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Makeup | N.S.
Newt Scamander x Reader
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Summary:you and Newt are getting ready for an elegant dinner when he ends up playing with your makeup.

<<Where’s my tie?>> Newt asked cluttering the drawers <<I don’t know,sweetheart. Yesterday you told me you were going to move it but you didn’t tell me where>> a little laugh escaped your mouth while you were choosing the earrings to wear <<I’m so dumb>> he mumbled looking in the wardrobe <<Choose another tie,you’ve got hundreds of them>> you said <<No,it was my favorite and also...it matches your dress!>> the boy exclaimed,resting his chin on your shoulder and leaving a kiss on your cheek <<Then go and find it-you looked at the clock-you have about 35 minutes>>;Newt rolled his eyes and walked in another room.
You and Newt have been dating for two years now:you met him in New York,during one of his adventures to find his fantastic beats. At the beginning you didn’t like the idea of dating someone who always goes around with a suitcase full of strange creatures but once you hand know him and those animals you had completely fallen in love.
<<Found it!>> a yell of happiness came from the living room,you furrowed your eyebrows and walked out from your bedroom <<Newt how the hell your tie ended up in our living room?>> you asked in confusion <<I don’t remember but I’ve found it so there’s no problem,right?>> he smiled,walking towards you to leave a kiss on your cheek and then adjust the tie in front of the mirror.
<<Are you ready?>> he asked <<Almost,let me do my makeup>> you said sitting in front of the small mirror on your desk <<But you’re pretty the way you are Y/n,you don’t need any makeup>> Newt smiled,sitting next to you <<That’s why I love you. But don’t worry,I won’t use too much of it>> you replied.
You pulled out from the makeup trousse your mascara,a gloss,some eyeshadows and a few blushes you could choose between;Newt stared at you <<Are you going to look at me like that until I’m done?>> you joked <<I don’t see any problem>> he shrugged his shoulders,wondering how many things you had in the little bag. He began to analyse every single object you kept in it.
<<A pencil?>> he suddenly asked <<It’s an eye pencil,sweetie>> <<Cool>> he said,removing the cap and suddenly drawing a heart on your cheek. He laughed. <<Newt Artemis Fido Scamander put that pencil down>> you glared at him <<Why should I?>> he joked,drawing a cat nose and some whiskers on his face <<Ta-da>> he laughed again. <<Oh my God Newt you’re not a three year old child,you’re a grown up man>> <<Oh come on don’t act like you’re the serious one-he shaked his head-what’s that?>> he asked <<Fake eyelashes. And no,don’t you dare to put them on because I’m not going to help you removing them>> you crossed your arms,amused by the boy.
He shrugged his shoulders again:<<Fine but can I draw you some whiskers too?>> he asked <<Newt we have a dinner in less than twenty min- >> your sentence was cut off by the tip of the pencil drawing a circle on your nose and three lines on both of your cheeks.
You blinked in silence looking at Newt sitting right in front of you with a proud face <<You’re such a cute cat. I’d carry you in my suitcase>> he smiled <<You think?>> you asked <<I do...wait what are you do- >> Newt couldn’t end the sentence without starting coughing surrounded by the dust of the blush you throw at him with a makeup brush.
<<What kind of poison is this?>> he asked between sneezes <<It’s called blush. You use it both to color you cheeks and to make an annoying boyfriend cough and sneeze>> you jokes,smiling at how the boy hated the way you reacted. <<So you think you can beat me?>> he asked grabbing your mascara and tracing a black line right in the centre on your face,painting the space from your forehead to your left cheek. <<You didn’t!>> you exclaimed <<Oh I did>> Newt replied,smirking and crossing his arms. You were sure you had never seen him being such an annoying dork.<<So you wanna fight uh?>> you demanded <<Fight me!>> he immediately replied.
The room was suddenly filled with little screams and laughters while you and Newt were fighting on who was going to win. You pushed him on the bed and with a red lipstick you drew some quite ugly and deformed daisies on his forehead and then you colored his lips,staining almost half of his chin with the lipstick because the boy kept fighting you back,with an eyeliner on his hand,trying to color your cheeks.
<<Okay,okay Scamander,stop! It’s enough!>> you laughed,falling on the mattress <<Don’t stain the white blankets!>> you exclaimed again,slapping the back of Newt’s hand <<I’m not!>> he mumbled,wiping away a tear:he laughed so much that he ended up crying.
<<We need to clean everything or we’ll be- >> you stopped talking once you stood up and saw your boyfriend’s face,ending up laughing once again as he looked like some kind of bad quality monster toy:his face was covered with red lipsticks dots and lines,different shades of pink blush and strange drawings of flowers and hearts made in such a bad way that it was quite hard to understand what they were. <<Don’t look in the mirror>> you taunted him,putting your makeup back in its little bag.
Newt walked towards the mirror and laughed,grabbing your wrist so you could see yourself too. You didn’t look better than him. <<We both look like cursed cats>> you said,staring in confusion at the mess that was your face:eyeshadows of different colors were all around face together with marks made in lipstick and eyeliner. <<I think we need to postpone the dinner-Newt laughed-what about some homemade pumpkin cake and a good film?>> he asked <<I agree. Let me just call the restaurant and cancel the dinner>> you replied,still laughing.