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I just had the most traumatizing&disturbing dream ever! It was about a beautiful&tragic lovestory between shrek and superman…. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!!

Aliens had visited Earth, but they didn't do any fighting or stuff. They studied us, found out that we apparently eat an absurd amount of sodium compared to them and started viciously mocking us for it and left.

An old story

(also @one-time-i-dreamt)

So when I was, uh I don’t know let’s just say I was six, one of my mom’s friends lived in a house that, for some reason, once made Tiny!Me have a very vivid and violent blackout daydream when I went upstairs to the play room.

What was the daydream?

Ok so imagine a baseball field, with cartooony people in the stands. Not that many details, just triangles and circles with smiley faces for spectators. The batter was an anthropomorphic alligator with a white and blue jersey (don’t know how I remember that). Every so often, a baseball would be pitched from offscreen.

Apparently, those baseballs were filled with deadly neurotoxin.

Every time the alligator hit a ball, it (the ball, not the alligator) would explode into a puff of randomly-colored gas, and someone in the audience would go x-eyed and die.

The first time this happened was when I was awake, but after that, it would leave off and pick up at the same points when I woke up and slept. The nightmare only stopped when everyone, including the alligator himself, died. It took a month to finish that dream, and I (thankfully) haven’t had it since.

Not that intense, but when you’re six and something like that starts happening while you’re fully conscious, it’s damn near traumatic.

BL spoilers kinda but I gotta write down this dream I had before it goes away

Basically it started with two Exos named Secretary and E*something* (might’ve been emissary) who were trying to run from the Fallen in a crashed Ketch in the EDZ. They both died(?) but Sec stayed on coms for the rest of the dream, her death audio looping

I never saw what E looked like- they might’ve just been some random AI on the coms. Sec was a bright teal Exo with yellow eyes

Meanwhile, I was in the perspective of my Hunter, Bitrik, who was exploring the Ketch- it wasn’t like the EDZ we know today tho. It was like some subsidiary of it, like a sector in a national park (idk that’s how my dreambrain described it)

There was tons of Eliksni architecture as I made my way through the tunnels. Eventually it opened up to this kind of pit, lined with rounded metal and with a massive pillar in the center

Now that I think about it, the arena was built like that one lost sector on the Moon, but bigger and with more Eliksni architecture

And in the center on top of this turret-like structure was Eramis. Not like in the game though- she was bigger, more purple than blue, and had nightmarishly long forearms and claws. She was yelling in Eliksni, but my Ghost slowly translated it- “We rise and devour what we have lost” or something

The arena was filled with dead Dregs, and Brigs (although at the time I knew them as Walkers) watching from the alcoves of the ring. Eventually Eramis left and the Brigs attacked, shielded by a massive Servitor in the center.

Knowing full well that I couldn’t take THAT shit on, I jumped on my Sparrow and hauled ass outa there. Sec kept screaming in my headset while E talked about how the Eliksni came to build some kind of factory to make Exo-Eliksni hybrids...

Towards the end I saw Sec’s body, torn apart and left in a gory heap at the entrance to some Eliksni structure. E mourned the loss of their friend as I loaded my gun (don’t remember which one) and stepped into the building. There, the dream ended.

Dammit to hell I had another BL dream

This one was in the DSC in some kind of hub. It had Dreaming City-like architecture, but my dreambrain KNEW it was the Crypt.

Rings of terminals formed a white, multi-level spire. Each terminal was connected to the top of the spire by thin, white wisps of light. The terminals would move forward to hang over the edge when you approached them with a buff(?)

There was some kind of enemy there that I can’t remember. I think it was Taken-like, but also robotic. It fired green bursts of light at me (as I was in Bitrik’s body once again) as I carried glowing things to the terminals to ascend.

Once a terminal was extended, you would jump on top of it to reach the next ring and repeat the process, matching your object with the correct terminal lest they all extend and crush you.

I don’t remember if I ever made it to the top....

Yet another D2 dream... This time, it was Ahamkara-themed

I was tasked with purging the souls of the Queen’s old pet Ahamkaras, who were bound to jars(?) after they died in the Great Hunt

The jars were laid out in a circle in a massive atrium/arena and chained down

I opened one and this MASSIVE green wolf-like dragon came out and tried to eat me (I think it had some dumb name like Fluffy but I can’t remember)

I eventually beat it with my foolproof tactic of hiding behind a wall with a fusion rifle and jumping up a bit to fire (something I actually do in-game)

Once it was killed, I re-secured the chains on the now-cracked jar.

I got an “Activity Completed” prompt and instantly knew “oh shit I’m gonna have to come back here tomorrow and fight another dragon”

Another entry in the Destiny Dream Saga

First, the Tower. Appearance-wise, it seemed to be a mix of the D1 and D2 towers, although some aspects shifted based on position. For example, the large spire in the background of the Rahool picture wasn’t visible until I started talking to him.

Also note that I never played D1, so I have no idea how my dreambrain was able to accurately render it

That circle was Rahool’s position. Why did I mark him specifically? Well, for once, he was important.

He had an artifact to give me (I was Bitrik again). Something he had been holding on to for centuries, hiding for reasons he failed to mention. He was very animated in explaining how important it was to him- even to the point that he kept talking and moving when I closed out his vendor screen.

I also was able to pick up quests from him?? FotL stuff, Felwinter’s Lie, Izinagi’s Burden, etc... although the tabs mentioned that it’d be impossible to complete them since The Door™️ and the Black Armory Forges were inaccessible.

Anyways, as soon as I picked up the artifact, the world went pitch black. The ground turned into that squishy gold metal from Prophecy, and the area where Zavala would’ve stood became some kind of jumping puzzle.

Must’ve been somewhere in Unknown Space (the realm of the Nine), but it also had DSC jumping puzzle vibes

I had to shoot the confluxes in order to make the platforms appear, but they also started to form closing doors. I never got to the end- hell, even past the first set- because I kept failing and falling and dying. It wasn’t a pure Darkness zone, since I just respawned at the start, but the confluxes would reset every time

The whole time, a voice that was eerily similar to Riven was speaking, pretending to be my Ghost, Optic. I knew that they were an impostor because my “Ghost” was shooting the confluxes, and Ghosts can’t shoot things. The “Ghost” was talking about being disappointed in my performance, and mentioned something about the Leviathan, I think?

I don’t know what this was about...

I had a dream the other day where I was getting chased by this white and black moth that was the size of an average adult American male in this dimly lit stone building with wooden floors. The image that’s stuck in my mind is of me looking at the monster while I’m running away from it with a circular table with metal legs and a white top on the far right between the two of us with an oil lantern lit on top of it.

After I ran away from it, my dream transformed into one of those web games kinda in the style of something you’d find on GirlsGoGames.com, except the game was of a woman with short blond hair with her head and hands stuck through a light grey wall. When I clicked on her finger, she screamed bloody murder and it scared me awake. I couldn’t fall asleep after that, but it was only five in the morning, so it wasn’t as early as it could have been.

Last night I dreamt that I knew someone who kept really tiny colourful spiders as pets, for some reason I decided to open their enclosure and all the tiny spiders escaped I tried to round them up and I got almost all of them except three. Two of them disappeared near a larger wild spiders web and the third one which was lime green got squished by a little girl just as I was trying to explain that it was someone’s pet. I remember being so angry that I tried to convince the little girls father to pay me back not just for the green spider but the other two that went missing. But they just stared at me like “why are you trying to charge money over spiders?” and I lost my nerve.

It’s the weirdest dream I’ve had in awhile.

I had a dream where a huge black dragon with red eyes flirted with me by swallowing me whole. He was also an evil CEO in his human form who was unfailingly polite. When I woke up I was like “damn my subconscious is being nice to me today”

i had a fever dream in autocad last night (don’t ask, it’s unfortunately a common occurrence) where i was for some reason tasked with creating floor plans for aziraphels bookshop, unfortunately (due to what i’m assuming was miracled room extensions) the shop didn’t abide by the laws of physics and was literally impossible to draft. i woke up in a cold sweat at 3am. fell back asleep. and continued the exact same goddamn dream.

this is my crowning achievement

I was seduced by both the Virgin Mary and Lucifer in the forms of Shakira Gazelle from Zootopia and Diego from Ice Age respectively in an attempt to convince me to let one or the other possess me.

Danny Gonzalez started mowing my lawn and I didn't even have to ask him! What a guy!

For a split second before I woke up I dreamt Hawaii had disappeared and was replaced by Tennessee.

i took a nap for like 3 hours and then dreamed that actual fetuses were "fetusposting" and there were a bunch of memes about being in the womb one meme had a stock image of like just some guy with the capton "me when im in her fallopian tube 💀🔥🔥💪💯"