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Holy shit yes!!!!

I agree and not to mention that mammon’s greed can allow him to manipulate the economy at his will. Now, obviously, this could be very dangerous when you think about it because mammon can cause a whole economical crash, so obviously it was one of the reasons why he keeps his anger in check.

I also think that he probably is behind a lot of the reasons why human cities lost so much money, or they were destroyed, as well as the touch of Midas which could’ve been mammon lending just a part of his power to turn things into gold. I think he wouldn’t know that he has such a useful and a potent power however, i don’t really think he’d believe the significance of his power let alone think he can control the economy cuz , like you said the guy has self esteem issues. But i also think that lucifer knows of this power prolly cuz Diavolo told him so, and he obviously wanted to keep mammon so he and the rest could live lavishly.

I feel like this power is distributed through hell, so I’m guessing that devildom is sorta like a capital city or something, plus the layers of sin which has its own citizens plus the other cities and the area of hell which is cold as fuck and all the other restricted areas, so hell is practically a massive realm obviously and in game we only see a part of it, so you can imagine how much of mammon’s power is around hell.

Also the fact that mammon steals things that belong to his brothers or stuff like rings and other insignificant things as well as scamming people, which i don’t think is a lot of times seeing how lucifer ends , compared to how he prolly will be if all his power just stayed in him, thats honestly a lot more self control besides, mammon does so much for his younger bros, like when he thought belphie was crying and tried to comfort him, and is the reason why lucifer has a whole tree up his ass. So in conclusion mammon is very important to the economy of hell

Oh and I forgot to mention that anyone who mammon does not like ends up becoming bankrupt – like they wouldn’t know what hit em.

It doesn’t even have to be someone who he even knows, like for example say idk, a high nobleman just blatantly disrespects asmo and slut shames him, calls him disgusting names which prolly would cause ya boi asmo to come home upset or just wants to down a bunch of wine in his room and obviously, ya best boi beel would probably notice something and ask satan to help asmo. Which of course would catch everyones attention, meaning that mammon would prolly hear “oh lord maximus just called me a whore its nothing guys”. Asmo-protection squad is now formed and there is a certain avatar of wrath coming for said guy, mammon doesn’t even need to know who this maximus guy is, the power surrounding that area where said noble lives will just start going negative on the guy and somehow making him bankrupt. A lot of nobles like their wealth so if their economical status changes for the worst they gonna get mad and maybe become a bunch of karens and richards.

There is also something about mammon and Beelzebub and idk how to explain it. So these two are probably the only ones who can control the demon form properly, don’t get angry easily and both love their family. Though, they are both the protectors in a way. Beelzebub outwardly makes it known that you mess with his family, you mess with him and you’re gonna get back hand slapped to the human world and who wouldn’t want to take this threat to heart, beel is as intimidating as he looks and he doesn’t have to try. I also agree with beel’s power being useful in farming areas.

However mammon doesn’t make it obvious.

People do underestimate mammon and do not take his ranking to heart, therefore they do forget that it is easy to fall to greed ; there is a reason why the sins are in that order. So obviously mammon does use this as a tactic.

In a lot of anime, a lot of people like to see the chill or the goofy characters or those characters who you don’t take seriously get mad because people will get shocked, take denki kaminari for example, people normally get reminded of their place that way. And mammon clearly favours lucifer even though lucifer punishes him and even though he thinks lucifer thinks that he is a disappointment, mammon pretty much makes sure no one, not even his own siblings can disrespect his older brother. And in the Let Your Hair Down card mammon doesn’t get pissed because his younger bros are berating him – no he gets mad cuz they be disrespecting lucifer.

However i do think that mammon will protect his younger brothers and say for example he gives an insult to asmo and asmo insults him back sibling language and you try insult asmo as well, babes you about to go on the headlines, whether you are a noble, part of the council or even a lesser demon, mammon will not give a fuck he will swipe yo head real quick and continue with his day. No he wont clean the mess thats not his problem and nobody will believe asmo if he says “ oh ye mammon is the one that killed Jacob”, they will think he did. So asmodeus darling shut it.

Mammon also does have the element of surprise in his hands. People do not think that he will kill, solely because he is the mammon who has scammed people; the mammon who has pacts with witches; the mammon who has a very large debt to said witches; the mammon who gets flustered easily and the mammon who gets hung upside down on a daily. So , of course, people are going to forget that mammon is pretty much the second strongest sin in hell. Not to mention lucifer himself does tell mammon to finish of his dirty work. What I’m getting from this is either lucifer cant be asked to do said dirty work, he doesn’t wanna dirty his hands which i don’t think is true unless he got those satin gloves that he wanted for a while now or he just wants mammon to just go for the sake of the element of surprise that the demons, who I’m guessing are part of the dirty work, will get.

Also his own brothers do forget their ranking as well, just because mammon is the more laid back brother and the one who get shit for his sin most the time, doesn’t mean he can’t scold you and call you out on shit. Just because mammon didn’t snap yet because of his patience, that does not mean he wont, it’s only a matter of time.

The day mammon get mad is the day all of mammon’s power will go back to him. It will be the day where the economy of hell will be in shambles and those who can stop mammon would be way too shocked to do anything.

In conclusion, mammon is a guy who is pretty chill, but you press the wrong button, well, good night i guess

I have quite a few mammon headcannons and i don’t know what to do with them so here ya go children

Mammon definitely has a deep connection with his crows and ravens in hell and treats them like they are his kids, ( everyone knows that) so if you hurt them, imma pray for you

I feel like he also does more than one familiar so, linking to the fact that he’s too bad to be an angel but too good to be a demon, he has doves, harpies and albino crows, and that he’s very close to the albino crows as they be different and sorta get bullied by black crows like how his bros bully him but we ain’t gonna talk bout that

There is a mythological creature called a harpy which is a massive bird with the head of a female. These hoes are pretty much stronger than birds of prey of course, and we’re gonna say that they are tall as fuck im talking 9-11 feet tall. Pretty sure mammon can order these hoes around and since mammon does take care of them and gives a place to stay, they give him and the crows protection in return. They are hostile to anyone else yes that includes the bros and Diavolo and barbatos especially if you are in their territory. Yeaaah…. you’re about to get expired. Doesn’t really help that Diavolo is scared of them cuz they are pretty much immune to royal magic let alone any magic, which is why certain areas are out of bounds for people to go to - not to mention the fact that they can and will terminate him if he gives them a reason to and will literally crown mammon as the new prince of hell which is why dia is afraid for the crown and his position nah cuz they really did threaten him while he was sitting on the throne - and they made sure he swore an oath - to ensure mammon is comfortable and living the best life or they gonna make him meet lucifers father. They also do the whole head tilt that some birds do and its sorta creepy - they only ever do it if they’re mocking or checking you out they gon munch you, or if you are in their territory, or if they about to fight you yes they fight demons, they are stronger and honestly they just do it cuz they bored. They also have this cry they do when they fly so they can communicate and it sounds like a crows caw but more feminine and high pitched and way more creepier. They do this sometimes cuz they want to see any demons reaction. They can also speak quite a lot of human languages, infernal included, so if you think that they can’t understand you and you trying to shoot them down, they will just stop whatever the fuck they’re doing and just stare in your direction like 👁👄👁. By then you’re probably in the past tense and on they’re menu. In conclusion these big ass lady-birds are not to be messed with and just give people an increased risk of heart attack cuz they just glide and swoop down for no reason yes they will laugh at you and will do it again.

When mammon fell, his sadness became overwhelming and he ended up crying gold, sort of showing that thats his first sign of greed. Because of this massive cities ended up being created and it has been dubbed as the cities of gold. Pretty self explanatory. These cities are hidden and no one lives there as well but like, that didn’t really stop people from trying to find it once they found out somehow. Ye they ended up becoming either gold statues or their souls decided to have permanent tea time with god. You would rather be a hashtag than be a statue cuz the gold will be poisoning you slowly - yes you will be alive , the gold is just a casing you cant break through. Normally this happens if you have the intention to find each city so the chances of u being 6 feet under is unlikely. There are seven cities in total, all spread out in the human world. In hell there are 8. The only way to be able to go any city is to have the symbol of greed on you as a protective symbol, not a pact theres a difference (imma get to that later). It only opens up if the doves-yes there are doves they guard the place and are normally docile but please do not underestimate or trust them they are worse than crows and are complete hazards to society- sense that you want to go inside, they somehow alert mammon, and ya boy will let you in if he feels like it. If you some how got in but mammon dont know you, the city will collapse on itself on his order. So you can either manage to get back to safety with some trauma from ya little expedition or you are now in hotel trivago. In heaven. Yeah.The royals or the bros cannot sense the cities in the human world, but can sense those in hell and wanted to check it out. Ended up prying the magic door open and got in. Didn’t really end well though. The entire city collapsed and barbs didnt really see that coming. They all ended up with scratches and burns and a bit shooketh and Diavolo hasn’t really learnt a thing this fuck still wants to go again mans really said it was fun and barbs still thinking about that kiddie leash he saw in the market and is this 🤏 close to buying it. The only way to get in a city safely is by having a protective symbol or building enough trust with mams for him to take you there. So you can either fuck about and die or go in with mammon safely. Have fun if you manage to find it tell me how it went.

Now for protective symbols. These are really rare, cuz demons really couldn’t care less bout humans, and they do require powerful magic. Mammon sorta stumbled on a book talking about these symbols and ended up learning the spell of by heart. Boy never really thought he would need to use it though so thats a shocker. But neways, they look somewhat like them pact symbols except they upside down and are invisible to everyone but the demon who performed the spell. Its also rare because hardly anyone uses a protective symbol because of the fact that its a really hard spell to do and only those who have enough power can do it - basically only the demon royal family and barbatos can do it. Anyone else who tries to do it either dies or ends up botching the spell causing it to become backwards and more curse-like, so instead of protection it now harms the person, meaning ya boy Diavolo gotta deal with it. Its also the reason why people rather use pacts or sell their soul solely because of the difficulty of getting the words and the incantation right to the point where dia banned it from use. In conclusion, mammon should’ve been on the headlines by now or caused his human to be cursed. Honestly the only reason why it worked was because he was taught old infernal by the death angel cuz hoe already knew they were gonna fall and decided to make use of his own knowledge and pass it down to someone else, ya know? The only people who have the spell on them is mc and that 9 year old kid that this guy is paying child support for innit, so they basically have the right to go into his cities of gold. Bonus - Diavolo honestly can’t perform this spell at all, neither can his father only his mum could because hc time she is the direct daughter of the late empress giving her enough power to perform this spell. So technically the father was some sort of aristocrat/ duke kinda thing an extra. So the fact that mammon can do it is sort of concerning. And this perfectly leads to my next headcannon

Ya boy is stronger than lucifer. Because this hoe can control his anger and shit, that pent up anger started converting itself to power (leave me alone im making this up as i go) and we know mammon gets most shit from the brothers, so all of the anger has obviously been building up since the fall which is a lot. Anyway we all know the day mammon snaps everyones gonna be shook cuz bestie is pretty calm mostly. Ye he does get mad sometimes but doesn’t openly show his demon form to the brothers cuz he doesn’t want to scare them or stoop as low as lucifer.

Mammon is the one scolded lucifer the most in heaven. Normally its because this hoe is way to engrossed in his work and couldn’t spend time with his brothers and mammon will just give this thot The Look ™️ im not mad im just disappointed and lucifer is gonna feel bad and ashamed as well. Mammon does still stare at lucifer if he’s disappointed but that peacocks pride really isnt going to let him show that he’s affected

Mammon is also the only one that levi and lucifer can confide in without feeling judged by him and any secret these two tell him he keeps to himself forever. Just cause you cant trust him with money doesn’t mean you cant trust him with secrets. This man takes trust seriously and isn’t going to tell anyone your secrets no matter how much money they be offering

Mammon’s greed also allows him to mimic his brothers powers, so if Levi can control the seas and underwater creatures mammon can. If lucifer can perform complicated hexes an shit that mammon isn’t supposed to be able to do, well would you look at that- he can do that to. I feel like, say we connect this with how barbatos is - he alway wants things to be nothing short of perfect. Barbatos is a demon of greed or so i think (if you look at the yellow glow sticks in game it shows mammon and barbatos too) therefore he probably is quite greedy to please the prince, make sure things are absolutely perfect, so greedy for perfection. So this makes me think mammon can do the same as his greed would probably crave a lot of power at some point though he prolly controls that desire. He probably can copy Diavolo’s power or barbs at least ye he a copycat

These are them harpies for reference

Well shit this was long

I need some mammon angst recommendations so if you guys have please do tell me. I don’t mind if its on here or ao3

No mc btw

We’ve all seen lucifer with his long hair. But what about mammon with curly hair ? Long curly hair. You cant tell me that his hair is naturally straight- he definitely has it permed / silk pressed

Artists please draw mammon in curly hair i need to see it

Head-cannon that the scorpion on asmo’s demon form is very much real.

Say you’re his enemy, all this fucker has to do is just hug you or some shit. And the scorpion? Yeah it just moves its way through you to your heart and just uses the stinger. And if you feel it moving - no ya didn’t. It’s a perfect decoy - like, nobody’s gonna know that thing is alive. They’re just gonna think that he’s got some sort of obsession with scorpions so he decided to get a decor of one on his demon form

This guy also prolly has some type of venom that can affect the air around him. He probably can also hypnotise people using his charm. Definitely craves for some blood lust from time to time. Can also transfer his venom to you by sinking his teeth right on a blood vessel almost always does this by sinking the teeth in your neck

Off topic but he looks like the kinda guy who would read all of twilight + other vampire-type movies, then ends up with having an unhealthy obsession with it.

Ngl i do feel like he does have self esteem issues cuz of the amount of times he does get berated and talked down and mind you it does seem like this has been going on for a whole millennia, so he cant really just bounce back up and have no self esteem issues anymore, it takes time to build that confidence again. Not to mention mc normally praises mammon for every little thing he does more than they do with the others.

Also i feel like his true nature is to be sort of generous, if we ignore his gambling addiction and him being 10 foot deep in debt. He may not realise it, but i do feel like his power affects his brothers in a good way.

Leviathan for example does not work or earn money in some way, yet he seems to have enough money to buy merchandise and figurines and manga and cosplays and stuff. Everyone know that manga is expensive. One volume costs around £6.99 for most manga, and if its like one of the more famous or older manga like one piece, that shit is costs a lot more. Cosplays or the good quality ones are also very expensive, plus the wigs and the props and that and so are figurines and don’t forget he has a fish and a whole in built aquarium and those prolly got some sea animals in there too. So add the cost of food for the guys animals.

Asmodeus buys makeup and skin care, clothes and obviously knowing him, it is all prolly high end stuff, again all expensive.

Belphie has the pillows and soft items he likes to keep for him to sleeping comfortably, again these are all expensive plus beel and the amount of food he needs alongside the normal amount they need. I know if i had all this ill be in debt so how are these hoes living lavishly 🤨? Mammon. Thats it that’s the answer.

Mammon is the one who has the power to drown people in gold and expensive items others will be longing for, or the power to strip anything and everything away from you money wise. He is the second most powerful sin, so he wont be putting much of a sweat when doing this. However he doesn’t know that he is doing this. He has no idea that he is the reason why they live like royalty and if you told him, the sad thing he wont believe you. He may say something like “ye of course i know that” but he truly wouldn’t believe you. He will think you’re fucking around with him, trying to make him believe you so that you could say that it was a joke and “ I can’t believe you believed that mammon” and only make him feel less of himself.

Him saying the ‘great mammon’ is honestly just him trying to convince himself that he is worth something; that he isn’t useless; that people do rely on him and need him. Him getting talked down on for a millennia can do so much to his mental health, make him feel worthless. If a human got berated for a while or long enough, your mental health is done for. You will feel like shit and it will take a while for health to recover, so imagine how much years and years of insults on top insults can do. Hell, mammon doesn’t even say shit any more he just suck it up. Mc got sick in some event or something and everyone was giving them what they would like , so levi gave manga and shit, asmo took care of their skin care and mammon decides to praise them.

What I’m getting from this is that he truly thinks that nobody would come and take care of him if he ever got sick. He is smiling as well. That in itself shows that mammon doesn’t think much of himself and he thinks it is okay and it obviously isn’t. Besides it makes too much sense for this not to be cannon

I personally think mammon doesn’t think so highly of himself at all despite calling himself the ‘great mammon’ and it really shows in his debts and gambling, sure he is the avatar of greed , but if he truly loved himself he really wont have any problems regarding his financial status. And i also feel like greed doesn’t act on those who have a low view of themselves, or on those mammon doesn’t like.

Holy shit i went overboard oops-

Stop. if the people mammon likes attract wealth to themselves and he is always broke does that mean he hates himself?

I haven't played since the first season so idk if this is canon or what

What do you guys thinks the demon king’s assigned sin is? I think its wrath, solely because if diavolo had to wait till he fell asleep, he prolly doesn’t like the idea of the exchange program

Anybody have any requests to give me? I write mostly in head cannon form and i write for obey me

Please gimme requests I’m gonna get bored

Heya! I saw that your asks were open and I wanted to ask if you could do Mc meeting Diavolo’s dad? Like bursting in the castle to tell the prince about their day or their scheduled tea party or some other plan only to find his dad just sitting there. You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to though. Take care ❤️

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Holy shite I love your work a lot my darling i can’t believe you requested

Ooh la and this request of yours is gold like- there is so much to write about. Imagine bursting in the castle and this guy is who is supposed to be asleep or something drinking some tea like 🤨 🍵🤏. Just -yes

Also, my apologies this took so damn long

Mc meeting the demon king for the first time

You just came back from seeing your family in the human world and boi you were excited to go back to see your demons. You had missed the demon brothers, Barbatos and diavolo a lot, and you got some gifts to give them.

You especially missed Diavolo and the tea parties you both had together – who knew that diavolo had a lot of things to tell you, whether it be something that happened during his day or a little story on how the human world was back when he was younger. There were also days where you both don’t have tea parties together : the prince only talking about how he never had someone to speak to as a friend, that he is grateful for you. Those were the days where the two of you would have a heart-to-heart conversation, or when you both question everything. There was never a day you have been bored in diavolo’s presence - he was truly an interesting being.

There was a light breeze which left as quickly as it came, making you curse the weather. However, despite the weather being too hot for your liking, you couldn’t help but feel your excitement building up. Oh you couldn’t wait to see your demons. Taking a turn, you reached an alley: perfect for you to teleport , away from prying eyes.

You chanted the spell under your breath and before you knew it, you were in hell. With your bags and the gifts with you, you made your way to the castle.

The demons around you could tell you were the master of seven, and friends with their prince and his butler, and wondered what the heck were you doing in hell. They knew better than attack you, of course, it would be ridiculous.

The ogling eyes was toned down your excitement a bit, but you managed just fine. All of a sudden, your stomach rumbled loudly. Imma eat i guess you thought. Changing direction, you went straight to a little cafe Beel mentioned before you left, saying something along the lines of the cafe being underrated. Opening the door, you were greeted by the scent of coffee. There were cookies, pasties and pastries on display. I guess Beel was right about this being underrated, it looks frickin tasty you thought, your stomach rumbling again, as if it was agreeing with you.

You went to the counter and one of the baristas came. She was a pretty demoness, to say the least. She had curly raven hair, and her skin a hue of dark blue, and hazel eyes that seemed to glow—or was that your imagination. You luckily stopped yourself from staring too much – it would’ve been embarazzing for you.

“Hello, what would you like today?” She smiled. You didn’t know what to order so you asked for the most popular or fan favourite food they’ve got to save yourself. You payed for your food, and sat down on a chair to eat.

The food was amazing, Beel wasn’t kidding when he said the food was great, and you didn’t realise that you wolfed the food. You left the cafe with a full stomach and continued your way to the castle.

Once you arrived, you couldn’t contain yourself, so you ran through the gates of the castle, and made your way inside. You opened the door to the living room that you and the prince normally have tea parties in , and exclaimed “Diavolo guess who’s back! Its me, and I’ve got some presents for…..”

You stopped talking. Because the man in front of you was not Diavolo.

He was sitting on the couch, drinking tea, before he looked up. His eyes that were molten gold, seemed to have witnessed so much of the world - you were beginning to feel overwhelmed at the amount of power those eyes held. There was a certain glint in them – one that was making you uncomfortable. His hair was a bloody shade of red, gold jewellery adorning his horns. He looked a lot like diavolo, except he wasn’t.

You connected the dots and realised that you have come face to face with the Demon King.

“Who are you and how does a mere human being know my son?” His power flooded the room, almost making your knees buckle. You could feel the wrath building up in the room – you were becoming wary.

But you needed to display some manners, of course, he was not like your sins and Diavolo, this man wanted you respect him address him accordingly.

“I am MC, Your Highness,” you answered his first question, bowing down slightly. The King’s eyes narrowed slightly : he seemed quite sceptical of you. “How do you know my son, human?” You knew this man is ancient, and probably despises the human race, and you didn’t think at all he’d take kindly to the exchange program. Did that stop you though? Absolutely not.

“Lord Diavolo is my friend, Your Highness,” you stated, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “I know for a fact that my son doesn’t go around making friends – he has a responsibility of being the heir to the throne. So tell me the truth, human, lest you want me give you an eternal punishment,” he calmly said. You, on the other hand, wasn’t impressed at all. You were saying half truth of course – he didn’t need to know about the exchange program. But seeing that his pupils were practically non existent, and his wings were outstretched, you knew you had to come clean, unless you wanted to be stuck in the dungeons.

“I know the Prince through an exchange program uniting the three realms, Your Highness.” You could not show any fear, though you were quite close to legging it. “An exchange program,you say? Do tell me more,” his eyes widened – lips curling into an unwelcoming wide smile. You read enough to know that this man was getting ready to pounce on you, yet you complied.

“The exchange program was made to unite the three realms and to live in harmony and peace with one another, and learning about demons, angels and humans,” you replied, making sure not to look him in the eye. “Oh? And it was my son who has made this program? Well it seems that a lot has changed after all.” He seemed to be talking to himself. You were still on high alert, his wings were a sight to look at, but they were still outstretched, and that was dangerous in itself.

“It also seems my son has forgotten his place as the prince of hell. I can’t believe he’s been dilly-dallying with humans.” He sighed dramatically. “I now know that humans have made him soft, and this exchange program? Goodness me, that disgrace of a child has cast shame upon the name of the devils,” he seethed.

You completely zoned out. You could tell he was berating Diavolo even more, but you couldn’t stand there and watch while this man was running his mouth. You needed this man to know that respect goes both ways : you earn it and you give it. You did not care that this man was a whole powerful eldritch being , but although your hands were trembling, when did you have any regard for self preservation? MC, you maybe a human, but you are a force to be reckoned with.

“With all due respect Your Majesty, Lord Diavolo is your son, correct?” You smiled. “Excuse me?” The king sputtering, confused. You dropped your smile. “Answer the question,” you stated, taking a seat on the single love seat. “…Yes, he is.” The king furrowed his brows. Humans normally beg for mercy in his presence, why must this human be any different?

“Well then. Why are you calling Diavolo a disgrace?” You looked him in the eye. “In what way is Diavolo a disgrace?” You asked him – you wanted to see his thought process. “Well, he is affiliated with humans, devil forbid the day he becomes friends with an angel,” he sneered at you, trying to intimidate you. You helped yourself to a cup of tea, knowing that this man will be spewing a whole load of bullshit. “Unfortunately for you, he is.” You smirked, loving the way this sad excuse of a father had a horrified look on his face. However, before a word tumbled out of his mouth, you held up a scone to him. The demon looked quite puzzled, but he took it either way.

“Before you say anything more, Your Highness, do you like war?” You asked him, sipping on your tea. “Pardon?” His eyes were wide – he never answered a question like this before. You narrowed your eyes at him, growing impatient. “You are not hard of hearing are you? Answer the question.” You inquired. You were not having any regard to your safety at all, but you really needed to show this man his place.

The king’s face twisted into even more confusion, and there were hints of anger in his eyes. He still couldn’t get over the fact that you were asking him questions and making a fool out of himself without even trying. “No I don’t,” he replied carefully. “Then do you not realise that your son is doing a lot to prevent wars in the future, he made an exchange program to protect all his people, and to overcome differences with each other. He has done a lot more than you have, and on top of that, he had to rule hell in place of you. And what were you doing?” You spoke with power, and could tell the king was getting mad.

“What were you doing, Your Highness?” You asked again, mocking his title. “I was in the dungeons,” he replied, sitting straight, knowing that saying the truth of him sleeping would sound ridiculous. “Well,” you took a deep breath and continued,“that does not give an excuse to berate your child, who has been doing everything to rule over hell.” You sighed. With the way the king was staring at you, you knew that you may pass away today.

That didn’t stop you from telling the man off. “You were in the dungeons, sleeping the whole time while diavolo was taking care of hell, while he was improving the devildom, and the day you wake up, you start running your mouth, and disrespecting you son. I expected the king to be sophisticated man, who would praise his son’s achievements, but I guess I was wrong,” you responded.

A deep rumble was heard, and the king was baring his fangs at you. Quite frankly, you were very disappointed, but your hands were shaking. “What is your name, Your Highness?” You inquired. “That does not concern you,” he hissed in reply. “Very well, Midas, I shall take the honour of teaching you some lessons on respect today.”

The king could feel his patience thinning. How dare they make a fool out of me, he thought. They dare address me as Midas, the name of that greedy fool?! How dare they disrespect me?

You could feel the kings wrath filling the room, and his pride was crumbling. You knew that the brothers do get fed when any demon of any rank gives into their sin, and that in this particular case, a certain cat lover was going to have quite a feast. You waited for the king to calm down, which was not happening at all until you became irritated. “You are the King of Hell, the most powerful being in here, yet you are being reduced to a mess by a mere human?” You tilted your head slightly, waiting for the king to answer. But alas, he was still seething on his sofa.

The king stared at you with pure unfiltered anger, and just as you were about to speak, the king stood up to his full height. He towered over you, baring his fangs, itching to kill. “You will regret ever making me angry, human,” he spat. “I will deal with that boy later and give him and his avatars a painful punishment, but for now, human, your soul is mine to take.”

The demon did not know what to make of the disdainful look on your face - the disappointment a mother feels towards her child sometimes, and a part of the king did not like it. He reached for your neck, trying to take your soul, but the smell of burning flesh filled his nose. The demon looked at his hand : his skin burning and cracking. He frowned – a human should not be able to perform any magic, unless they are a sorcerer.

You, on the other hand, thanked Luke in your head for blessing you – that kid is going to become a fantastic angel, you were sure of it.

The king looked down on you, his hands curled in fists, for he hated how you seemed unfazed. “I’d like you to take a seat, kind sir,” you said plainly, “I’ll have to teach you a lesson on respect.” With a flick of your wrist, a massive whiteboard and some whiteboard pens appeared. The demon king looked dumbfounded - yet he quickly replaced that look with a look of anger.

You looked up and still saw the man shaking in anger. Irritated, you kissed your teeth. The idea of a full grown man, a whole demon king at that, mad and upset at you just because you were trying to teach him some respect, made you feel very smug, but, the demon was wasting your time.

“Sit. Down.” The king’s eyes darkened. A part of him wanted to listen to you, but he mostly wanted to throw you across the room. Respect, my ass, he thought. You payed no heed. If he was going to stand, then so be it. You opened your marker, and started explaining. “Respect goes both ways, you should know, of course,” you began your lecture.

• • •

You finished your lecture after a whole two hours has passed, which shouldn’t have taken so long - it was honestly concerning. You made sure the king understood that he couldn’t put his son and avatars in the dungeons, and he reluctantly agreed. The king also managed to understand, to your surprise, that the exchange program was necessary for the future of all three worlds.

However, while you were sitting on the sofa, you couldn’t help but wonder where the hell the avatars and diavolo were. There were no servants around, and there was not a hint of life around the castle. Hell, the guards the usually stood outside the castle gates were not there. The only person who could know of their whereabouts was the king in front of you, and you had no choice but to ask him.

“Do you happen to know where Diavolo and the avatars are, Your Majesty?” You asked, eating a cookie. The demon however, stared at you with a look screaming ‘are you serious’. You met his stare with one of confusion. “Perhaps you shouldn’t have eaten too many cookies, human,” he told you. You were still very much baffled. “I do believe you have mistaken this place as Diavolo’s castle,” he explained. If you were confused before, you were now completely bamboozled. “What do you mean?” You asked. The demon king pursed his lips tightly.

“You are in the Mausoleum, human.”

Your eyes widened. “You mean I could’ve been with diavolo and the others this whole time, that I could’ve avoided this entire encounter, and that I went on ,” you exclaimed. All this time wasted on teaching a grown man respect, you thought sadly. You gathered your belongings and bid goodbye to the king, before he stopped you and asked how you knew he was asleep. You replied with smug look - he doesn’t need to know you’ve been eavesdropping on diavolo’s conversations with barbs.

With that, you made your way to the right direction to the Demon Lord’s Castle, a new little story to tell your demons once you reach your second home. Oh you couldn’t wait to see them shook – after all, not many demons, let alone humans, survive after an encounter with the King of Hell, but you, of course, were full of surprises.

A WIP for now. It's my genderbend interpretation of Obey Me Simeon and Solomon. I might do more characters in the future.

Happy Birthday Simeon!!!

⌈ ⚠️ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ⌉ Smut, size kink? Breeding, crying, just horni

I'm tired af but my ovaries I want demon Luci so here's something short I wrote🧍... Fem!Reader btw

No normal thoughts, head full of Lucifer fucking the cute little reader while he’s in his full demon form. His big demon body towers over her little one, and his giant hands grip her hips to hold her in place over his huge dick. He uses her like a fleshlight, mercilessly thrusting her on him and fucking her brains out. Meanwhile, she tries to hold on to the last of her sanity.

The stimulation is too much, and tears spill down her cheeks as Lucifer bites her shoulder. His teeth leave deep purple marks on her skin, but his tongue runs sweetly over the bite to soothe it.

“LUCIFER!!!” She screams his name when he slams into her cervix painfully, and he pins her down underneath him. “ Mmh..” He lets out a short sigh as his lustful eyes take in the sight of her sweaty body, her chest heaving, and the drool running down her lips.

“So, So beautiful.” He purrs into her ear, “Maybe I’ll use you as my cute little fleshlight every day from now on.”

“At least then, Someone as stupid as you would be useful.” He rasps out whilst tearing off the cute lacy bra that was still covering her breasts. “My cute little fucktoy.” Lucifer praises her. “Aren’t you happy to be useful for something?” His hands run over her breasts, and he stimulates her nipples by rubbing and twisting them between his fingers. She whines in pain at his roughness, and Lucifer feels her squeeze around him.

“Lucifer- please” She begs him, although she doesn't know for what. Her eyes roll to the back of her skull as she feels his dick once again slam deeply inside of her. She hears Lucifer's D.D.D ring and Diavolo's contact pop up, But Lucifer ignores it and merely throws the device to the side,

“I’ll fuck you like a cheap whore and then treat you like my princess.” He tells her as he forces her close legs to her chest.

That's perfect for a human exchange student. She moans as he readjusts his grip on her, his beast-like claws digging into her skin whilst fucks her vigorously, leaving her a screaming mess with tears on her face, and their mixed fluids seeping out of her cunt.

He finishes in her, his thick cum shooting deep inside of her so that he can fill her womb with his child.. And she feels completely stuffed by the time that he pulls out... Only for him to stroke his dick a few times before realigning it with her cum filled cunt again.

FUCK BEING AN EXCHANGE STUDENT... It would be too stressful. I wantttt to be Lucifer's whore, and pretty princess.. just give me that damn demon cock prideful boy (⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠෴⁠ ⁠༎ຶ⁠)

Cute date idea: we go out someplace fun and you ruin me in the bathroom stall before our tab hits the table

My obey me just restarted???????? And I didn't change anything, I just went to log in just now and it's asking me to agree to terms as if it was the first time I logged into the A10s I don't have my transfer data anymore and now this, what do I do my god, I refuse to restart and lose everything I had 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AYO?!?!?