 3: Craig made me the Captain. Why doe no one tell me these things.
Neo 3: Show's up with blood around their mouth and a dead bird in their hands.
Captain 3: Louis... how many times have I told you to stop eating uncooked food here?
Neo 3: Uh... twice just now.
Neo 3: Oh and who are these three?
Agent 8: Us from another universe.
Neo 3: Huh... okay.... I'm guessing Mr. Grizz didn't happen in their universe.
How's agent 4 going, Eight?
Agent 8: Ceph is doing great. He and Marie recently officially got together. Uh... I believe he's at the top of his class, if not the top. And is a really good dad to Declan.
Agent 8: Gives a sympathetic smile, before speaking Octarian
Agent 8: Yeah, Inklish can be really hard to learn. It took me a few years to be semi-fluent in it.
Captain 3: Us agents are like family. Cod knows they don't treat me like a Captain.
Neo: Yeah. I'd like to see an alternate version of myself.
To all the agents..
Eight is currently staring down at all of them. Four is sitting on Eight’s shoulders, while Cap’n is drinking a smoothie, unaware.
Captain 3: Who are you and how'd you find this place!?
Agent 8: Samuel, these are obviously us from another universe... She examines the three agents closely
Agent 8: Though a lot worse for wear. My cod, what happened to you three?
Captain 3: I'm sorry... ANOTHER UNIVERSE!!!
Agent 8: Yes another universe. Didn't I tell you, I could have sworn I told you. But yes there are other universes besides our own. The metro is a sort of nexus point. It's where the boundaries between universes are at their weakest. No doubt due to that damn telephone.
Captain 3: Okay? So they came from the metro... wait don't you have the metro monitored due to how the sanitized still pops up from time to time?
Agent 8: Yes, but seeing as how I didn't get an alert. They must have come from somewhere else.
Agent 4: Alright guys. I just put Declan to bed I believe it's Caroline's turn to... alternate versions of us?
Agent 8: Nods her head
Captain 3: Wait! YOU KNEW ABOUT OTHER UNIVERSES!!!
Agent 4: Well yeah. Caroline helped me with my report on string theory.
Captain 3: Craig made me the Captain. Why doe no one tell me these things.
Neo 3: Show's up with blood around their mouth and a dead bird in their hands.
Captain 3: Louis... how many times have I told you to stop eating uncooked food here?
Neo 3: Uh... twice just now.
Neo 3: Oh and who are these three?
Agent 8: Us from another universe.
Neo 3: Huh... okay.... I'm guessing Mr. Grizz didn't happen in their universe.
Agent 8: Why wouldn't I know it? I grew up in Octarian society... a society that's pretty much extinct now.
Captain 3: Huh... I guess Salmonlings never evolved in this world. We just have regular Salmonids.
Neo 3/Ceph At the mention of Stinger, they adopt a 1000 yard stare. Many shifts at Grizzco had been lose because their teammates wouldn't take down the Stingers.
To all the agents..
Eight is currently staring down at all of them. Four is sitting on Eight’s shoulders, while Cap’n is drinking a smoothie, unaware.
Captain 3: Who are you and how'd you find this place!?
Agent 8: Samuel, these are obviously us from another universe... She examines the three agents closely
Agent 8: Though a lot worse for wear. My cod, what happened to you three?
Captain 3: I'm sorry... ANOTHER UNIVERSE!!!
Agent 8: Yes another universe. Didn't I tell you, I could have sworn I told you. But yes there are other universes besides our own. The metro is a sort of nexus point. It's where the boundaries between universes are at their weakest. No doubt due to that damn telephone.
Captain 3: Okay? So they came from the metro... wait don't you have the metro monitored due to how the sanitized still pops up from time to time?
Agent 8: Yes, but seeing as how I didn't get an alert. They must have come from somewhere else.
Agent 4: Alright guys. I just put Declan to bed I believe it's Caroline's turn to... alternate versions of us?
Agent 8: Nods her head
Captain 3: Wait! YOU KNEW ABOUT OTHER UNIVERSES!!!
Agent 4: Well yeah. Caroline helped me with my report on string theory.
Captain 3: Craig made me the Captain. Why doe no one tell me these things.
Neo 3: Show's up with blood around their mouth and a dead bird in their hands.
Captain 3: Louis... how many times have I told you to stop eating uncooked food here?
Neo 3: Uh... twice just now.
Neo 3: Oh and who are these three?
Agent 8: Us from another universe.
Neo 3: Huh... okay.... I'm guessing Mr. Grizz didn't happen in their universe.
Agent 8: Dead serious tone of voice
Agent 8: What happened to Octarian society in your world.
Captain 3: Trying not to wretch at the thought of a Cephaling getting with a Salmonid.
Agent 4: Wait... so how close are Salmonid genes to Cephalings? Cause Octarian DNA and Inkling DNA are close enough to be able to interbreed, but different enough to where Inktolings are rare. A 1 in 10,000 to 1 in 100,000 chance of one being born. Declan's one, but that a different story altogether. Cause if Cephalings and Salmonids can crossbreed, what else can we crossbreed with.
Neo 3: A hopeful look adorns his face at that information
To all the agents..
Eight is currently staring down at all of them. Four is sitting on Eight’s shoulders, while Cap’n is drinking a smoothie, unaware.
Captain 3: Who are you and how'd you find this place!?
Agent 8: Samuel, these are obviously us from another universe... She examines the three agents closely
Agent 8: Though a lot worse for wear. My cod, what happened to you three?
Captain 3: I'm sorry... ANOTHER UNIVERSE!!!
Agent 8: Yes another universe. Didn't I tell you, I could have sworn I told you. But yes there are other universes besides our own. The metro is a sort of nexus point. It's where the boundaries between universes are at their weakest. No doubt due to that damn telephone.
Captain 3: Okay? So they came from the metro... wait don't you have the metro monitored due to how the sanitized still pops up from time to time?
Agent 8: Yes, but seeing as how I didn't get an alert. They must have come from somewhere else.
Agent 4: Alright guys. I just put Declan to bed I believe it's Caroline's turn to... alternate versions of us?
Agent 8: Nods her head
Captain 3: Wait! YOU KNEW ABOUT OTHER UNIVERSES!!!
Agent 4: Well yeah. Caroline helped me with my report on string theory.
Captain 3: Craig made me the Captain. Why doe no one tell me these things.
Neo 3: Show's up with blood around their mouth and a dead bird in their hands.
Captain 3: Louis... how many times have I told you to stop eating uncooked food here?
Neo 3: Uh... twice just now.
Neo 3: Oh and who are these three?
Agent 8: Us from another universe.
Neo 3: Huh... okay.... I'm guessing Mr. Grizz didn't happen in their universe.
Agent 8: Gives 8 a huge hug as she remembers finding out about her society after she'd gotten her memories back. It was dark and silent. Not a single living soul was still there. It finally hit her when she saw the memorial to all that had died in battle and in childbirth.
Agent 4: Hmm... interesting. It would appear as if Cephalings are like a blankslate of sorts. If Salmonlings, Echolings, Sharklings, and the like are possible. Then I wonder what a Cephaling and one of the Denizens of the deep would look like. I mean the basic Cephaling body structure does seem to be dominant, with traces of their other ancestry poking through.
To all the agents..
Eight is currently staring down at all of them. Four is sitting on Eight’s shoulders, while Cap’n is drinking a smoothie, unaware.
Captain 3: Who are you and how'd you find this place!?
Agent 8: Samuel, these are obviously us from another universe... She examines the three agents closely
Agent 8: Though a lot worse for wear. My cod, what happened to you three?
Captain 3: I'm sorry... ANOTHER UNIVERSE!!!
Agent 8: Yes another universe. Didn't I tell you, I could have sworn I told you. But yes there are other universes besides our own. The metro is a sort of nexus point. It's where the boundaries between universes are at their weakest. No doubt due to that damn telephone.
Captain 3: Okay? So they came from the metro... wait don't you have the metro monitored due to how the sanitized still pops up from time to time?
Agent 8: Yes, but seeing as how I didn't get an alert. They must have come from somewhere else.
Agent 4: Alright guys. I just put Declan to bed I believe it's Caroline's turn to... alternate versions of us?
Agent 8: Nods her head
Captain 3: Wait! YOU KNEW ABOUT OTHER UNIVERSES!!!
Agent 4: Well yeah. Caroline helped me with my report on string theory.
Captain 3: Craig made me the Captain. Why doe no one tell me these things.
Neo 3: Show's up with blood around their mouth and a dead bird in their hands.
Captain 3: Louis... how many times have I told you to stop eating uncooked food here?
Neo 3: Uh... twice just now.
Neo 3: Oh and who are these three?
Agent 8: Us from another universe.
Neo 3: Huh... okay.... I'm guessing Mr. Grizz didn't happen in their universe.
What's everyone's main?
Captain 3: Shooters. They're a bit basic, but reliable
Agent 4: Rollers. Covering all that ground and running over the enemy.
Agent 8: My trusty Octo-shot. It's what got me through the Metro.
Neo 3: When I could still play Turf, Blasters. Enemy goes pop.
Neo 3: Sees all the hares
Neo 3: Starts salivating
Neo 3: No... no Samuel told me not to bring any more dead animals to the lookout.
Agent 8: Samuel. We have a huge problem.
Captain 3: Adjusting his tie in the mirror
Captain 3: Can't you get Ceph or Louis to help you? It's date night.
Agent 8: Storms up to Samuel and turns him around, a frantic look in her eyes
Agent 8: I'll tell Callie later, but I can't. He's back.
Captain 3: A look of pure rage adorns his face as he lifts up his hand to gently touch his scar
Captain 3: Can't he stay dead? What about your warning system?
Agent 8: I don't know why it didn't go of this time.
Agent 8: A frantic tone in her voice as she takes a deep calming breath
Agent 8: But this time it's worse. He's got an actual spine this time. I don't know if he's building himself a body or what, but he's not possessing sanitized this time.
Agent 3: GO SPLAT YOURSELF!!
Agent 8: BASTARD!!!
Agent 3/8: YOU CAUSED US SO MUCH PAIN!!!
my anime and gaming clubs first project: make a poster with a character you like with the “have you seen him? Now you have” format

Anyways have tartar
Agent 8: Oh man, I forgot how fun it was to ride those around
Agent 8: I wonder if I can salvage one from the stages?
Neo 3: Looks around to see if anyone is watching him
Neo 3: Reblogs

IMPORTANT WARNING ‼️‼️
Agent 8: My scar is around my eyes. It's where the sanitized Ink first entered my system.
I made something like this regarding 3'snscar, so now it's time for one with 8!
Agent 8: While I'm sure that an argument could be said about blaming the Octarian scientists for what they did when creating Order. It was ultimately Order that trapped all those people.
Agent 8: I'm not sure if Smollusk could be considered sapient. Or is he just following code that was written during his creation? Pearl's blast did knock off quite a bit during our battle.

My agents are all morons!!!
(I respect people who have a lineless art style so much cause oh my gods that took ages)